Asuka vs Mandy vs Sonya rumored for Mania

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>rumored
baseless guess more like it, they're finished in the title scene for now. they both choked and looked like geeks they're not going to magically earn a fucking mania title match now
There's still no Asuka plans because they know they need to find someone else for her

Rumored or not, she's a dumpster fire.

Asuka is worthless at this point and has been since her "call-up" from NXT after getting hurt and giving up the title. She "isn't ready" and will never be ready for the main roster. She can't cut a promo in any language and when she does have the mic, it's thirty seconds max before someone comes out or an attack from behind. Her selling is horrible as she relies on falling back to her "strong-style" too often. She's had no memorable moments other than losing to Charlotte at WM 34 and will forever be remembered for that and nothing more. (even her NXT streak is pointless at this point)

>she is only champion by default as she's the best of the worst at this point on SDL
>Lana would make a better champ
>prove me wrong
>INB4 reddit spacing/read muh blog post

She won the first royal rumble and was a sole survivor. Those were both memorable.
>b-b-but my opinions are stronger than yours

congrats, you're spectacularly wrong on everything you said

Honestly forgot about that, but it led to her being beat and exposed not even a month after that by losing to Carmella of all people. If you call that something good memorable, then good for you. (Nice job avoiding EVERY THING else I typed)

>wrong
offers ZERO couterpoints

And her counterpart, Nakamura won the men's RR too and now he's a jobber in the League of Nations 2.0. What's your point kiddo? She's a transitional champ, but they have no one to transition to.

Every bad thing you mentioned about her with the exception of her "not being able to cut a promo in any language" is booking related, and has nothing to do with her.
And as far as her not being able to cut a promo in any language, you're right about the English. Absolutely fucking wrong about it in her native tongue, and no amount of confederate flags, guns, red hats, and voting against you're own interests because if how physically and sexually threatened by minorities you are, is going to change that.

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>the state of this fat pig
Based and truthpilled
Get the title off of this gook at this point. She has made that title the most worthless it’s ever been

I agree and disagree with you. Asuka has been booked like shit ever since she joined the main roster.

I think if they kept her away from Charlotte or even had her beat Charlotte at WM34 then remain undefeated for a Ronda match this year that would have been great.
Then WWE can have the match between Asuka or Rousey Vs Charlotte so she beats the winner out of the two depending on whether Ronda goes or not. Similar to the whole Reigns/Taker/Brock WM thing.

I don't mind her promos. The fact she can't speak the language is different but the real danger is when she's actually wrestling because she needs to be able to communicate so her and the person she's working with are both safe.
I agree about the selling - never watched her Jap stuff so I don't know if it's because of forgetting how because of being dominant or something?

Overall I like Asuka and the crowd pops for her when she comes out. I think she's too old to really have much else later on but she'll be remembered for her streak (Trips will canon NXT most likely) and being the first woman to win the Rumble.
Agreed about her being champ by default, definitely disagree with Lana- she's too green and if she looks like shit in ring how do you know she's safe?

I expect Asuka to be the pre WM main event cool down match with zero heat or reaction.

>but the real danger is when she's actually wrestling because she needs to be able to communicate so her and the person she's working with are both safe.

She clearly has no problem communicating with her opponents

Ending the streak was a good thing. People this time last year were getting really sick of Asuka's streak and there was loads of complaining about it. The whole thing was done with unceremoniously and she was kinda buried for a little bit by Carmella so people forgot about that, but ending the streak was a net positive.

Stop answering to that user, he's one of those delusional people who think that Asuka is not loved by her co-workers and that they want to get rid of her.

>Ending the streak was a good thing. People this time last year were getting really sick of Asuka's streak and there was loads of complaining about it.
Really? I never saw much of that at all, casuals weren't booing her or anything I don't think. Is this contrarian Yea Forums you're taking about? Or smark Reddit? I wasn't here for like 5 months so I didn't see.

I'm fine with Charlotte ending it because of who she is but I think it would have been interesting to at least have a undefeated Asuka Vs Rousey.
The Carmella stuff was shit how it was done I think. They could have done a triple threat line when Rollins cashed in on Reigns/Lesnar to protect but oh well.

Who me? I'm btw
When did I even say that? If that's what you think I meant, I didn't. I'm pretty sure they all get on fine.

>losing to Carmella of all people
you idiots are gonna beat that dead horse forever don't you? If Asuka had a 3000+ days reign and then went to squash Brock lesnar in the main event of Mania for the WWE title, you would still bring that shit up.

Why don't you get over it? Asuka made Becky tap out that alone erases every Carmella match. And that's not even going into details, like how she needed Ellswroth and dumb shit every match. See Charlotte would be even more buried by those standards since Carmella beat her CLEAN.

>Asuka made Becky tap out that alone erases every Carmella match.


And the month off followed by a loss to blandy her first match back erased the becky submission

Asuka making Becky her bitch during the biggest women's push in the WWE alone says enough about how high they are on Asuka

Blandy and femcuck will get raped at WM or there will be a battle royal on the pre-show to fight Asuka in a 3 minuet match on the main show

You can't erase that. That would be as stupid as saying that because Bryan lost to Mustafa Ali, that erased his three victories against AJ Styles for the title.

I don't know tbqh I just want Asuka to stinkface me and rape me so I impregnate her against my will I'm really not bothered anymore

BASED Mommy working user into cum

I'd eat anything off Asuka's belly or feet.

Have sex

That's where Sonya and Mandy belong, too bad Asuka has to be dragged along with them.

Reminder that the IC title was moved to the pre show at WM 33 so women wouldn’t have to be. Asuka could wrestle a paper bag and still make the main card.

>baseless guess
It’s clearly being set up on TV, brainlet.

BASED. Fuck Fatsuka. Literally nobody cares about her besides a few dozen weebs online.

WWE doesn’t give a shit about Asuka. She beat Becky clean purely to definitively end the feud and close the door on a rematch.

Just fucking open the show with a 12-minute, 6-woman ladder match with Asuka, Rose, Deville, Naomi, Carmella and Evans.

Done, I solved it. Every big-4 show should start with a midcard title defended in a spot fest before the marquee matches start.

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Do you think Asuka can booty clap with her jiggly milf ass or is it too flat?

So Asuka won the feud against the hottest and most protected superstar in the company.

Ok

>screwed each other out of winning
The mania match is the logical conclusion.

>where it belongs

>Start the match with Asuka suplexing and kicking everybody
>Rose and Deville work together to attack Asuka, doesn't quite work, she gets hit but keeps beating both of them
>Lacey Evans hits Asuka with a "Woman's Right", knocking her off the apron through a table, she takes a nap
>Naomi does some Spots, Carmella does some dancing or whatever
>Rose and Deville take out Naomi and Carmella, Evans takes out Rose, Deville takes out Evans
>Deville only woman standing, starts climbing the ladder, Rose betrays her and knocks her down
>Asuka returns, suplexes Evans and Rose a dozen times, wins
>Deville and Naomi recreate the Abella Danger vs. Jenna Foxx MMA bullying gimmick

I wrote a match

>Abella Danger

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No other choice or people would whine about how Becky challenging Ronda makes no sense. Once Becky is champ, Asuka will be moved over to job to her several times

More triple threats because we lack imagination and need to give everyone a payday!

I'd rather they stuck the mid card in the battle royals and focused exclusively on the big time matches, a la WMXXX

I'd rather the three of them suck my cock, balls and anus at the same time tbqh

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Am I the only one that really enjoyed the Carmella/Asuka feud?

Yes. It was shit.

Bighog coming back was the only decent part. So only you I'm afraid.
At least you don't like WM27 like me.

I said Ok. Not ask you how you cope with it.

Carmella had X-Pac heat and not even Ellsworth could get the crowd to react for her

>Champ sleeps through entire match.

Yes. She's too old to be taking lots of bumps

Bases

She bumping her hips up and down on mine

everyone knows since Ember got hurt, at Wrestlemania Askua was going to rightfully squash a shitter the only question left to answer is how many unworthy challengers is she going to beat at once.

If I was WWE I'd put Asuka in the battle royal, have her put the title on the line and go over, even if the Samoan Slaughterhouse vs Pin Up Strong match doesn't happen.

because the IIconics vs Sasha and Bayley is such a great mania match

Ending the streak was fine and it was done at WM in one of the best matches of the night. Got no problem with it .

She was booked like dogshit after though and took a lot of her momentum away. They should have done a fatal fourway for the undisputed at WM35 with Asuka, Becky, Charlotte and Ronda with both belts on the line. Would have been dimes.

The problem with her defeated at Mania, they made it like she was totally idiot in front of Charlotte and not to mention they didn't give her moment to gain her strength because they were busy to made comedy skit with Cena.

And don't forget, they made her like hipster for a while when she aligned with Naomi and Charlotte made her tap out once again at MMC until Vince wake up from his long sleep after he hear the reaction from crowds when Becky try to pick the replacement to face Ronda at Survivor Series.

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