Over/Under on how long it takes Rousey to win

Over/Under on how long it takes Rousey to win

10 seconds

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I thinking they do an Orlando Jordan. Maybe 6? Bell ring, walk to center, armbar, tap.

> title opportunity
The fuck is this awkward language

>Becky had to win the Royal Rumble to get a shot at Ronnie

>Banks got a shot cos lol who cares
>Charlotte got a shot seemingly because lol who cares
>Ruby Riott got a shot because lol who cares
>Now Dana Brooke

Talk about diluting your title, your champs defenses should feel fucking huge, not throwaway

Vince is autistic and doesn't want people saying title shot.

Literally why the fuck not

Because he's autistic. Same reason why he doesn't want belts to be called belts.

1.5-2 seconds

first ever negative 5 second match

Wait really? I haven't watched any WWE but YouTube highlights in years but I'm sure I've heard "belt"

Is big momma pump wrestling again?
I haven't watched in ages she deserved better treatment.

I hope something retarded happens, like Ronda missing her cue during a pin or a ref going rogue and doing a super fast count and we go to Wrestlemania with Dana Brooke as the champion.

Everyone wants to copy the John Cena US challenge formula

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This promo is the only thing she has done in weeks I think, it's kinda cringe kinda based.

List of female wrestlers demoted from the main event scene because Ronda was here.

>Sasha Banks
>Bayley
>Alexa Bliss

List of wrestlers buried personally by Ronda

>Nia Jax (tag wrestler now)
>Alexa Bliss (injured after working with Rousey)
>Banks (relegated to tag)
>Ruby Riott (squashed)
>Mickie James (squashed)
>Natty (squashed)
>Dana Brooke (about to be squashed)

List of wrestlers put over by Ronda

>Debatablely Stephanie McMahon
>Debatablely Charlotte Flair
>Potentially Becky Lynch

Number of fans who tune in when Ronda is in the main event

>Usually minus 500-600k

>I hope something retarded happens, like Ronda missing her cue during a pin

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I feel bad for her desu. She has put in a lot of work, but should be back in NXT. She'd have a lot more self confidence and be used at least

THEY'RE GONNA GO FULL RUSSO

>implying this isnt WWE punishing Ronnie for being cringe and they dont put Dana over and give her the Mania match

What if Dana wins, lads?

Based Lexi being selfless and saving Ronda's career

Post Dana pits

There's nothing awkward about it

You dont get to see an armbar unless you pay $60.

Rhonda is gonna KO her with one punch

Beckey could have challenged Auska again but she already lost so it made her look like a geek.

Titles should be defended. Wrestling is fake but I hate only seeing the champ once every 3 month like Brock

go to bed road dogg

She would look like a geek in NXT. They have good wrestlers like Shayna and the nigger girl. Dana is a gook house show jobber

Sasha was demoted from the title picture in 2016 due to Charlotte's push, with Bliss putting the final nail in her coffin. Bayley was buried by Bliss. Neither had anything to do with Ronda. They were both irrelevant by the time she arrived

>Sasha Banks
Unsafe silverback only pushed because she is black
>Bayley
Zero mic skills only pushed because she is a horsey
>Alexa Bliss
Rat Kike who has already been a champion for like a year
>Nia Jax
Unsafe wrestler buried for her sins
>Ruby Riott
She was a jobber since she came up and jobbed at TLC
>Mickie James
Too old to be champ, putting over kids like a wrestler should
>Natty
Too old to be champ

Rhonda is just clearing the trash out of the division

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Becky is from smackdown ya simp

So is Charlotte for that matter.