Be honest Yea Forums. Would your dick be able to reach Bayley's pussy in doggy? Mine wouldn't :'(

Lol at my life because I’m pacling a nice 3 INCH dock (when hard) and could t please a single woman in the WRLD!!!

I’m fuckin drunk! Bioiiitch! Chimney chimney chimney chimney

cringe

GOAT

Change your angle of entry then and learn to love getting pissed on you tiny dicked drunkard

Yes. She's flat

I once hired a PAWG prostitute and she told me "whenever you're ready". My dick was inside.

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Put a pillow under her hips and put her legs up. You'll go deep even with a 3 incher. As for doggy, the only way it works for my small dick is if she's face down ass up. I wish I was long enough to fuck a girl doggy like they do it in movies and porn

>i'd never be able to get hard with that fat hairy disgusting thing anywhere near my dick
Low test, that ass in doggy position would make any normal man hard.

I keep forgetting how many asians and shlomos post here lamo

Based negroid boutta work a bunch of insecure dicklets into a seethe

>that angle
dicklet

idc how gay this sounds, I would never have sex with Bayley. I'd rather talk through the hours of the night about whatever. Anything but ruin that smile.

We're in second place, you jew/nog.

I hired a pawg prostitute off backpage once and I didn't masturbate for like three weeks before we met and she got mad at me for making a mess on her furniture

Not him, but I like tiny little bubble asses.

Fucking YUM

Yes.
Most of you can too (unless you're Asian, sorry guys), stop buying black dick hype.
>Interestingly, there is no scientific background to support the alleged ‘oversized’ penis in black people. Mean penile flaccid length and stretched length recently reported in 123 Korean military men were indeed lower than other values on non‐Asian populations
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2005.05238.x
Also, stop worrying about length, girth is more important.

Yeah I'd just come in under the ass ya doofus

the hierarchy is Blacks>Latinos>Whites>Asians

>It is not possible from the present meta‐analysis to draw any conclusions about any differences in penile size across different races. Lynn 31 suggest that penis length and girth are greatest in Negroids (sub‐Saharan Africans), intermediate in Caucasoids (Europeans, South Asians and North African), and smallest in Mongoloids (East Asians), but this is based upon studies that did not meet our present inclusion and exclusion criteria. The greatest proportion of the participants in the present meta‐analysis were Caucasoids. There was only one study of 320 men in Negroids and two studies of 445 men in Mongoloids. There are no indications of differences in racial variability in our present study, e.g. the study from Nigeria was not a positive outlier. The question of racial variability can only be resolved by the measurements with large enough population being made by practitioners following the same method with other variables that may influence penis size (such as height) being kept constant. Future studies should also ensure they accurately report the race of their participants and conduct inter‐rater reliability.
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/bju.13010

Faggot

>whites in second place
It's obvious white bois can't handle thicc women, so they go to the tiny asian women.

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>uses thicc asian as pic
ohnononono

This is true. My last gf was a nymph and it became clear i couldnt satisfy her despite having a 6 inch dick. Her dildo was bigger than my dick i couldnt compete. She could only cum if i layed down and she used me like a pogo stick until she got there n pissed all over me. i miss it. Her ass was devine n she had no tits pic related

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No I got a six incher but my fat makes it a 3 incher. Losing weight though ever since I got on my antidepressants, list 40 lbs so far. :)

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My nigga gets it

Good for you user, hope you'll keep on the good work!

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>be overweight
>still make the girls cum

If I'm at 8x6 at 6' 310 pounds how much bigger can I get in proper shape?

A lot of people tend to gain weight on antidepressants. Keep it up, user!

Combine taking those magic pills with intermittent fasting and you'll be lean in no time. I lost like 40lbs fasting.

Pretty sure this retard had to select the chimneys for the captcha.

>Be Korean
>Get drafted to military
>”Take your pants off. We’re gonna stretch your dick out and measure it.”

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Yes I'm a solid 6.5"

I'll give you virgins a clue, dick size is pretty irrelevant during doggy. If you're both doing it right, you should be able to fuck her no matter how big her ass is or how small your ding-dong diddly dick it.

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i have a very small unsatisfying white penis

>is if she's face down ass up
Surely that's hotter than just plain all-fours though.

>intermittent fasting
I used to do that, I would only eat from 8pm to midnight, it used to make me eat so much in that time because of how hungry I was. Maybe I just need more self control.

Absolutely and I’d last a full two minutes tops

Yes. I have a huge cock.

It's a meme you dip

Jesus titty fucking Christ...either you're a virgin who doesn't understand how sex works, or you have a micro penis...probably both. Anyways, here's a free lesson, things move around and open up during sex, so unless you do have a micro penis, anyone can "reach" the pussy in doggy 99% of the time.

I can't if the ass is too big

This. But just to play along:

Yes it would, and I would cum deep inside her

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This guy gets it. I have an average pecker and I've always been able to go balls deep in any girl regardless how fat their ass is.

I'm a cervical dreadnought so yes

First time I've ever heard that term, am totally stealing.

I've fucked some fat ass white girls and I've never had a problem.

t. 100% Bavarian phenotype here.

user, I...

Yep. My wife has a bigger ass than that and I reach her pussy just fine

She is at least a single bagger. But c'mon

Prone-bone is where it's at though. Girls go fucking nuts for it.

GOD made bayley fucking thicc

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ding-dong diddly

Wait, that's a real thing? I thought it was a meme that big assed girls made up.

>Latinos above white people
Have you ever even fucked a latino? Never seen one above average.

Some guys have micro dicks.

You ever seen my big Latino dick, gay nigga?

>penis inspection day is real in Korea

My dick is too small for prone bone. I can do missionary and doggy no problem but prone bone seems impossible for me.

I’m a white guy, so no.

I don’t know but nose can reach her ding-dong diddly stink maker

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