BREAKING (WON): >Enzo Amore was recently interviewed by Title Match Wrestling, a Youtube-platformed podcast with nearly 250,000 subscribers. >In the interview, Enzo finally responded to the viral video of former WWE superstar Simon Gotch (Seth Lesser), where Gotch aired all his dirty laundry of backstage grievances with Enzo. >Enzo was quoted as saying "Well, I don't want to be too crude here, but a lot of the guys...we shower together", the group laughed as he continued, "and anytime Gotch was around, dude was hella insecure. I mean, with a pecker like that, I'd be too."
Enzo really showed he has no argument against Gotch, and I hate Gotch and his white knightism. A man's romantic potential with ladies, his attractiveness, looks, dick size, are irrelevant to his argument. If Enzo had said this in a Roman forum he would have been laughed out of the assembly.
lmao imagine caring this much about playfighting gotch got ethered, dumb incel
Hudson Martin
>Amore shits on his wrestling skills, his mic skills and his haibt of lying >LUL u have small cock XD nobody above the age of 15 would consider this a burial
You didn't even listen to the full interview where Enzo shared the reason he thinks Simon hates him. And it dates back to a promo class in nxt where he buried him in front of the big wigs from the main roster
Owen Bell
Want to know how I know you're from reddit, user?
Wyatt Nelson
This. Fuck this site is retarded. Saying someone has a small dick isn't a good comeback unless you're in grade school
Dominic Roberts
t. Dicklet
Christopher Wood
SEETHING
Henry Roberts
Because he thinks gotch was better than Enzo?
Bentley Carter
Seething dicklet detected
Zachary Rogers
The real reason is in promo class he said lemme tell ya about this guy Simon gotch, he has the titties of a 60 yearold woman. Simon covered them up as the entire room looked at him (he was in the back), and started busting out laughing. While they were laughing he tried covering them up with his arms and the laughing intensified.
Joseph Hughes
Guess that makes you the biggest triggered seething simp in more ways than bodyweight :)
Grayson Cruz
worked into a seethe by based enzo
Gabriel Nelson
He does have a weird chest.
Daniel Bailey
>n-no u Yep, that's about what I'd expect from the terminally BTFO
The fact that nZo isn’t on TV on a weekly basis is a travesty. He is easily the most entertaining superstar on the free agent market RN. He should make the switch and become a OwlChad
Charles Powell
this i can't imagine being so thin-skinned you get upset because some dork got btfo >b-b-but the argument! lol who cares
Dominic Ward
worked
Anthony Clark
>no dime vanilla midget wrestling "purist" who thinks workrate matters >vs >chad who was 10x more over despite being one tenth the wrestler just because of his promos who doesn't give a fuck about wrestling and just mocks him >Yea Forums is siding with the former
Damn, I guess /wooo/ really did invade.
Charles Turner
>mfw all the beta chodes ITT say penis size doesn't matter
Anyone else surprised Aiden ended up lasting the longest out of these four?
Connor Richardson
REMINDER: anyone who hates based Maddox and based Enzo are just seething waifufags that are mad their girls got used and abused by slightly bigger than average cocks
Women are for fucking, not putting up on a pedestal, you incels
This is why Enzo is a consistent dime drawer and the most entertaining man in pro wrestling today.
>Gotch is a faggot.
Ryder James
>says the whole roster is a bunch of fake tough guys >his entire gimmick besides talk good is ragdoll selling >if he was a legit tough guy, he would have had the tiny scrapper gimmick where he's tougher than he looks >enzo's footwork was indicative of someone that never got into a fight or was trained to fight, or even bothered to watch a video on youtube and practice shit out >perfectly straight nose >no visible scaring
>doesnt want to talk about bill demott and the backstage >talks about demott and the backstage anyway lol >dude fight club was so cool 100% this delusional fake wop is ITT too. Eric, cut the coke, it's making you look like shit.
No. Simon Gotch has the rough charisma level of a wet paper bag and a terrible look. Probably average at best in ring. Gigantic diva. Enzo can't work, has no actual charisma besides talk good, can't work without killing himself, bottom of the barrel dadaist hedonism look. Gigantic diva Cass is tall. Alcoholic diva Aiden can talk, is ripped, can work above average, can sing as well, puts people over with 0 question, and is a genuinely nice guy that everyone likes.
While Gotch is a giant fucking nerd and you can see that just by the shoot (w-w-why didnt you go to wrestling school) Enzo comes off like the clueless simp Gotch described him to be when he does anything. What I'm saying is we can agree that they're both faggots.
Aiden Martin
while Simon Gotch can admit to being an insecure nebbish, Enzo can't admit to anything. Even charges he didn't commit. He's a sociopath, fuck him.
fags like you are why they got destroyed by big dick barbarian tribes and lost their empire
Luis Diaz
Your proof of Enzo being based is what?
Noah Flores
He's an old school wrestler who does drugs, fucks bitches, keeps kayfabe. Not like the numales of today who play video games, collect funko pops and complain about bullying online.
Gavin Lewis
>the money is in stuff like the people's elbow, you can't see me, etc. not in dying in front of a crowd of 20 people doing flips and shit Watching all these clips is pretty crazy. Everyone buried Enzo as some kind of dumbass who didn't know shit about the business but it's clear as day he knows more about it then most wrestlers do today.
I understand your fantasy of what "old school" was but even back then they would've looked at him as a giant faggot. "The boys" back in the old school would've run through this guy. He probably would've been blackballed after that botched spot with Cesaro. He's not "old school", he's a bum, especially now.
Brandon Morgan
In the old school days he would've been in his proper role of manager and color commentator.
>money is in not dying in front of 20 people doing flips and shit. If Enzo continued wrestling he would have been on pace to wind up with a sawdust neck and dead from simply bouncing off ropes.
All he had to do was give even a slightest care about wrestling and the gravy train would be going on right now.
Colton Cooper
Yeah if someone was the drizzling shits in the ring but had a personalty and could talk they used to do this with them. Like Bobby Heenan and Paul Bearer.
>A man's romantic potential with ladies, his attractiveness, looks, dick size, are irrelevant to his argument. Oh, but that's were you are wrong. Very wrong
Christopher Green
>Gotch goes on an in-depth rant detailing specific fuckups Enzo has made >the best Enzo can retort with is UR GAY LOL This nigga gunning for his own kiwifarms page
Correct. because of the sjws of today. The reason why modern wrestling is dead
Benjamin Powell
He works you into a seethe
Jaxson Fisher
Many wrestlers have said he completely makes up stories that never happened so I take this with a grain of salt
Jason Bailey
Yeah, man. I ucking hate SJWs for not letting me rape girls.
Cooper White
He didn't rape anyone, though.
Aaron Evans
The sjws on the right are even worse than the ones on the left >Hurrr why am I being held accountable for saying unsavory things >Hurrr everything is anti-white straight male
John Garcia
the rape charge was dropped you dumb coon, the chick was found to be lying. the sjws ruined the mans career
Ayden Watson
No, they're not, because they don't swamp and control the mainstream media slant, you utter fucking wingcucked brainlet. Bad or not is determined by who controls the subservice mainstream media, which belongs to the left. t. Not an Amerimutt t. Smarter than (You)
Angel Cook
Fucking amerifats, >smol dik lol isn’t banter. It’s a pathetic excuse for a joke. You wanna properly bury a man, you don’t do the CLICHED FUCKING THING of talking about his knob like all you care about is knobs.
Jack Moore
simon gotch got destroyed tbfh
Joshua Wright
>>Hurrr why am I being held accountable for saying unsavory things >>Hurrr everything is anti-white straight male This is much more reasonable than >witchhunts at minor provocation >positions determined by background/ethnicity >ruining careers because of victimhood >conform or receive deaththreats >multiculturalism
I'm not an Amerimutt, you thin-skinned, pathetic oaf. Don't (You) me again with your driveling opinions, cretin.
John Gonzalez
Jesus Christ five long words! Save some for your next post or you’ll start sounding repetitive! Oh wait!
Ryan Ortiz
No one was crying for him to be fired, they fired him because he failed to tell Vince that he was under investigation
Jackson Howard
*works Yea Forums into a seething stammering shoot*
Unironically based, telling like it's and triggering /asp into a shoot, here's another (you).
Jaxson Garcia
That's true. Well, except for the first part. There ABSOLUTELY was a brigade calling for his expulsion. However, what does that have to do with your claim that we "just want to rape girls", when you yourself admit his firing wasn't because of him actually raping anyone, just his failure to inform Vince of legal circumstance. Could you be, dare I say, a fucking brainlet unable to continue a single point for 2 (two) posts?
William Cox
nobody remembers simon i dont even know who he is
Jace Roberts
I know right? If this were ancient Rome he'd be laughed out of the assembly! Shut the fuck up faggot
Jacob Bailey
Gyno having DYELs and dicklets obliterated
Grayson Flores
Everyone who collects marvel figures backstage wanted him out. There was articles after article that he had heat from the numale locker room.
Michael Butler
in this thread you can tell who is from /woo/ and who is from Yea Forums
Nicholas Green
back to /woo/, tranny
Evan Hughes
> He doesn’t know the entire purpose of this board is to work EVERYONE into a seething shoot
We aren’t here to have wrestling discussions, were here to shitpost. Just like /pol/ don’t really care about politics, they just want to btfo non whites Just like Yea Forums don’t care about discussing movies, they just want to btfo their non-approved cult kinos
Based posts are from Yea Forums, cringe posts are from /wew/
Luis Jenkins
Worked
James Murphy
>IT'S NOT FUNNY TO MAKE DICK JOKES, THAT'S NOT COOL, MOMMY SAID IT WAS A FINE SIZE >MOMMY Yea Forums IS BULLYING ME AGAIN MOMMY MOMMY I HAVE A BIG COCK RIGHT >FUCK ENZO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Apparently so - I've never seen an entire thread so frothing at the mouth with butthurt before.
It's basically all the beta e-drones that are pissed off. They're the type that consume EVERY bit of wwe content they can get their hands on, including 205 Live. When Enzo landed there, he literally took over the entire show, dethroned their manlet champ, and was being featured on ppvs. Zo is an anomaly to them, he should be a skinny sexless dork like those that hate him, but instead he's more like Hawk from Cobra Kai.
You got worked by Enzo but you worked Yea Forums into a shoot so really Enzo worked all of Yea Forums into a shoot by working you.
Juan Adams
Are anons who bit obvious bait /asp or /woo?
Landon Gray
>seething
Face it. America created prowrestling, it belongs to whites... NOT YOU. If you're in the USA, we'll deport your ass. If you're in a foreign country, stop watching wrestling, it doesn't belong to you.
dled this from pwt, gonna watch after the warriors/rockets game i wouldn't be surprised if based enzo was back in wwe before the end of the year.
Michael Nguyen
>his titty came outta his singlet, swear ta gahd Tone
Juan Morgan
No, you are wrong. If I say something and you try to dismiss my argument because I'm ugly, then those of us who understand Logic will call you out for using a "circumstantial ad hominem."
Nolan Diaz
Based Enzo
James Turner
he already has one
Isaac Watson
(((They))) aren't white.
Angel Wilson
Y'all are so fucking retarded I knew damn well all you idiots would be worked. I bet if I said some gay shit like "I'm from Reddit." Or "Summer of 92'" you would have taken the bait twice as hard. Get fucked ya Ding-Dong-Diddly Bulbasaurs, YOU GAVE ME WHAT I WANT
Angel Long
I believe and side with Enzo with the psycho bitch story. He's a jerk, but the woman pulled a fast one on him. That being said, I aint believing him now.
Colton Jenkins
Honestly though this sounds like another thing Enzo made up to sound cool
Josiah Kelly
I imagine HHH makes the full time roster seem like this unobtainable holy land to the NXT roster, so much so that when talent eventually gets there they're already backstabbing one another or self imploding for other personal reasons due to the pressure of the moment.
Caleb Myers
How do you admit to something you didn’t do you dicklet?
Gavin Diaz
This happened?
Evan Murphy
Dude looking like he's on crack, someone call DDP
Easton Ortiz
He looks like he always has bitchtits I mean Simon
Justin James
He's always looked like a strung out prostitute with thinning hair? Guess I didn't pay attention enough.
Ian Harris
if he were making something up to sound cool he probably wouldn't have chosen something that involved that entire NXT locker room, because it would be easy as fuck for anyone involved to say it never happened
Oliver Jackson
>gotch talks about how he is a better talker, worker, historian and person than enzo >enzo was multiple magnitudes more over and the only time any one cares what gotch has to say is when he is talking about enzo
Asher King
>Title Match Wrestling, a Youtube-platformed podcast with nearly 250,000 subscribers >103,064 views
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Aiden Perez
Basically came here to post this
Jaxon Torres
Figured the OP was posting nonsense, because Gotch's dick is undeniably big, so unless the NXT locker room had fucking gorilla sized dicks there's no way you could mock Gotch's dick size realistically. Also Gotch has a pin fall win over Misawa which is worth more than anything Enzo has done in his career.
Dominic Rivera
> misawa
nobody cares about your literally who wrestlers.
Noah Brown
>gorilla sized dicks don't gorillas have tiny dicks though?
Landon Green
Fuck if I know. They are a big animal so I assumed they have big dicks.
Adam Garcia
Nah gorillas have small dicks because their women aren't sluts. Chimps have big dicks because female chimps fuck around a lot.
Isaiah Williams
>*rapes you*
Connor Cook
Hi Enzo. Thanks for the zoology lesson.
Kevin Ramirez
based NZO working the /wooo/tards into a seething shitting shoot
Julian Torres
it's balls not dicks retard
Andrew Perez
Based chimp sluts Imagine fucking a chimp haha, is it even possible haha
Dylan Perry
That's what the jews and his PR buddies want you to believe tho
Robert Peterson
The Big Dog collects Marvel toys? That's fucking based
Robert King
Anyone got a link to the full shoot? Sounds fucking great
