Wtf

Wtf

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Smallest penis in the business.

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>Worked heights are different
No shit.

Pictured. A wrestler booked at 6'3, next to a wrestler booked at 6'4, next to a wrestler booked at 6'1

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Always thought john cena was massive like Hogan.. met him in real life he just looks like average midget high school gym teacher..

Also pictured.

A "small" wrestler booked at 5'10 and a "perfectly acceptable" 6'1

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A lot of WWE guys are 5'10-11 at best, they just looking fucking jacked. Same deal when you see Devitt next to modern Kenny - he's taller, but Kenny has a much bulkier frame.

Most fragile ego in the biz, because he couldn't make it elsewhere

>small

They're both dwarfs
Balor's smaller, though. You just don't understand perspective.

rob is unironically based and his website is cool

wrestling is fake

Omega just looks shorter because he's squatting down on Ibushi's cock

>paul is an insecure manlet same as adam cole
this explains everything kek

>Austin is a manl-

Nobody in their right mind would even begin this sentence

And Rollins is 5'9"

Holy shit that's sad. I'm barefoot 6'2". What would I be billed at in wrestling boots?

5’8” so you could get over as an workrate underdog

6'8 probably

What about as a heel?

7 foot mastodon just wear lifts

How tall is Okada really? I heard that he's much taller than normal japs for real, and not just by billed height

6 even

6'1. Kenny is 5'10 or so in full ring gear and Okada still dwarfs him.

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>tfw you're taller than the ace of nujapan
Am I gonna make it?

Besides height, what other qualities have you got? You don't think height is all that matters...?

Are you a young boy gaijin? Are you willing to do laundry for a few years before being catapulted to the top?

If so then give Gedo a call now.

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Ask Hikuleo and Fale

>athletic build (narrow hips, wide shoulders) and naturally athletic
>good facial expressions
>more or less understand selling and all of the components that make it effective
>experience performing in front of large crowds
I expect that my mic work is going to require the most attention because I'm so fucking shy and talk too fast.

Take a bump.

Yep

You didn't bother checking the same website for H's height?

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>I'm so fucking shy and talk too fast.
Hello Ronda. Why are you worried about the future when you already made it?

Hes same height as 5'9" shawn michaels

Post pic

Does he still have a British girlfriend? Cause I wanna ride this twink into oblivion.

>and actor
Lol come on now, Trippple Man.

I have, it was jarring for a moment but nothing out of this world. Bumping and running the ropes aren't as bad as I thought they would be.

Draw a dime.

Haven't wrestled a match on a show yet.

Excuses.

Gaytch looks like he took a BBC strapon from his wife the night before

Cena is shoot 6ft

the 9th wonder of the world!

Liar

Seff is 6'1"

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Yeah with his fucking wrestling boots on...

he has a long neck

Bases

John Cena is just 5ft11.

5' 7"

In boots maybe

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Lol Jesus Christ what a sub male

God forbid he try something new

10/10 call back bud

>he doesn't stretch his neck daily
You're never gonna make it.

Triple H looks weird as fuck in that picture