Face it, Nu Japanlets. NJPW NEEDS AEW

2,000 at American Airlines in Dallas? Jesus fucking Christ, that's utterly pathetic. Let me fix this.

>After the main event at the G1 supercard, Cody, Kenny, Hangman and the Young Bucks "invade" the ring and beat the living shit out of everyone. The wrestlers, the referees, even the announcers and the bellboy. They grab the mic and cut a "We're taking over this bitch" promo and raise up a giant AEW banner, kickstarting a triangular relationship between NJPW, ROH and AEW resulting in Kenny being a part of the G1 and facing Kota Ibushi on the 1st night in Dallas, Texas. Gets the wrestling world buzzing and creates some hot programs involving all 3 companies.

There, I just fucking fixed this whole situation. Come on, New Jupanlets and ROHbots. We don't have to fight or compete. Let's just work together, we have one common enemy in the WWE. Together we stand, divided we fall apart.

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>Kenny Omega fighting Kota Ibushi in G1.

Kenny doesn't want to fight his husband.

This is exactly why marks should keep the booking in their fantasies

Sounds good except remove the part with Cawdy, the Cucks, and Page leeching off of Kenny/BC's popularity and just give us Kenny.

I don't give a fuck about wwe
i don't think about them 24/7 like you do
i don't give a fuck about the Elite
Kenny worked %30 of all shows last year and wanted the Company to go all in on him
Cody can't work
The bucks are pure cringe

im having fun with NJPW and my life is %100 less depressing without having to watch a cawdy match

AE-DUB
AE-DUB
AE-DUB

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We don't need shit, E-Drone

>elitards

NJPW doesnt need help from pro wrestling tees user.

False flag

>muh snowflakes
>muh work rate

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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YES. NJPW is a work rate Company you fucking retard

Good idea.
But only if it's a NJPW vs AEW angle for like a year ending at WK or a top AEW show. Would be pretty based.

OH NONONONONONONO WHO JAPAN BTFO

OH NONONONONONO WHO JAPAN BTFO

In all seriousness though, it's pretty sad. They've gone from the hottest company in the last 5 years to the drizzling shits since January 4th. Jay having the belt get him over won't save them. I know they'll recover but the buzz is dead.

Yuka is significantly hotter when her hair's darker and she's wearing Elite merchandise.

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>You faggots still don't realize Kenny Omega is the Genichiro Tenryu of the new generation and AEW is his SWS
He's coming back to New Japan as an invader and it's going to be the hottest angle in the Japanese wrestling.
Omega and Cody WILL be the in G1 Climax.

Omega fine, the others mean nothing. Cody is terrible, and the Bucks are much like congressman Les Wynan. Hangman Page is nobody.

AEW has a show the week after the Dallas show. They wont.

"Wow, Mizuki! Are you saying that the average New Japanlet's penis is HOW small? No way, there's just no possible way that's true, is there? That small? All the AEW fans that I fuck are at least 8 inches long! No way, are New Japan fans really that pathetic?"

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>WWE
6 inchers, but result in 3inches because they're fat
>Simpact
Actually chads, but the disappointing average 5inch. Also mutilated.
>NJPW
Tiny 3 inch asian cocks
>AEW
No cock. Had the op weeks ago.

BASED

Fucking criiinge

ROH would know that any such joint venture and cross promotion storyline would result in AEW rising and squeezing them out of existence. Even though it would be dimes, they would have to say no in order to survive.

>American shirt sizes on a joshi body

Kenny is the only one in AEW worth a shit

>Look Yuka, an e-Drone!

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>okada can`t draw
>Naito has been in a 50/50 booking since wk 12 only shiting on suzuki and Taichi while Ibushi, ZSJ and Kenny destroyed him
>White is too green and has to main event their biggest show in the US
>Ibushi is a good draw and finally signed the contract.
>Tana is busted but can still somehow go

it was bound to happen after most of their part timer atractions were gone

Then why has their workrate the past 2 months been utter garbage?