>dyes his hair to look young
>gets BTFO on the mic by CM Punk
>worked into a seething shoot on national television
>gets exposed as the Nashetty he is
>quietly sulks away from the WWE
Kevin Trash
Dyes his hair to look young
Connor Morgan
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Thomas Hughes
Raped again by Punk in the Summer of 2011
Ayden Cox
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Austin Bennett
Hahahahahahaha
Angel Lewis
Let's just say Phil isn't the only punk who has blown Nash wide open.
Blake Moore
>raped by a literal cuck
Nashetty is pathetic lmao
Robert Young
Colton Baker
BASED
Camden Butler
Based
Gavin Adams
First time that Phil has done something based
Angel Lee
huh?
big kev is shoot 6'10", jacked as fuck, legs the size of tree trunks, wide as fuck chest, a former bouncer, and has tons of street fighting experience. phil couldn't do anything to him, you fucking faggot
Ian Smith
Wolfie just called me from the ledge guys he's really gonna do it this time
Isaac Edwards
Hi Kevin, remember the Summer of 92?
Luis Evans
Wide as fuck asshole too..
Michael White
Punk is a professional MMA fighter and he could spin kick Kevin Trash's lights out in 2 (two) seconds flat
Aiden Barnes
Nigga, you gay.
Jonathan Parker
>reality > fantasy
“8/29 RAW - CM Punk said the Kliq is back, & click is the sound of all the remote controls changing channels when Kevin Nash is on TV. There was great irony in that given all the people who tuned out when Punk wrestled Miz 45 minutes later. Punk vs. Miz lost 200,000 viewers in the 10 p.m. slot. Now that’s a disaster for that time slot since normal pattern is to gain 500,000 viewers.” - Dave Meltzer [5th September 2011]
Ethan Foster
reality > fantasy
Jordan Myers
BASEDOLA
Justin Smith
WOLFCUC BTFO YET AGAIN HAHAHA
Ya seethe
Chase Davis
>reality > fantasy
“Nash also was joking to his friends about Punk, making fun of how small he was when he picked him up for the power bomb. “He was so small when I picked him up I thought I was picking up a 7th grader.” - Dave Meltzer [29th August 2011]
Samuel Martinez
I bet jamal and co. Thought Nash was small when they were picking him up and passing him around.
Easton Jones
50 reasons why Kevin Nash is better than CM Punk
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1. Kevin has served his country
2. Kevin has bounced at strip clubs
3. Kevin is bigger
4. Kevin lifts weights
5. Kevin is stronger
6. Kevin is more intelligent
7. Kevin is funnier #AverageCarpentrySkills
8. Kevin is more intimidating
9. Kevin isn't a MMA wannabe
10. Kevin would beat CM Punk in a shoot
11. Kevin has a larger then life presence
12. Kevin is more charismatic
13. Kevin is a better promo
14. Kevin cut REAL pipe bombs in WCW
15. Kevin is a better worker #PuppetMaster
16. Kevin treats his fans well
17. Kevin gets recognised in airports without a belt & gimmick shirt
18. Kevin has more friends
19. Kevin won the WWF World Heavyweight Championship only 4 years into his career
20. Kevin helped Stone Cold Steve Austin get hired by WWF
21. Kevin is responsible for the large downside guaranteed money contracts CM Punk has had
22. Kevin doesn't look like he's a short order cook from Pikeville Waffle House
23. Kevin (alongside Scott Hall & Hulk Hogan) was the catalyst that ignited the 90's pro wrestling boom
24. Kevin (alongside Scott Hall & Hulk Hogan) was the founding father of the greatest faction in the history of the business
25. Kevin played a major role (on screen & off) in (arguably) the greatest angle in the history of the business
26. Kevin was one half of The Outsiders
27. Kevin helped revolutionize the business
28. Kevin was one of the pioneers of the cool heel
29. Kevin was on top in a more competitive era with better talent
30. Kevin has wrestled most of the greats
31. Kevin has sold more merchandise
32. Kevin drew bigger TV ratings
33. Kevin was a bigger draw & more over in his prime
34. Kevin had a bigger impact in the business
35. Kevin always took great care of his hair
Cont.
Justin Nelson
very first one proves Nash to be a huge mark kek
Gabriel Smith
35. Kevin always took great care of his hair
36. Kevin helped CM Punk's friend Samoa Joe get hired by TNA
37. Kevin was never an advocate of Zack Ryder
38. Kevin is a better commentator
39. Kevin can get acting roles in Hollywood
40. Kevin doesn't take pockets for granted
41. Kevin is a sommelier
42. Kevin knows what is breast for business #SizeMatters
43. Kevin never blatantly stole his moves from Puroresu stars
44. Kevin doesn't have a restraining order against his own mother
45. Kevin didn't bang Matt Hardy's sloppy seconds
46. Kevin isn't his own biggest mark
47. Kevin isn't a hypocrite i.e. never complained about part timers while pushing for a match with Stone Cold Steve Austin
48. Kevin never took his ball & went home
49. Kevin is a good samaritan
50. Kevin grants wishes in his spare time
Austin Reed
Wow, Carter is really devoted to the wolfcuc gimmick, huh?
Chase Harris
Kevin Green
His hair is brown
Logan Collins
Big Sexy telling it like it is
"I got heat for calling CM Punk a waffle house chef because that was me. My angle with Phil...at SummerSlam, I powerbomb him. Del Rio comes down, cashes in his MITB & wins. So the next Monday, Punk comes out, walks back & forth & does a Don Rickles "I got a text from my sister LOL though he was dead."
At that point, you're telling me you're my bitch. So you're going to run your mouth but you're not going to come down & attack me? I cost you the championship. Where's the money? the money would've been if he came at me & rocked me & I rolled out. He never came down. That's 101, he's the babyface.
On top of that, God forbid if I cut a shoot promo saying "I cost you the belt, you're up there running your mouth...I'm a 55 year old man. You're what? 31 years old...what are you afraid of? you talk shit about my knees but you're not testing those knees. If I cut a shoot promo, I could've buried that kid. Pipebomb? fuck you! pipejob. Come down here & give me a pipejob because you're my bitch.”
Luke Gonzalez
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Austin White
Camden Edwards
"First thing in my mind was, because he told me that this isn't 1997 anymore and I'm the guy that called Eddie Guerrero a Vanilla Midget; and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, number one thank God it's not 1997 because if it was 1997 right now you would be out with the marks in the crowd and not standing here because we didn't allow the marks to wrestle back then," Nash said. "Number two, I am old, so you have two options; either you go in the back---I'll give you three, you go in the back and call it a day, second, you wait for me to get up there and apologize to me, or third, off script let's see what you got. I would have loved to have seen what he would have done if I just went up and bear clawed him right to the face"
Punk wouldn't stand a chance against 53 year old Nash in a shoot, lets be real
Josiah Cook
BASED
Luke Ross
Oh no! look at how short he is! he's a skinny fat manlet who has never won a shoot fight
Lincoln Flores
YIKES!
John Gomez
Daniel Stewart
Nash shoot fights
>won = every fight
>lost = 0
>notable victory's: PCO, Piper, Samoa Joe
CM Punk shoot fights
>won = 0
>lost = 3
>Notable losses; Teddy Hart, Micky Gall, that other dude
Little known fact: Nash is a black belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu. His ground defence is impeccable. You can't beat him. He's never lost a shoot fight.
Gabriel Diaz
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!
Adam Perry
>Kevin has served his country
He's also served black men as far back as the sweltering hot summer of '92.
John Martin
He got worked by his wife's son ya Bulbasaur
Landon Hall
fake news
reality > fantasy
Christopher Campbell
>legs the size of tree trunks
Austin Wood
>limps atrophy after surgery and no usage ya simp
reality > fantasy
Michael Murphy
get a clue
Ryder Mitchell
Why does Based Nash work gaysp into such a shoot?
Gabriel Hughes
Cameron Cook
Anyone can beat up kevin trash, just look at those chicken legs.
Cooper Sullivan
Would you like to see the text on my telephone
Christian Collins
My problem with Kevin Nash is that his fans exaggarate him as much as his haters exaggarate his failures. I can't wait until Wolfcuc said that Nash went back in time and beat up Moses
Evan Morales
Manlet Nash back for another limb lengthening procedure?
Christian Jenkins
he also got buried by his friend Haitch in TLC
Levi Lewis
Cringe
Leo Diaz
>Kevin Nash solicits oral sex from unwilling men.
They say that those who are abused often become abusers themselves. This type of talk fits the pattern.
Nicholas Price
fake news
in reality CM Punk was literally basically raped 3 times
Benjamin Sanders
I don't think you know what the term buried means. Getting major heat prior to a ppv, then losing a competitive match on PPV isn't being buried
Jaxson Adams
Adam Morales
Big Simpy was seething. If they started cutting shoot promos on each other even Phil would've come out on top.
Tyler Richardson
HA!