Hey kid, I heard you were talkin' all that nonsense about me on your little webpage. You've been messin' with the Devil for far too long
*summons evil demon horse*
Play time is over...boy...my Steed of Darkness will teach you a thing or two about respect
*gallops menacingly towards u*
Hey kid, I heard you were talkin' all that nonsense about me on your little webpage...
James Reyes
Asher Nelson
Mmmm, losing my neetbux betting on the Cheltenham Festival, don't wanna mess with that
Isaiah Adams
You will never convince me that riding to the ring on a horse/chariot isnt absolutly cool as fuck.
Lucas Stewart
>Has had three wives
>You have your right hand
Oliver Long
Oh no no haha wait til you see the haaha
Charles Rodriguez
Mmm trying to win me over with those little compliments...too late kid
DIMESUS EVAPORUS
*strikes u with lightning*
Alexander Wood
*soars down*
You done it now kid
*snatches your Jack Daniels*
Bentley Hernandez
if a big guy on a horse galloped toward you, you would be scared, don't even lie
Aaron Diaz
*gets down to half health*
Tch... Not bad, rookie. But playtime's over, sit and shut up...
*leather coat flies off revealing biker attire beneath*
*equips end-game bandana*
*BONG*
[DEAD MAN WALKIN'...]
[You've done it now! You've gone and made a big mistake. And I can't allow for you to think you can just walk away!]
*purely strikes you*
Isaiah Gonzalez
*no health left*
*fake out defeat*
AAAAAAAAAAUGHHHH
*biker attire rips off in his desperate struggle revealing boomer clothes*
YOOOU...THIS ISN'T THE END!!!!
YOU MAY TAKE MY WINGS
YOU MAY TAKE MY BIKE
BUT YOU WON'T TAKE AWAY MY SECOND AMENDMENT
*second boss phase begins*
Nolan Peterson
*Boss defeated*
N-NOOOOOOOO!!!
M-MY DIMES
I SWEAR I DREW THEM
WHERE DID THEY GOOOO!?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
MY POOWWWWWWWWERR
*turns into Taco Bell employee*
Camden Ramirez
What does Carder drop after you defeat him?
Anthony Wood
>Deadman riding
>You're gonna neigh
Leo Sanders
You're mom is my epic mount haha
Tyler Rodriguez
>Not getting a black horse.
Jack Nelson
I know I'd absolutely crap myself if that happened.
Jackson Bailey
*throws a phoenix down*
>heh, nothing personal kid
Blake Harris
Nothing. The irony being that even though he's the final boss, he never even drew one gold.
Christian Moore
I am uncomfortable around large horses 2bh
Colton Martin
Based
Noah Ortiz
>you wanna make a combo out of that order sir?
>mmmmmmmmmmmmm
>yeah, and I want white chocolate macadamia cookies with that..
>Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah.
Jason Williams
based
Jayden Young
>has crippling alimony obligations that require him to wrestle until he physically can't move
Wooow
Liam Roberts
STOP!...You violate the law!!
Liam Foster