John Pollock of Post Wrestling: WWE’s plan for Asuka vs Lacey Evans at WM is no longer happening and there as of...

Most likely a 6 women title match for the pre show is in her future

>man + women
>gay

It should be Nikki at this point, they haven't done a damn thing with her so why not

>Ember Moon pops up on SmackDown and challenges Asska for the 20th time

This company is fucking retarded for not doing Charlotte/Asuka II and instead inserting Charlotte into a 1 on 1 feud the fans wanted to see and killing it

five woman way for the title. Naomi, Carmella Sonya, Mandy. Asuka wins anyways because it's a throwaway match. Next month she begins a feud with Ember/Kairi after the draft.

Kairi will be in the tag title match

Nikki Cross is best option.

They're obviously booking a triple threat. Imagine writing fake news for a product you dont even watch

Fat pit

problem is all those girls have already just looked like geeks
Asuka just beat Sonya & Mandy with easy and they looked like shit
plus they need to fill out the Battle Royale they can't take all those women out

YIKES.....

>intergender shit
>not gay

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A champion should be able to bring the best out of their opponent regardless of that opponent's skill level.

>being this wrong
Do you herbs REALLY think Seth is gonna be in the Universal Title match? Come on now.

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Just make it a triple threat with Mandy and Sonya in the preshow

that was their best

They're teasing something with her and Bliss on twitter.

In a match with many people it doesn't really matter if you look like a geek because the chances of winning split and the champ doesn't need to be pinned to lose. This is how they get away with putting low midcarders in title matches.

That's for Wrestlemania 36

It's super obvious that she will defend against Mandy and Sonya. Quality journalism. Maybe he should actually watch the show.

It's almost like Asuka is overrated and can't carry others. Smarks love giving Charlotte shit for this but not a peep when Jap waifu has genuine WMOTY contenders.

*Next month she drops to Charlotte or Bliss

Ftfy, smarkie. Your NXT shitters won't be anywhere near the title scene

that makes no sense they both got beat handily and have no claim to get another title match

Mandy easily beat Asuka in about five minutes a few weeks ago. She did not lose clean at Fastlane. Next time she wins.

>Bliss
She's retired. Accept it or cope, I don't care

>Charles
She's going to RAM to continue either Horses feud if Ronda stays or Becky feud if she's gone.

Post more of her fat, yet smooth armpits

Bliss has been wrestling at live events since Royal Rumble. Cry more, weeb. She's going nowhere.

Uh, ew?

Neither lost clean. Asuka fluked her way to victory against both. This is obviously to set up a triple threat where she finally loses.

I want to see if they're fappable. The smoothness cancels out the fatness, so it'll be interesting

This would be absolute kino if, AND ONLY IF, they could get James Ellsworth back for one more show. Make it a streetfight too. Asuka in her momjeans and some loose fitting westaboo T-shirt beating Ellsworth, wearing his "I really wish I were a black guy from 15 years ago" get up, with a chair.

Can you imagine getting aroused and fapping to that? That'd be silly, haha

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Not bad. Got anything in a bit higher quality?

>All her matches now turn into tag matches.
Next thing you'll tell me Sheamus is a future world champ.

Like I said accept it or cope, I don't give a damn.

They should add her to the triple threat. Winner takes all. Merge both rosters.

Retired people don't have any matches ya seething simp.

>ASUKA vs. FINN BALOR

ding dong diddly book it! It's not intergender if they're both gay!

Based haha poster!

>Asuka in her momjeans and some loose fitting westaboo T-shirt beating Ellsworth
b...ased?

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Fuck, just get Meiko Satomura and watch them kill each other to make the white gals look shit.

This except then a lowcard male should come out and squash her
BASED!

>two grandmas huffing and puffing their way through a match
Anti dimes.

>having tag matches means you're retired

and yet Carder, Haitch, Angle and Bluetista will wrestle

>not wanting Asuka to beat down some loser and sit on his face for the pin
cringe from me dawg

I don't need to project my sexual fantasies onto children's entertainment so I don't care

Kys

They’re stars with charisma and larger than life personalities

this

those grandmas still run circles around the rest of the female roster

Look NEET, lemme ding-dong diddly break it down for you
Workrate?
Doesn't matter
What matters?
Sex appeal
Flabsuka?
Meiko Shitamura?
Flabby old ladies. No sex appeal.
Lo Shirai? Mandy Rose? Sex appeal.
There are your dimes, bro.
Lo vs Mandy in a ding-dong diddly bra and panties match bing-bong biddly book it!

And i can run faster than a paraplegic. Nobody wants to see that shit. Only hot women should be allowed in the business

calm down Vince, eat your steak wrap

They’re clearly doing a triple threat with Mandy/Sonya/Asuka

Except she wrestled most of the tag match and the week before she wrestled singles matches, there wasnt any tag match

but Asuka is the hottest women on the roster user

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not even close. she's a 4 on her best day. maybe 5 with heavy photoshop and filters

>chubby
>no ass
>monkey face

Yikes! Imagine being this much of a wh*teoid

It's okay, mommy still loves you. You're just going to get less cookies after dinner.

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everyone gets less cookies when fatsuka's around

the business doesn't exist to be your masturbation central, go back to porn or please PLEASE have sex

HAHAHAHAHAHA FLABFAGS IN FULL COPE MODE

So are Asuka and Meiko

kek

>It's almost like

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Death to all white women.

>Nikki Cross vs Asuka is an easy option for a decent match that won't piss off or bore to death everyone in the crowd
>Piss it away on some Nikki vs Bliss angle that is likely currently part of some wacky long term design for both of them that will be forgotten by next week

It's more likely than you think.

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Somewhere I saw a suggestion that they have the BR winner face Asuka later that night. They should use this to introduce Shayna to the main roster (she drops the NXT title to Belair at Takeover) and have her cheat to win vs Asuka, then run the feud through till Backlash.

This is the talent available on their roster which they won't book her against for reasons?

>Rhey Ripley
>Toni Storm
>Shayna Baszler
>Kairi Sane
>Io Shirai
>Ruby Riott
>Niki Cross

And then you have special attraction matches against the likes of Trish Stratus, Lita, Meiko Satamura.

All of these would be great one off matches at WM for the title, or the start of a program. Like how hard is it to book this shit, if you have some of the best talent in the world available that you simply won't you use at WM?

>>Nikki Cross vs Asuka is an easy option for a decent match that won't piss off or bore to death everyone in the crowd
>Nikki
>won't piss off or bore to death

TOP KEK

She's going to end up fighting Deville and Mandy in a 3 way

Or

She is fighting Lacey Evans and the match will be short with Asuka killing her within a few minutes.

They could call up Shayna from NXT and have her squash a few people before a title shot. Thats all I can think of since every worthy competitor on the main roster is already in a match.

It's a real shame they won't pull a Liger at TakeOver with Meiko.

Wow Asian bellies are so much better than others.

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>Even her pits are fat
OH NO NO NO NO

LOL

Fuck that shit. Shayna should squash Asuka Brock/Cena style. She sells for that fat clown and it kills her credibility right away.

>not even close. she's a 4 on her best day. maybe 5 with heavy photoshop and filters
That's juts not even true though, you're just being a faggot

>spend all their tone over booking the fuck out of Ronda, Charlotte and Becky

>has zero plans for Asuka

That's what happens when you try to push some shitter to be in a title match at WM. Lacey clearly wasn't ready, and of course they had no backup plan.

They could call up Bazalar. She's ready to be called up.

You say that like you're surprised that WWE is fucking retarded.

They have wrestled twice, and the last time was almost 2 years ago. But Ember just had surgery and no way she gets cleared for Mania.

they should do a pre-show battle royal with some old favorites, nxt rookies, etc. Have someone like Trish win and the winner faces Asuka on the main show.

Then they have a quick 4 minute match where the entrances are longer than the match and everyone goes home happy.

>Bliss

Let's put the belt on someone that hasn't been able to stay healthy for almost 7 months.

Honestly, Io Winning the Title Off Shana & her facing Asuka the next day is the Right decision.
Would probably be one of the stiffest, best looking WWE women's matches in a long time

In tag team matches, which I guarantee Lacey is doing 90% of the actual wrestling.

She was injured 5 months ago and she's healthy now, no reason not to.
She isn't though and the tag match is after she wrestles Nattie in a singles match.

This. Their Last Woman Standing match on NXT was tits.

Ya seethe ya weeb?
Ya fume?
Ya boil?
Ya brew?

I’ve seen some shit opinions here but YIKES

*Let's put the belt on someone who actually gets a reaction and makes the company a bit of money.

you'll understand one day kid

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I understand you need to stop watching anime and lose weight

Stop trying user,

is a lost cause. Let him bask in his own stupidity until it drowns him. More milky mommy for us anyway

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It'll be Naomi

Have sex

I thought she got future endeavored with the rest of Sanity.

it should be either Asuka vs the winner of the battle royal, or Asuka defends the title and retains in the battle royal.

it all depends on how many women WWE wants to bury on the pre show

This monkey looking gook is hideous

>This mature sexual tyrannosaurus from Japan is a breathtaking beauty
ftfy

According Meltzer :

"There were official plans to do Lacey Evans vs. Asuka at one point but that match was nixed a few weeks back, according to the Wrestling Observer Newsletter. We don't know why Evans vs. Asuka was pulled but Evans is set to have her first main roster feud against Natalya on RAW. It's been reported that Evans is in line for a significant push on the main roster as WWE officials are high up on her.

Based on the current SmackDown storylines, there is speculation on Asuka defending against Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville in a Triple Threat at WrestleMania 35. WWE has been teasing tension between Deville and Rose to add to the storyline. It's possible they do a Fatal 4 Way with Naomi added in, or some other kind of multi-woman match with Superstars from the blue brand."

Have sex

She beat both clean already in the last few days.

What's the point?

Show us your idea of a 10, sport.

Mandy "slipped" on the apron and then screwed Sonya.

the only positive thing I can say about this post is at least you aren't a joshi pedo

the point is PAY 11.99 FUCKER!!

Forgot to add:

>Piper Niven
>Kay Lee Ray
>Mia Yim
>Candice LaRae

These are all good workers Asuka could have a great WM match with, but no.

She didn't. The apron beat them.

>Piper Niven
FATTTTTTTT

How can you not eat food off an Asian girl's feet?

Do you not see the superiority?

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Everyone likes 12 year olds these days but won't admit it. Are you gay and into cougars?

ASUKA VS SHAYNA IN "A WHO WEADY FO OSCAH OPEN CHARRENGE"

K Y S

HOLY FUCKING YUM

Just put her in the women's battle royal and have it be for the title, saves the show from one more women's match.

The only way they can save the women's division is if Auska gets angry that everyone is caring about Ronda/Becky/Charlotte, Inserts herself into the match, and then becomes the undisputed women's champion

More prease

All I read in this post was "buzzword buzzword buzzword." Come back when you have an argument, squirt.

Too bad Sheamus is just a garbage wrestler, because he is a fucking great character as a beefwit goon.

AND THEN HAS A THRONE FROM SKULLS OF HER FALLEN FOES.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULLTHRONE!

Cope, you fat weeb faggot

>Who?
Best journo in wrestling. Although that's a low bar admittedly.

BASED and ASUKAPILLED.

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Shayna's going to be Ronda's proxy for the next year and a half and feud with Becky and Charlotte on Raw until Ronda comes back

>this whole thread

i hate every single one of you fucking WEEBS

based Empress workin these lads to a seethe

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I think European women feet are superior, but holy fuck please post more

>Future endeavored
>Sanity

No fucking way WWE is letting Eric Young loose with AEW on the prowl.

>Still no argument

Okay, I accept your intellectual surrender.

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Why would we care about Shana after she just jobbed out and lost the title?

Niki has been jobbing. She might get built up before summerslam

>all of these people ITT trying to salvage the SDL women’s division
Listen, it’s way past the point of saving. It is the worst division in all WWE and NXT next to the Raw tag division. Asuka is boring as fuck and she’s only the champ by default

Chiampa
numbers dont lie

Its already a clusterfuck at this point so why not.
Have Asuka come out and yell at Becky and Charles they cant run away from her by inserting themselves to another brand. Ronda is piss that she's involving herself to something that doesnt regards her. Ask that the winner takes all and unify the belts.

Is anyone really surprised? They buried the title once they put it on Asuka and then had the two biggest women stars on SDL in a feud over the belt on the other brand.

SOURCE MOTHERFUCKER

It's a four way, she doesn't have to get pinned or submitted to lose the title

Call up the other two chinks and let them have a threesome.

Do you not see the superiority?

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