ZORBIOUS

ZORBIOUS
I WON'T GET IN
NO I WON'T GET IN
IT LOOKS TOO DANGEROUS

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Honestly this crap isn't funny. Zorbing is dangerous and there's no reason to promote it on a board with children on it.

>The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has urged consumers to stop using water walking balls "due to the potential risks of suffocation and drowning", and reports that several states have banned their use.[11]

>In June 2009 a teacher died and a pupil was severely injured in the Czech Republic while trying zorbing.[12]

>In January 2013, at a ski resort in Dombay, Russia, a man died from a broken neck and another was badly injured when the Zorb he was in rolled out of control down a mountain, hitting rocks and eventually coming to a stop a kilometre away on a frozen lake.[13][14][15] The incident was caught on camera and uploaded to the Internet.[16] After the incident made international headlines, Russian authorities called for tougher safety laws.[17]

Disgusting keep your adrenaline junkie bullshit on reddit.

I ROLL FOR MILES INSIDE THIS BALL OF RUBBERRRRRRRR

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HEY
ZORBING'S REALLY SAFE
ROLLING DOWN A MOUNTAIN FEELS SO GREAT
NOW IT'S TIME TO SHINE
I'M GONNA BOUNCE AROUND
BOUNCE AROUND

Nobody has ever died in a zorb

BIIIKINGCHAAD
YES I GO DOWN HILL
I GO DOWN HIIIILL
AND I'M RIDING FAST

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YOU GOT YOUR RUBBER AND YOUR PLASTIC
ALL DESIGNED TO KEEP YOU SAFE
BUT WHEN THE VELOCITY PICKS UP
YOU START QUESTIONING YOUR FATE
I HAVE A ZORB AND IT'S MY SAVIOR
ROLLS TO SPIN, AND SPINS TO ROLL

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You might die, user. Stay safe and may the zorbing gods be with you.

I FEEL NOTHING IN MY ZORB
IT COMFORTS ME IT KEEPS ME WARM
IT ROLLS AROUND

I THINK I'M SAFE
I KNOW I'M BOUNCIN'
I'M IN THE ZORB
THAT ROLLS ALONG THE GROUND
I'VE GOT THE SPINS, I'M REALLY DIZZY
PLEASE SEND HELP
I JUST BROKE MY SPINE

I'M JUST A ZORBIE BOY
>ZORBIE BOYYY
IT'S NOT A KID'S TOY
>KID'S TOYYY
I'M JUST A ZORBIE BOY
>ZORBIE BOYYY
IT'S NOT A KID'S TOY
>KID'S TOYYY

IT'S KINDA HOT
MY STOMACH QUIVERS
MY KNEES ARE WEAK
I'M GONNA FUCKIN' PUKE
THEY SEE ME ROLL
THEY HEAR ME BEG
I ASK FOR HELP
I WANT OUT OF THIS THING

I'M JUST A ZORBIE BOY
>ZORBIE BOYYY
IT'S NOT A KID'S TOY
>KID'S TOYYY
I'M JUST A ZORBIE BOY
>ZORBIE BOYYY
IT'S NOT A KID'S TOY
>KID'S TOYYY