This is roughy the Mania card. Rate it

looking pretty grim

I'd rather lick a dead dog's rotting asshole, for 5 hours, than watch this trash.

So... your average Saturday evening?

Not him but that's the shittiest attempt at a joke/insult there is. No effort or wit. Fucking pathetic. 0.5 stars

You must have a lot of real life friends.

worked

>Bryan v Kingston
>Angle v Cena
>HHH v Batista
>Styles v Orton
>Joe v Truth v Andrade v Mysterio
>Uso's v Hardy's
Only matches worth watching. The show overall is going to be the liquid shits.

It'll be Finn vs Lashley

Yikes this company went down hill fast

There's only like two matches worth watching in WhoJapan cars so I'll take it

worked into a seethe

Then why the switch on RAW? Makes no sense to put it on Lashley now just so Finn can win it back.

my rational stoner side says it’s going to be asuka vs kairi

>First WM in like 20 years without Taker

feels weird

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>Bryan v Kingston
This is not even house show quality let alone WM WWE Title.
Kofi a comedy tag team midcarder who does Rumble spots, yeah cant wait for that title run to put SDL viewers under 2m.
Kofi is a worse champion than Jinder

Probably because its a bigger story if he wins it at Mania. Dunno, but Finn will have a match and it seems logical it'd be Lashley

Literally nothing here makes me want to watch the show. Maybe the Revival match will be good if they give them 15+ minutes and actually put them on the main card

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>>Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte vs. Becky Lynch (RAW Woman's Chamionship)
Will be awful but the numale community will like it regardless
>>Brock Lesnar vs. Seth Rollins (Universal Championship)
Don't know how brock feels about seff, so could be good or could be bad
>>Daniel Bryan vs. Kofi Kingston (WWE Championship)
Hopefully it's good
>>Kurt Angle vs. John Cena
Meh, cena isn't very good and kurt is way past his prime
>>HHH vs. Batista
Should be entertaining. haitch should keep it short tho
>>The Miz vs. Shane McMahon
face miz is interesting to me, hopefully it's entertaining
>>AJ Styles vs. Randy Orton
probably boring
>>Sasha & Bayley vs. Beth Phoenix & Natalya vs. Nia & Tamina (Women's Tag Championship)
cringe and estrogenpilled
>>Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre
drew should win this. interesting matchup though
>>Lashley vs. Elias (IC Championship)
based bobbo
>>Samoa Joe vs. R-Truth vs. Andrade vs. Rey Mysterio (US Championship)
should be fun. i would actually insert AJ and Orton in this for an elimination match or a 6pack
>>Asuka vs. Lacey Evans (Smackdown Woman's Chamionship)
Bleh
>>The Revival vs. Aleister Black & Ricochet (RAW Tag Team Championship)
seent it already, but Black and BLACKED should win it to gain notoriety
>>Uso's vs. The Hardy's (Smackdown Tag Team Championship)
hardys are too old and slow. will pop the zoomers though
>>Buddy Murphy vs. ??? (Cruiserweight Championship)
buddy is based

Overall a 5.5-6/10 show if everything goes well

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People are going to pay a ton of money to see this live, many traveling from other countries. Think about that. Many of them bought tickets before a single match was announced.

E-drones are retarded, this shouldn't come as a surprise by now

>Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte vs. Becky Lynch (RAW Woman's Chamionship)
>Brock Lesnar vs. Seth Rollins (Universal Championship)
>Daniel Bryan vs. Kofi Kingston (WWE Championship)
>Lashley vs. Elias (IC Championship)
>The Revival vs. Aleister Black & Ricochet (RAW Tag Team Championship)
>Uso's vs. The Hardy's (Smackdown Tag Team Championship)
>Buddy Murphy vs. ??? (Cruiserweight Championship)
Cringe

>Kurt Angle vs. John Cena
>The Miz vs. Shane McMahon
>AJ Styles vs. Randy Orton
>Samoa Joe vs. R-Truth vs. Andrade vs. Rey Mysterio (US Championship)
>Asuka vs. Lacey Evans (Smackdown Woman's Chamionship)
Based

>HHH vs. Batista
So cringe it wraps around in to being based

>Sasha & Bayley vs. Beth Phoenix & Natalya vs. Nia & Tamina (Women's Tag Championship)
On the fence

>>Kurt Angle vs. John Cena
I wish kurt would just get an injury and fuck off
If we dont get cena vs Joe I swear

>Are they planning for this shit to be 10 hours long?
Yes if you include the preshow. You know the Royal Rumble was 7 hours this year, right?

Fuck off. Kurt is based.

Kurt vs Cena is the best match on the card.

Kys unironically kurt cant move for shit and just like taker cena will take this match as a parody of his old ones
Joe is the only spark cena could have what a fucking shitshow Kurt should have just snorted 1 more line and saved us from this tragedy

Why the fuck are they having so many matches?
Quality over quantity

All the tag team title matches, Shane vs Miz, ARMBAR battle royals, and others should be dropped
They’re only fillers

Look at how removing shitter matches improves the overall show:

>Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte vs. Becky Lynch (RAW Woman's Chamionship)
>Brock Lesnar vs. Seth Rollins (Universal Championship)
>Daniel Bryan vs. Kofi Kingston (WWE Championship)
>Kurt Angle vs. John Cena
>HHH vs. Batista
>AJ Styles vs. Randy Orton
>Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre
>Lashley vs. Elias (IC Championship)
>Samoa Joe vs. R-Truth vs. Andrade vs. Rey Mysterio (US Championship)
> 205 manlet title match

I agree but damn I just wanna see Asuka get a badass WM entrance.... that's all.

I hope it's just GOAT Mysterio Vs Samoa Joe.

>3 womens matches
>that will take up an hour
>as opposed to years past 10 minute toilet break

Fuck this shit

heres a sidewinder.

Alicia Fox.

>>Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte vs. Becky Lynch (RAW Woman's Chamionship)
Terrible
>>Brock Lesnar vs. Seth Rollins (Universal Championship)
Decent
>>Daniel Bryan vs. Kofi Kingston (WWE Championship)
Terrible
>>Kurt Angle vs. John Cena
Good
>>HHH vs. Batista
Based
>>The Miz vs. Shane McMahon
Maybe
>>AJ Styles vs. Randy Orton
Based
>>Sasha & Bayley vs. Beth Phoenix & Natalya vs. Nia & Tamina (Women's Tag Championship)
Wack
>>Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre
Wack
>>Lashley vs. Elias (IC Championship)
Wack
>>Samoa Joe vs. R-Truth vs. Andrade vs. Rey Mysterio (US Championship)
Possibly based
>>Asuka vs. Lacey Evans (Smackdown Woman's Chamionship)
Wack
>>The Revival vs. Aleister Black & Ricochet (RAW Tag Team Championship)
Waxk
>>Uso's vs. The Hardy's (Smackdown Tag Team Championship)
Wqck
>>Buddy Murphy vs. ??? (Cruiserweight Championship)
Wack

I think it'll be Roman and Dean vs Drew and Corbin, and I see them adding Owens and Ali to the US match to avoid being relegated to the jobber battle royale. Hell, make it a ladder match to solidify it as match of the night. Otherwise sounds right. Too many nothing matches. Going to be a bigger chore than usual to suffer through.

>Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte vs. Becky Lynch (RAW Woman's Chamionship)
Cringe. Becky and Ronda would have been a good match, not amazing because Becky is average, but the build has been terrible
>Brock Lesnar vs. Seth Rollins (Universal Championship)
Meh. Brock is going to win the same way he beat Finn, AJ, Bryan. The match will follow that exact same script. Roman coming back was the nail in the coffin. The title is his at Summerslam.
>Daniel Bryan vs. Kofi Kingston (WWE Championship)
I'm looking forward to this. Hopefully they do the right thing and give Kofi the title. He won't have it for long, but it'll be a good moment.
>Kurt Angle vs. John Cena
This will be terrible. Cena no longer tries and Angle is broken. No interest.
>HHH vs. Batista
I can't see Batista getting his hands too dirty at this point, and he was never much of a wrestler anyway. It's going to be Triple H's classic slow as fuck style and probably boring.
>The Miz vs. Shane McMahon
I can't bring myself to care about The Miz's wrestling, and Shane will do the same spots he always does. Skip.
>AJ Styles vs. Randy Orton
Will be fine I guess. AJ's gotten stale though.
>Sasha & Bayley vs. Beth Phoenix & Natalya vs. Nia & Tamina (Women's Tag Championship)
Literally zero interest.
>Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre
Great, Roman gets to overcome the odds! This will be boring.
>Lashley vs. Elias (IC Championship)
Don't care. Why can't they give Elias anything interesting?
>Samoa Joe vs. R-Truth vs. Andrade vs. Rey Mysterio (US Championship)
Didn't we just have this match? It'll be a spot fest. Hopefully Joe retains.
>Asuka vs. Lacey Evans (Smackdown Woman's Chamionship)
Don't care about Evans whatsoever. I doubt this makes the main card.
>The Revival vs. Aleister Black & Ricochet (RAW Tag Team Championship)
Hopefully The Revival win and Black can become a solo contender.

Shes not showing up for a while, she showed up to a house show shitfaced and wrestled. Thats the same reason Arn Anderson got fired, he let it happen