What's the most audibly offensive things Michael Cole says during a normal Raw episode?

No because if he said this I would at least listen

I remember some Raw in a build up to Fastlane when Roman and Braun was feuding. Roman speared Braun into the barricade. Cole tried to call it in an "excited" manner, but instead he ended up sounding like a robot, literally.

>It's boss time
This shit unironically made me stop watching. The amount of cringe from this one line made me reevaluate my whole life.

Christ I can hear it. It's like a stream of consciousness, but like shilling

kek this is perfect

Kek anyone here do a good Cole impression?

>read it in his voice

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>This guy loves to have fun!
>To the solar plexus
>medical facility
>*snort*
>That unorthodox style

When he called Aleister Black “moody” on his debut. I don’t even really like Black but a lot of people do and that absolutely RUINED his mystique literally 15 seconds into his main roster debut

Generally speaking, if Cole says something like that, it's because Vince wants the guy buried. It's a good indicator on who is going to make it and who isn't.

Like when he made Cole call Finn Balor "The tiny irishman" the week after losing to Roman, wherw Booker T said the phrase "the better man won - an injured Roman Reigns"

in defense of Cole, good commentary seems to be impossible, they just kill almost all personality of whoever is commenting and they all become these fakeass mouthpieces .. Corey aint good anymore, Renee aint good anymore .. Philips aint good.. Cole aint good, only he is the one who never really was any good

>Renee ain't good no more
She wein't never good, not even on NXMeme

Absolutely spot on. But it's actually this Vince forcing this shit

haha me like mikel cole

youtu.be/PMcCWyr7x-w

>it's boss time

What the fuck does that even mean

Thats one of cornettys biggest complaints. They have gimmicks but dont explain why they have them or qhat the fuck they are. Why is she the boss? Why is bailey a hugger? shit makes no sense and unless youve watched 300000 hours of WWE Network for 9.99 a month you wont know

Absolute 10/10 except 'Raw rolls on' should be at the end, technically.

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Meanwhile, for /205Chads/...
>consistently GOAT commentary rotation
>currently featuring Vic Joseph, Nigel McGuiness, and Aiden English
>commentary highlights strengths of wrestlers while hiding their flaws
>commentary puts over everyone
>actually helps tell the story of what's going on in the ring
>everyone on commentary is genuinely invested and having a good time
>zero Vince influence
>no shitty buzzwords
>no shitty nicknames
>minimal shilling for PPVs only
Make the switch, bros.

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I don't listen to WWE so I don't ding-dong diddly give two shits.

I dont watch wwe so I wouldnt know

FOR
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>when the announcers all pause for like 15 seconds because vince is screaming in their ears

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next to mauro booker t was unironically the best thing to have happened since jr's departure

"here in DOUBBBBLE-U....double-u E"

I genuinely give vince credit for this
He was on top of the whole universe thing in media before just about everyone else
It was a smart move to be honest although I wish they didn't say it every five seconds

fav 5 dawg

>______ IS MAKING A B LINE FOR THE RING

they've been saying this exact line for over fucking 20 years