Have a Badd Ass weekend, Yea Forums!

Why would i you prob dont have the balls to do what i did kiddo.

I want to steal but get paranoid undercover security will tackle me

>tfw I gotta be at work 5pm today and 5am tomorrow.

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C'mon clue me up on the business brother.
Me and my friends shoplift on the regular but never a laptop. How'd you do it brother?

Damn man. Where do you work? Prayers for ya

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ya know how laptops, vidya locked in glass display case? Wanna know how I got it out ;^)

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McDonald's

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Oh no no no ding-dong diddly say it aint so

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Being neet is amazing you lose track of the days i feel like a kid again

I seriously thought yesterday was Sunday. I was totally mindfucked when I brought my trash can out and the sidewalks were empty.

Bases

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I'm getting sick and tired of you telling me what kind of weekend to have,jerk.

why would you do this to your child?

Chinks are not human

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gib chinky monkey milk mommy

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Sure thing, Take

I don't get this meme

Kill yourself newfag

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Based and check'd

Thanks Mean Mark

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yes nigger

All. Ya. Gotta. Do. Is. Ask.

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Thanks mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmark

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I would fuck that fat bitch

Lmao, who is marky mark punching here?

Gaytch and Austin

Thanks user

So how do you make money?

How did you get it out?

you ask ya simp

please can we know how did you get it out?

I love how most of them don't even take notice. In America it would cause a riot.

Step 1: Ask to see Macbook
Step 2: Retarded cashier unlocks case pulls it out
Step 3: Ask if you can take to go buy
Step 4: If they hand to you, put in bag and run like hell
Step 5: If cashier says "No sir its store policy to hold it at register" Say "Ok im gonna go buy some other things
Step 6: Macbook is now successfully out of case sitting at register
Step 7: Pretend to shop, really you are waiting until the coast is clear and cashier leaves Macbook unattended
Step 8: When coast is clear reach over counter grab Macbook, conceal in bag and leave store fast.

This is how i got Macbook, Bluetooth speakers and Xbox :) never been caught ding-dong diddly but it takes skill, practise, luck and most importantly BE CONFIDENT.

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>running while still in the store

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Obviously dont run while in store, i pretend i am normal customer right up until my ding-dong diddly ass steps foot outside store then u run like the flash ya gotta belee me babby girl.

How black is your skin boi

Im samuel jackson tier black. So black the security cameras cant pick up my face unless i smile ding-dong diddly ding-dong diddly

thhank you GOATaker

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You're going to heck.

Just how pure are the undertakers strikes?

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Crinfe

you too

based and niggerpilled

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Bases

Bases.