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>don't forget to beat Debra in honor of Stone Cold
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And it’s my birthday. Gonna down a few steveweisers, head over to my local night spot, pick up a hot piece of blonde ass, and beat her into a bloody pulp.
WHAT?
OH HEEELL YEAAH
Why is that old fart pretending to be Becky Lynch?
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Austin is kind of... problematic. We just can't celebrate someone who beats women and represents southern, working-class values such as racism and homophobia.
With Becky, we now have a clean, family-friendly version of Stone Cold, so we really don't need to think about the obsolete Steve Austin version anymore. That one needs to be expunged.
BEAT DEBRA
Becky is way better than this simp. She’s a role model for all genders and ages.
>Stone Cold Steve Austin
>Homophobia
you better watch it
can I cause catastrophic damage to my neck and stutter like I spent the whole day bashing my head into a wall? WHAT?
Happy birthday user. I know you’ll have a good one.
But I'm 19
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If you care about on fag marrying another then you’re the gayest of them all.
OH HELL YEAH I'm 3 beers in and sharin stone cold's rare and underated version 1 of his alliance theme!
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Why are you drinking 1 pm in afternoon you gonna pass out by 8pm. Smh desu senpai
Alcohol? Sorry, I don't pollute my body with drugs. Not even caffeine. Not even in chocolate.
Wow im sure the worms will appreciate your healthy corpse when ya long ding-dong diddly gone and forgotten ;^)
2pm here in Texas, and I ain't got no schedule to get drunk boy.
Who you calling boy Billy Bob? Shut your mouth keep sippin ya lil beer then go fuck ur sister/mom/cousin/dog in the back of ya ol pick up truck.
I will ya simp while you jerkin it to guys dressing up as girls in ya dark little basement. Look at ya, cryin like a bitch cause nobody will touch ya little pecker. You make me sick. If you want this old Texas boy to stomp a mudhole in this simp's ass and walk it dry give me a HELL YEAH!
H-Hell y-yeah
IF YOU BELIEVE IN MARRIAGE EQUALITY GIMME A HELL YEAH
WHAT?
lmao
>tfw got a fatty liver and can't drink anything
I don't wanna let down ole stone cold bros
AWWWWWW HELLL YEAH
Just today won't hurt. ;)
I was watching RR 2003 earlier.
For the amount of beer he drank, he was in real good shape
It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve, OH HELL YEAH
Legal age is 18 in Europe. Had my first buzz at 14 anyways.
Kek in Ireland it's no minimum age if you're in a private residence and have parent's/legal guardian's permission
HELL
YEAH
He just pours it on his face never drinking it
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WHY ARE YOU STUTTERING IN TEXT, SON? DID YA THINK IT WOULD GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS?
>WHAT?
GIVE SOME CONTEXT?
>WHAT?
SET THE SCENE?
>WHAT?
ARTICULATE YOUR OPINION?
>WHAT?
LET US KNOW HOW YOU FEEL?
>WHAT?
HELL NO! IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A WEEB SISSY. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE... WHAT? 'CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
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