Have you ever been big league'd?

Have you ever been big league'd?

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I wish Hana would big league me

When I was 6 I used to live next door to a retard house when I was little. One day this 60 year old tardy asked if I wanted to see a surprise. He then dropped his pants and there was the biggest cock I’d ever seen.

Over the next couple of weeks I molested the shit out of him until one of the handlers caught us. I blamed it all on the tard.

>Be me this morning walking in to work
>Building cat rushes over as I'm opening the door
>Hold the door open for it
>Takes it sweet time walking in
>Rushes to the lobby couch as soon as I close the door
>Not even a "thank you"

I hate cats

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>be me
>electricanfag
>I’m working over time on some dudes house
>it’s 7pm at night
>I’ve finally finished
>I’m about to leave
>he asks me if I want a traveller
>a traveller is just a road beer
>I say fuck yeah I want a traveller
>he says he’ll give a traveller on one condition
>I have to wank him off
>I get massively offended
>ask him “who the fuck do you think I am?”
>later that night I’m driving home and get pulled over by the cops for drink driving

You did the right thing by accepting the blame for what you did.

That did not go the way I expected at all Jesus Christ

Bump

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Yeah when every time I visit my nephews and they refuse to shake my hand

I was on a date with a girl and she straight up asked me if I wanted to call it quits like ten minutes in because we had a couple of awkward silences.

Oh no

This is it, huh? This is the power of Yea Forums 'chads'?

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Does anybody else every worry they won’t get a girlfriend?

I’m socially inept and have no idea how to communicate with people. In my head I keep imagining that things will just work themselves out, but I’m getting older and older and it’s going to get harder and harder.

What did you do? I hope you said no and told her to fucking stay in her seat.

I went home and watched porn

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It seems fucked up but at least she didn’t string you along for free shit or waste too much of your time.

You fucked up!
Jokes aside she sounds like a dumb airheaded bitch though, all dates have silences

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>all dates have silences
not for chads and stacys

I'm sorry you have such a bad track record

That’s pretty grim

All FIRST dates sure but even then there should be exceptions

We're learning a lot about you today

that sucks. I literally cannot shut up. I will make conversation about the littlest thing, I grew up watching Seinfeld.

I'm 28 and never had gf. I'm the same way socially inept, hell I never even had a friend. It doesn't get better, it gets so much worse. People will hate you for being different and you will lose jobs because of it. How old are you user?

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Kek

The state of you simps

>I literally cannot shut up
You sound like the type of person I hate desu

Well I talked to her on okc and WhatsApp for a week before that and travelled half an hour for the date so I’d say she wasted some of my time

Doorman at a nightclub didn’t let me in because I was wearing tracksuit bottoms (I was too young to know better)

Idiot

lol