I cant fucking believe it its the weekly impact gamethread

This

No Allie/Rosemary tonight?

Nommy is finally fat enough to fit into Dusty's old pants.

>Blanchard vs Grace
OH BOI THE DIMES

I'm guessing there's going to be a taped vignette, possibly with James Mitchell

thank god

Tommy Dreamer need to drop those polka dots pants and go back to being heel

Great crowd, very energetic, especially for a non-PPV

I want to cum inside Melisa Santos

Was skeptical of Tommy being included in this match but it's been comedy gold. Good wrestling from everyone else, too.

Same. Her struggling with technology is so cute.

God Sami Callahan is just disgusting. It legit works me.

Rosemary sighting

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Based

why is Impact so comfy? I wish they could become a big company again if I was a money mark I would invest heavy on Impact

HOLY SHIT TUNING IN JUST FOR THE DISCO DANCE SEGMENT

okay that was pretty good

MARKIN' FOR DISCO
DREAMIN' HE'S WITH ME

Impact has been killing the comedy segments recently.

So many people wearing polkadots.

>NUJAPAN BTFO
HOLY FUCKING BASED

>Isn't this guy the new japan wrestling champion
jej

7.5 stars

Glenn looking based lads

Nice

BAHH

Goat

BAHH

BAHH

Is Falla Bah the best thing to come out of that GFW merger?

Has E--LI DRAKE been on yet?

K-Old

>Is Falla Bah the best thing to come out of that GFW merger?
Yes

based penta working konnan into a shoot

nah

Grow a chin

based Tessa

Winks

THICC

Jordan Based

holy shit she thicc as fuck

>holy shit she thicc as fuck
Nice

I would love to practice Eugenics with Rhyno and Jordynn Lynch and put the kids into Soviet era training to create the THICCest pro-wrestling prodigies.

Tessa is so good.

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>Tessa is so good.
Based chin-fu

Nice

was that a grow a chin chant?

Where is DON at?

Thick

Jordynn Grace wins!

KO division is great again.

Justice for Tessa

she mad

Poor Kid

Take the loss on the CHIN and move on LADY!

bully me tessa

god i wish that was me

test

i wish that were me

that fucking chin lads I want to lick it

Lucky

>Tessa flexing on that fat 9 year old behind the guard rail

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Nice promo package

Gail Kim looks like she's had some enhancements recently.

Based

She's outta control!
You're outta control!
I'm outta control!

Yamato! Cool

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Philly nice

Oh shit the mask gif

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goddamn Jeff Jarrett has lost a lot of hair in 9 years.

THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW

Dark Allie time

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I want to rape Allie

She's all chained up, no time like the present.

..now kiss

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Based DRAW

I only just learned that Jordynne Grace is Rhyno's daughter.

>fear boner activated

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Kek

DUMMY

YEAH

Nice theme

Based NuSandman

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This

Epic tag

Was Tessa-Grace the best KO match of all time? The ebb and flow and physicality of the match was probably the most impressive I've seen from the division.

Are you new? They're good with potential to be great but there are 100 Gail Kim matches that can blow that away.

I am really not a fan of tacks/barbed wire/general blood matches.

>Was Tessa-Grace the best KO match of all time?
lol no.

BASED KILLER KROSS

Goat

RIP security

Kinda figured that some fuckery was going to happen when there was less than 10 minutes left in the show for a title match.

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WHAT THE UFKC

OH SHIT

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Nice heel johnny.

Taya's better as a heel, maybe she'll go back to her old theme, too

BASED HEEL TURN

Based Bro. youtu.be/os3rJ3WDs1k

Man I love Kross.

Heel yeah goat theme youtu.be/hnGrO3HtIcg

of course

Sadly, I learned that lesson a million times back in the WCW days.

It feels to quick to turn Taya but it's not like they had a choice, being married to Johnny and all.

Killer Kross for the title desu

>Brian Cage as your only credible babyface
YIKES. Too bad they ruined EE and Drake.

Maybe Moose will turn face.

next week

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BASED JOHNNY VILLAIN

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This AGAIN?

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Is he the MVP right now?

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Biggest draw in the business

They can do better

Nice match, btw

im gonna assume you're new to tna/impact if you really think that, but i can't blame you if you thought so because it was a really awesome match

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Just finished watching impact. Absolutely ding-dong diddly based.

Kinopact

Who is the girl that looks like Luna Vachon?

Taya Valkyrie

>Nice match, btw
This

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