SmackDown Gamethread #3
>Becky pointing out how overbooked this shit is
had to mute this cringe inducing potato
>goblina with navel out of frame
hnng
BEX IS BASED!
Ronda NO BRAINS Rowdy!
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA
LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
females are so cringe.
holy fuck someone turn her mic off
Moi cringe! And moi leg is miraculously healed!
When they go to commerical in between an entrance and a promo does the wrestler just stand there like a fucking idiot for 4 minutes while their music plays? How does that shit not get boring for the people in attendance?
>Ya little weirdo
Why is Charles even in this match anymore now that Ronda turned heel
Lights go out
>finger prints aren't paw prints
just 0/10 your shit up user.
Man Becky's really cooled down a lot. This is why you don't book based off of what the fans want. Fans are fickle.
>Becky limps out
>we get a video package recap
>becky now gives us a recap
who is booking this shit
This show fucking sucks
stop falseflagging Blisscuck
truly the next Stone Cold
she smol
Anybody getting a really sexy vibe from Becky's promo right now?
DAMN STONE COLD LOOKS LIKE THAT
>I've been putting in all the work
>hasn't done anything since Survivor Series
What the fuck is Charles talking about?
Is this the best forced meme on this board?
I'm gonna cumola, bros, Charles in that dress works me into a shoot
>Charlotte hot
>for any length of time
This is why people think wrestling is fake.
no she sounds like a shoot retard
I AM ROCK HARD
She was a sperm that shot out of Ric's dick.
because now becky has to really overcome the odds and be the underdog!
>i tricked ronda to get me in the wrestlemania match
It is not the fans fault they can’t write a coherent storyline week to week.
They killed all the momentum.
DBry vs Kofi should main event,
YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME?
Based CharGOAT
She is a delusional heel retard
>I've been hot for 4 years
lel what?
Charlotte you haven’t even looked the same for 4 years
>Big Tiddy Amazon GF Charlotte in Thigh Highs
holy fucking cringe
Beko's voice is so fucking awful to listen to
Beko and Charles, time to change the channel
Kofi is in the preshow probably winning tag belts or something.
Becky is cringe
Why is the crowd so quiet for Becky now?
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CRINGE
Becky is right. Charles did fucking nothing with her 4 year long push
MISTA'D
>you got a handout
shes right
Everyone is sick of Becky Lynch, the crowd is low energy now compared to when this all started.
we have now gotten 3 recaps in this one segment
>Seth calling his match the main event
>Becky and Charlotte calling their match the main event
Has Vince really brainwashed them into thinking everything at mania is a main event?
Is that mic whore even wearing a ding-dong diddly bra!
that was an awkward end
reddit cross posters stole it and milked it for karma.
I LITERALLY spit out my onions when I saw it there.
>ya dope
>SHIT PUT A TOWEL AROUND CHARLIE
>Her name is
>TOWEL NOW HERE COMES BRYAN
wow they've literally killed becky lynch
>write becky into a corner
>make her look weak as fuck for a month straight
>give her shit lines
>wow fans have really cooled on her
t-they're gonna put charles over aren't they?
the overbooking has killed some of her momentum
BOYAKA BOYAKA
NOT ONE DIME
Your new Miss WrestleMania!
WHAT AN EPIC PROMO FROM BECKY
CANT WAIT FOR THE WRESTLEMANIA MATCH
You're a fucking cat, and cats don't have finger prints they have paw prints. PAW PRINTS GOD DAMNIT!
so why did Becky even limp to the ring?
YO WHERE'S HARPER AT
>I've never seen someone do so little to get so much
Charles was right there. What the fuck Becky ever did to get this? She is shit as a wrestler. She's shit as a talker. She's shit as a merch seller. All she can get is crowd reactions and not even honest reaction, pity reactions like Kofi.
Booyaka booyaka 6 1 9
Booyaka booyaka killed a guy
>he doesn't know
Look I hate Becky as much as the rest of Yea Forums, but the only thing Charles has added to this feud is a couple of boring promos. She's not even a heat magnet anymore. Ronda is drawing all the boos now that she turned heel.
I'm just ready for Becky to win so this whole shitty thing can be past us and the women will never main event mania again
I can't believe how cringe Becky is
shes like a fucking cartoon character
>mic drop without a punchline.
BOYAKA BOYAKA
KILLED A GUY
>this dog shit crowd
are they all on ritalin
Yeah, Booyaka!!!
they not even maineventing so dont worry
Bexcel seethe
kek
She sells a ton of merch ya seething dork
So is Rey a real Lucha Libre? or is he just a guy with a Lucha gimmick?
no wonder potato niggers are drunk wife beaters, when their women sound like retards everytime they speak
Dude they aren't even trying to hide it anymore. Jasethy dropped the ball hard and now Vince thinks only the women can sell this shit.
Gay Mysterio vs Deddie Gurrero was one of the most based programs ever.
I'd slap their teeth out on a daily basis too if I had to hear that shit.
t. didnt watch raw last night
Should have kept it as Ronda vs Becky. Everything has gone to complete shit since Charles was added in
Friendly reminder.
Admit it, Carmella cat is over as fuck. These threads just aren't the same each week without that little feline pervert.
He's a luchador who wasn't that big in Mexico but nowadays he must be the most respected luchador not named Atlantis in Mexico and obviously the world.
>he watches raw
OH NO NO NO NO
I WANT TO PUT ZELINA IN MY POCKET
I 100% admit it I am a fan
At that moment it should have main evented. Everything WWE did afterwards basically means it shouldn't even be on the card.
BYRON BTFO
>Andrade teaming with Joe
This is dumb when Andrade wants Joe's title
this match again?
i guess im ok with it
Corey pls
>another 4-way with guys that have been wrestling each other for months
they always run shit into the ground
So are R Truth and Carmella boyfriend girlfriend :O
fuck off cunt or you'll find out what real ultimate pain truly is
Is Corey laughing at Rey's Outfit?
what in the fuck is Rey wearing?
Carmella is probably from mastic, so yes.
>heels teaming up with heels
Vince is gonna chew them the fuck out
He and Phillips are laughing at Byron.
They are gonna stop doing this picture in picture shit once they go to FOX right?
It's amazing how much they've screwed up the whole thing when all they had to do was leave it alone. They didn't have to do anything and still found a way to royally fuck it up
>reys outfit
>rey rey's outfit is a black thong
state of it for fuck's sake
a rey mysterio halloween costume
Jesus fucking Christ with the commercials, no shit this is tanking
>wanting to watch more commercials and less wrestling
ya tistic
Carmella Cat vs Pocket Zelina
what say you /smack/?
kek
bros why is rey wearing a thong
Agreed
Zelina is making me diamonds
why does rey have a stylized bikini thong on his tights
Has anyone gotten Carmella to autograph a Carmella cat poster yet?
If not, who will be the first? And don't be a sperg and put the text on it, that'd never fly, just use the image.
Rey looks like an 80 year old man attempting Asuka's ring gear
He's pretty real
>Smackdown rolls on
>Joe is in the ring doing pure strikes
>Awkward silence, waits for commercial spot
>Joe throws Ray outside
>Goes to commercial
Holy fucking lazy exposing the business
Is Vince loving Zelina tonight, or does he just not want the camera on Rey that much?
Zelina
Corey is that you?
Why not?
i see it too user
I fucking love R-Truth
Phillips is such an unlikable cunt
More like Bae Mysterio *snaps sissily*
seems like they've been stealing all the best moves from dead and retired guys a lot recently
Rey will forever be based fuck you never drew dimes faggots
that finisher can legit kill someone
Yikes even commentary roasting rays outfit.
everybody should have a pocket zelina
Jesus Christ, Corey please.
>literally gay mysterio
LIKE A LADY
BRAP LIKE A LADY
Joe should legit try acting when he's done with wrestling. He could be a great character guy.
Dumb frogposter, Facefucker is /our announcer/
KOFI ABOUT TO GET LYNCHED
LIVE
BASED REY!!
Jamoa absolutely boiling
Where did the never drew dimes come from? Wasn’t he second only to Ceba in mercy sales?
I want to pull down that zipper.
D...Do I see labia?
Rey Mysterio v Fat Joe at WM
CENA IS HERE TO SAVE TRUTH
military women make me diamonds.
that's literally sexual assault
Just got back from seeing Captain Marvel with my wifes son. What I miss?
BASED FATASS
user meant is as an insult, as in fuck you, you never drew dimes, you faggots
Before he killed the guy Rey drew massive dimes
Bliss hosting is going to be fun
KO with no reaction already
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i think its pretty funny a blonde midget is hosting wrestlemania
Based Rat
>3 Tag matches
>repeating ppv matches again
this really need to stop
>BRAP LIKE A LADY
i dont get this meme
Fun facts:
My peenus weenus is very hard indeed! Do you know what is hard? Why, my peenus weenus! haha, my peenus weenus!
How does that zipper defy both gravity and the collective will of all mankind?
Teddy Long is back holla holla
GON GO HARD
>that no pop
>that thicc white chick clapping for Mustafa
based
Wow, Shelton Benjamin looks like that?
crickets for Mustafa Ali
Does nugenix work? Asked doctor for TRT and she said no
Mommy Lacey will teach all the nasties from the womemes division how a real classy american lady braps
The put him in a death spot at Fastlane lol
buy Super Male Vitality from infowars life dot com
Remember that Smackdown main event Benoit/Angle vs Rey/Edge? *sips*
but braps are both nasty and unladylike
I AM THE TOP DRAW OF MAIN EVENT
Born and bred job to Apollo and breeze
Losing every match try to brand my name
Alexa bliss..screaming my name
"Can I get a win a win"
I AM THE TOP DRAW OF MAIN EVENT
Banging the WM guess host
rowan catches a thigh slap
Lacey Evans is all about her BACK not braps.
still such a missed opportunity that one time when Ali got his ass kicked that his little energy circle on his chest didn't start blinking red
Hope they've update it by now
whos the Micheals in this faction?
Taiga Saejima
Friendly reminder that the Browns will win the Superb Owl.
>only 3 threads
>smackdown is "winning"
yikes. the absolute state of smackcucks
What type of music do you think DBry listens to while working out?
BASED BRYAN
why is he allowed to steal Sasha Banks' move?
left is pete dunne
wrong
Those are trashy-kardashian brap style, a real blonde white american southern belle braps like a lady
I HAVE TILL FIVE
>tfw you turn on your 360 and see that for the first time
little me was devastated
he doesnt listen to music intentionally because technological devices cause emissions and unnecessary waste
So they brought Ali out to lose and protect KO?
and how does a lady brap?
BASED VINNY MAC
>screws kofi and becky
>still gets cheers
Quiet and in an elegant pose. It smells like roses too.
>Still bowing down to him
Based or cringe
neofolk
Majima is the Michaels. Firmly believe he's what made the series mainstream enough to warrant all the localisations and remasters.
cringe
Twitter comments on Rey's outfit are gold.
Vince has been on SD a lot recently
Is Smackdown constantly falling behind schedule? They keep having people come out while the people from the previous match aren't even gone yet
no pop for Vince, its over
Vince looks like he;s been getting some sleep, he looks really refreshed tonight.
Vince looking good tonight.
They edited the shit out of that promo.
>cut out 99% of the dialogue
Smart move
>15 minute segment for Raw woman's title
PPVs don't matter because we get the same exact matchups every week just format change (fatal 4 way, 6 man tag etc)
we've seen the same shit over and over and over again
YOU DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT ME DIDN'T YOU?
NOW I'M GOING TO SAY IT NOW!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ultra neckbeard cringe
Okay man
true that
Must mean that he's currently leaning towards smack main eventing mania. Kinda makes sense since he probably wants smack to start this "season" strong since they're going to be on fox
NO BLACKS,
HANG BLACKS ON THE ROPE
NO BLACKS
NO BLACKS AT ALLLL
nah they do that on Raw as well
when will vince mcmahon bring back the "KISS MY ASS CLUB"?
Vince looks so fucking weird all skinny with that big head, maybe it is just the slim suit but he looks weird af.
Oh Terry
STING STOP!
THINK OF THE TV DEALS!
Call me a boomer but Social Media and reality television were the worst things to happen to prowrestling
Fuck you
>buy a raw/sd ticket at ringside
>sniff/whiff/inhale like you never did before when lacey walks out the arena
best wrestling experience ever desu lads
Good luck with that primadonna throwing fits against cooling fans and kicker nets
Never. We're still in PG hell.
thought he looked great desu
>leave to grab a drink and take a piss
>commercial still fucking going
holy shit
What if Vince tells Kofi he's going to be the special guest ref for the match?
The McMahons were the worst thing to happen. Also the best.
Vinnie Mac is raycis
>Vince hates pancakes
NIGGERS
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LYNCH THEM ALL HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK NIGGERS
If by "pancakes" you mean "niggers" then yes, yes he does
based kofi making Yea Forumscels seethe
Vince giving guys shots
TV stations just really being strict about runtimes
B A S E D
A
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Vince has a card up his sleeve
Hi lads. what did i miss tonight?
PEOPLE LIKE YOU
PEOPLE LIKE YOU
Baste
People like you?
>Like you
BASED VINCE
But he did say "that match starts now"
god Vince doesn’t look good he shouldn’t be on TV anymore
Vince about to get Summer of 92ed?
STINGER NOOOOOOOOO
Yeah... niggers
Like us?
Should honestly just book Jeff Jarrett for a championship match.
based
WATCH YOUR MOUTH
SHUCK AND JIVE FOR ME
Quit braps usually smell the worst tho
New Day coming out to these gay ass unicorn graphics and serious faces is a mismatch to me brother
I genuinely hope they pull a Booker T at WM
>Big E center
>We never threatened to leave if we don't get what you want
Burying the Revival
>kofi can't cut his own promos
GIBS ME DAT
>you people
Vince created heaven and earth?:?
horses are dangerous. I don't even want to imagine ones with horns.
YOU PEOPLE?!
BASED VINCEKINO
>you people sure don't deserve anything
>We don't threaten to leave when we don't get what we want
Fatal foreway Vince ass
BASED VINCE TEACHING THOSE NEEDY ZOOMERS HOW TO EARN A DIME
>11 years
Who fucking cares? Ryder's been there longer than 11 years. Where's his WWE Title match at Wrestlemania?
Big E and Xavier are turning on Kofi
Thats why giving this fuckhead a title match is cringe
remember when HHH said that we were the Authority and we'd get matches that we want to see?
Vince legit looks near death, he looks sickly
SMACK WINS
wait why is everybody being all meta lately? Talking about indies and kayfabe
PEOPLE LIKE HIM
NO
NIGGERS LIKE HIM DON'T EVER GET TO BE CHAMPION
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES
racism??? yep, must be
DAMN BLACK STONE COLDS LOOK LIKE THAT!!!
Yes he did!
woods putting his PHD to hard work with FACTS and LOGIC
I hope.
Why isn’t Kofi saying anything
why the fuck are they speaking for Kofi?
nigga needs to speak for himself.
why cant new day cut a promo? they deserve this and that, they have no charisma they are anti draws
>Kofi hasn't said a word
A minority of cuckolds don't speak for everyone
Why isn't Kofi talking?
THIS
KOFI BTFO
and this is the reason they have been midcard comedy for a decade
Remember the Sky King's words?
Is it really meta? You don't remember the WCW skits HBK and HHH used to do?
oh wow lmao
Big E and Xavier do the talking
Because both the other 2 are better promos
this is cringe af desu
FUCKING SAVAGE
KOFETTY BOUTA SHED A DING-DONG DIDDLY TEAR, KNOW YOUR ROLE
>You've got these two young bucks here
WAS THAT A YOUNG BUCKS REFERENCE
NEW DAY BREAK UP
FINALLY
is he actually implying that Xavier is better than Kofi?
Kofi is going to flip
damn vince destroyed kofi lol
Kofi's looked like he's about to cry
Kofi has to focus his summer of 92 rape face.
BASED BRYAN COMING FULL CIRCLE
Vince saying the same thing about Kofi that Meltz said about Stevie Ray
Vince is destroying this pancake.
the truth hurts, if he was worthy of being a champion it would have happened long ago
AY HOL UP
B+
jesus this is kind of fucked up
is Vince trying to break up the New Day?
>just a kid with a dream
Fuck off, Bayley
VINCE IS SO FUCKING RIGHT THO
GODDAMN
>Kofi can't talk
Simps the lot of ya
>bust my ass
doubt
How in the fuck does Vince still do promos better than 99% of the roster?
Wait is the new day actually breaking up?
GIV KOFI WHAT HE WANTS
Pancake wankers
>I don't complain
>he's literally complaining right now
RATE THIS SMACKDOWN
10/10
FUCK this anti dimes nigger and his stupid nigger cuckolds fans
>Ayo I'm black and deserve the belt yo
Have you guys seen the white kid snoozing in the background?
>someone like me
because he doesn't need a script
GIBS ME TITLE SHOT
Gib him whut he wants!!!
>Someone like me
OUCH
DO YOU WANT IT KOFI?
>someone like me
oh man
lmao it has nothing to do with race you dumb poltard
MY DING-DONG DIDDLY SONG LOST HIS TOOF
AN I WONT THERE TO BUY HIM SOME GOLD FRONTS VINNY
YOU UNC TOM MUTHA DING-DONG DIDDLY FUCKA
7, not bad
SHIIIIEEET
are they going to wrap this up in 2 minutes?
yeah bro this is gay, all this im so proud and im so lucky, save it for the retirement speech, no body cares and stop the whining we dont pity you fucking faggot
>someone like me
yikes
>all you have to do is beat a bunch of lynch-happy White men
fucking really Vince?
this dark skin gentleman is corny af
Lol does Vince hate koffi
HOLY BASED
>A MAN LIKE ME
It would have been a 8.5 if not for Becky Lynch on the microphone.
number 5 should've been cena
another Kofi gauntlet match?
Swerve
HOLY FUCKING BASED
We got a lynching next week lads
Oh man, I forgot that the show is about to end. Feels weird wanting more instead of just wishing that it was over.
OVER TIME
NOW THAT'S RASSSLINNN'...
if really cant be over soon enough this is so damn cringe
HOLY SHIT
This is stupid
What exactly is Vince trying to do? I don't really get the angle.
a solid 7
is it going to be Kofi by himself, or all of New Day?
>dropping kino smack down for cuck island
i'm just wishing new day was gone desu
KofI has no chance. It over
I know. For a second I had the thought "I can't wait for next week"
>zero fucking reaction to that whole promo
>dude new day is the top merch seller
RACE WARRRR
make him look strong so he actually does look like a contender. lets be honest, kofi has been a bit of a shitter for a while
wtf the back of rowan's shirt says metal lmao
KINO!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's trying to take a relative nobody, Kofi, and build him up so that he will appear to be at the level to compete for the top title after years of jobbing and tag teaming.
Yes, what is this weird feeling. I... I thought it had gone from me forever...
Just by himself
>mistaking no pop for being so enthralled no pop is necessary
Dude, he never trick or treated with his kids, shit was real yo.
Honestly should be Orton vs Bryan
Kofi is underrated promo
orton has been boring for too long
For the past decade they've made over 90% of the people Kofi tried his Trouble in Paradise on dodge or reverse it, now they want to build him up to be a WWE Champ. WWE are bipolar and don't realize they're their own worst enemy sometime.
I honestly don't know why they say they like him, even when Bliss was listing the previous hosts New Day got a mixed reaction
WE'RE GOING TO A RAAACEEE WAAAAAAAAARR
it'd be great if they just beat the living shit out of him, even throw a bladejob and just like that he's out crushing everyone's hopes
it's sort of like finn desu, they've protected the finisher a decent amount but they haven't protected the person who uses it
They do the most chickenshit booking to bitch out their most promising talent, then lament why no one can ever get over. It's fucking mind-boggling. Bray should be the next Undertaker but they've screwed his character all up. That angle where he stole Taker and Kane's power should've elevated him to superstardom but they completely botched it.
Because of shit writing. He got to say whatever the fuck he wanted today and if he went off on Bryan like that it would have set up a good match at Wrestlemania.
This.
this is your chance to pitch the boss, Kofi
GO
>muh boys tooth
what a fucking geek
Trips knows. Dimes would be amazing
Just like nujapan