Which current diva can play the alita gimmick perfectly?
For me, it's Sonya DeVille
Which current diva can play the alita gimmick perfectly?
Blake Perry
William Lewis
i dont know what alita is, so i dont care
Nathan Sullivan
Cope
Mason Harris
Incel pandering movie made by idiots that didnt realize their market couldn't propel a 200m budgeted film to a profit
Ryan Foster
Literally what nigga? I haven't watched a comic book movie since like 2012. But ya clearly incel though, aren't you?
Never even heard of it. I thought it was a thingymagig character from overwatch or something
Samuel Long
This
Nolan Thomas
ya clearly are seething at based Alita also back to /wooo/ ya simps
Jack Murphy
Stop seething
Justin Murphy
Clue me up then what it is I'm not googling it ya lil punk lol /wooo/ is dogshit ya gaylord
Parker Edwards
Seething over what? What is alita? Haha smarten me up
Jaxon Cook
I don't know but you're seething.
Aiden Sanchez
I'm on the shitter the only thing that's making seething noises is my anus bitch
Benjamin Anderson
Kylie Rae?
Nathan Morgan
Based Alita ding-dong diddly working the leftists cucks into a meltdown.
She's truly the female wolfCHAD of Yea Forums
Jackson Allen
Thank you for finally explaining. Still sounds pretty gay like Captain marvel though since it's gay anime shit lol
Connor Cook
Eat more fiber, dipshit.
Connor Campbell
Im neither a leftist nor give a fuck about Marvel and Alita was a terrible movie, for 'muh waifu' incels, that was over budgeted.
Gavin Smith
I had more peas and carrots than potatoes and lamb ya ding-dong diddly dingus. I'm finished now btw it felt good
Carter White
Describe smell for the brap/Alita chads in the thread.
Isaiah Hall
Imagine a footjob from her cyborg body
Anthony Sanders
Imagine Becky Lynch's or Finn Balor's morning shit, with a hint of Mustafa Ali's halal luncheon. If I had to associate with a wrestling girl.... Hmmmmm.... I think more Alicia fox. It sounded like like a duck fighting with a goose in the bowl and the goose won.
Nathaniel Hernandez
Okay it looks like a shitty movie like the rest. Never heard of it either. Alita is from a manga i suppose. She looks ugly as fuck with those big eyes.
Evan Allen
Based Alita chads drawing the house
Hudson Butler
Since Bliss, Mandy, Rhea and Mella got BLACKED we can claim Alita as the new queen of this board
Matthew Wright
It did not draw. Why are you samefagging this shit here? Are you like the only waifu cuck of this literal who? That other capeshit drew more.
James Kelly
The other capeshit is ugly tho.
Carson Cook
imma nut rn.
Nicholas Wilson
Agree there, she is as ugly as beko. But alita did not drew a dime. The ugly bitch did.
Alexander Murphy
>which woman is most like a giant-eyed cyborg who is like 4 foot 2?
>I think it's the super muscular lesbian who looks nothing like her!
Kacey Katanzoobladoobla whatever her name is would be closest ya simp
Nathaniel Hughes
post slutty pics of this battle angle
Josiah Kelly
>being on Yea Forums and not knowing Alita
Fuck off, newfag
Michael Flores
Those oversized eyes were such a dumb design choice. I mean if the other people looked cartoony too then fine, but now she's the only one that looks weird like that
Jackson Torres
Based user burying the femlet's name
Connor Cox
I haven't watched anime since I was fucking 12 I'm here for the wrestling shitposting ya dumbo goof
Owen Fisher
>anime
You're jobbing our to yourself at this point, mate. Leave the shitposting to people with more than two digits in their IQ ya moron.
Jace Phillips
This is a anime website ya plebbit cuck, get the fuck out
Julian Morales
Alita is not for lewds user....
Carter Miller
>The giant eyes that the character has in the manga are stupid because her defining large eyes that only she has as part of her character should be on everyone else for no reason!
You're a retard. I thought it would look like shit, but it actually works great in the film.
Jackson Butler
>Shitposting
Not even lol
Sorry weeb
Eli Clark
>not for lewds
then whydid i cum?
Hudson Nelson
Stop it with this bs. A good portion of Yea Forums hates anime. You will always get anti anime comments. This is not some secret weeb site.
Luke Bailey
Then you have sinned.
40 pure strikes.
I'll see you in wrestlers court.
Nathan Fisher
The whojapanlets of China /ourgirl/ a fighting chance
Whether you like it or not, Yea Forums is an Alita site faggot
Adrian Murphy
Hana.
/thread
Jeremiah Edwards
> not watching the movie so many times normal human eyes now look weird and hers look normal now
Also Rosa Salazar (the actress who plays Alita) has huge eyes herself
Jaxon Reyes
Anime stuff unless it's dragonball or Pokémon boomer reminiscence threads is always shot down and buried on this board in particular.
Yea Forums/nel these days is basically offshoots of /pol/, /r9k/ and Yea Forums since the anime gimmick is relegated to it's assigned boards
Carson Robinson
Agree there. Dragonball and pokemon are the only mainstream draws anyways. Fuck the other weeb shit.
Brayden Gray
>pure strikes
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kayden Phillips
Itt: Heels that are so good the audience loves them
Matthew Torres
> gets nuclear heat after beating Alita pre-bezerker body
Landon Roberts
Based Alita working the plebs into an uncontrollable seethe!
Juan Myers
Needs to be someone plucky, so Kairi, Kacy, or Tegan
My buddy and I are leftists and we both enjoyed Alita. Captain Marvel was ok..
Luis Nguyen
Pokemon hasn’t been a draw for awhile to casual audiences, the new stuff anyway. Ask them the names of the new Pokemon and they won’t be able to tell you
It stills draws dimes but based on older characters and stories, hence the new movie
Dragon Ball the old shit was better too, but super drew particularly well overseas
Jacob Gutierrez
Did the general on Yea Forums die lads?
Gavin Williams
>4'2
She's 4'11 when Landa patched her into the warrior body. Zelina could be a great option, AJ Lee if she was younger
Juan Scott
A new general usually gets made an hour or so after the others reach bump limit
Grayson Myers
Hanna is like the scar version of Alita's mufasa
Samuel Johnson
SMOL
Cooper Perry
I have a question about Alita, does she poop or brap?
Thomas Hernandez
>Hana Vs. Alita
Plz stop working me into a shoot user....
Jason Carter
Alita on Lucha Underground would be a GUARANTEED draw for season 5!
Dominic Lewis
graves is looking rough
William Torres
based.
David Cook
she's a footslut
Elijah Taylor
Stop using the movie names,use the real ones. She changes bodies a million times in the manga and you should learn what hyperbole means.
Vega has a weird bellybutton, AJ Lee isn't /fit/ enough, has to be the Katmanzalagoo girl.
Robert Flores
I don't watch wrestling or kid cartoons so I don't care
Parker Johnson
I don't care about the geekfaggottery, I just want to cum on her eyes after she pulverizes my dick with her mecha vagina
>Vega has a weird bellybutton
You won't see it because of the suit
Connor Gomez
>pure strikes
Oliver Clark
Pure and not for sexuals strikes
Aaron Long
Her face is wrong as well, she's obviously a bad choice. I can reject people with whatever words I want.
Charles Russell
> user let’s watch wrestlemania and fall asleep midshow
Matthew Ross
Why are you saying it didn't draw? It made 380 million on a 170 million budget?
Blake Gonzalez
Nope, that's Raw or Smackdown. It's Wrestlemania, we're staying up to shitpost. Got enough oranges to last the night.
Nathaniel Gomez
Who cares about this weeb bullshit, I'd rather see a Great Saiyaman gimmick
Carter Campbell
She likes chocolate more
Benjamin Richardson
>Not Mr.Satan
Bryan would be perfect.
Luke Ramirez
>pays his opponents to lose
>gets a strong fat ass and names him his successor
sounds like a based gimmick
Kevin Johnson
What wrestlers would you cast as boomerballers?
Mine:
RVD
Sandman
every wrestler featured in Longest Yard
Lita
Hardy Boyz
Pentagon
Rey Phoenix
Hunter Hall
True, but WM is a marathon, so we gotta think health. Chocolate only for the big matches.
Cameron Johnson
Alita should’ve broken undercarders streak
Matthew Sanchez
Her face is just too precious
Jonathan Lee
I finished the movie for the 47 time now and I noticed in the last scene that Alita drew a bigger crow than Kenny Omega with the cow palace
Adam Ortiz
Watched it 5 times here user
Twice IMAX
Once at an expensive Dolby theater
Once at my local cinema in 3D
and yesterday standard because it was the last showing
Alita drew the house
Hopefully we get a sequel
Jeremiah Hall
Based
Angel Murphy
based
Hunter Richardson
>Alita, a new IP makes over 300m overseas
>Captain Marvel, a movie shilled as the MUST SEE movie before watching Avengers: Endgame only makes 300m
Caleb Wilson
Okay, there was a mango called Battle Angel Alita. They made an anime of it in the early 90s, it was pretty slick. James Cameron has apparently been wanting to make a live action movie out of it since the early 2000s, he only just now managed to do it for whatever reason. Only they changed the name to Alita: Battle Angel, even if it sounds a thousand times worse than Battle Angel Alita.
It's good, go see it.
Luke Nelson
You forgot that Alita isn't some flat ass basic bitch that needs a butt double.
Kevin Gray
>Over budgeted
>Still going to make a tidy profit
SJWs positively SEETHING
>WHAT
Boiling!
>WHAT
Stewing!
>WHAT
Fuming!
>WHAT
Grousing!
>WHAT
Steaming!
>WHAT
Brooding!
>WHAT
THEY JUST PLAIN MAD, SON
Caleb Long
based 3/16/19 poster
Kayden Rivera
Based
Alita is too pure for this world
Jace Smith
Connor Miller
Tyler Williams
>adaptation of niche manga series that was never massively popular gets incredible audience scores and does bigger numbers than it had any right to
I don't even know why you're comparing it to Marvel shit, but the rule of the market is that whatever sells the best (soft drinks, McDonald's, WWE, marvel movies) tends to be the worst product for the stupidest audience. Marvel movies are all trash and this one has an unlikeable lead actor.
Alexander Bennett
>Still going to make a tidy profit
Lol, no pal. It’s not getting close to breaking even either
Leo Gomez
Kairi
She's the only one cute and pure enough to pull it off.
Joseph Sanders
Based thread, Alita will heal wwe and bring forth a new attitude era
Kevin Gonzalez
>audience score tanked by women-fearing incels posting reviews before the movie even comes out
I'm not even saying Captain Marvel was a good movie, it wasn't, but that's the dumbest "evidence" you could use.
Noah Sanders
> cinema manager is cool and knows I go there often so he saved me the cardboard promotional and a mini poster
Good thing he did. He was at panzer kunst range and had he said no I would’ve given him 30 of my best pure strikes. I’m probably going to quit my current job and apply to work there
Levi Barnes
I’m going to be honest bro.
The numbers weren’t as good.
But it was a great experience. Sequel is uncertain but thanks to based China and outside the west there is hope
It’s an instant cult classic now like BR2049
Grayson Gonzalez
Alexa is Alita
Alita was a success like Lexi but it was a surprise
Reddit becky is Captain marvel, Alita Bliss is our girl
Grayson Young
I can't wait for the blu ray to come out. And when it gets on streaming the masses will know of Alita's magic.
Cameron Clark
I will always keep my hopes up for a sequel user, but in the off chance it doesn’t happen, it’s still one of the best movies I’ve ever seen and I’ll definit get whatever special edition releases
Dylan Hernandez
>Marvel spends decades in legal battles to own the Captain Marvel name and costume
>uses it to make a geneic capeshit movie who's only intetesting character is a cat
Elijah Richardson
It was mostly a miscast
Brie just wasn’t up for the part and she’s insane irl.
Capeshit is always going to be popular, but after endgame it’s not going to be as huge with her leading the Avengers, specially if some bs happens like her beating up thanos all on her own.
That being said she looks hotter in Endgame than in her standalone film and I want to hate fuck her pink feminist asshole
Christopher Morgan
The only one to work me into a shoot
Zachary Cook
> blue pussy
Angel Sullivan
Seething