Smackdown Gamethread #2

Giving AJ Styles a mic was the first mistake.

>Indursty

>indie champion vs homegrown champion feud
gee I wonder whos going over?

This is based lads. I am diamonds

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YOURE SURROUNDED BY MANLETS RANDY

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this is cringe

Bullet dweebs BTFO

AJ BTFO

Smackdown is based lads

ok this is epic

BLANDY BTFO

We shootin

What the fuck is even going on lmao.

S H O O T
H
O
O
T

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RANDY BTFO

Randy is tall as fuck
or AJ is a manlet

Raw is shit these days, Smackdown is where it's at.

INDERSTY

Rollchad here, be sure to stay tuned at the Smack after WM to see the new roll chart.

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2009! 2010! 2011! 2013! RKO! 2014! 2015! HA HA HA!

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Rollin

>indersy
what did randy mean by this?

WITNESS ME

Ding-Dong Diddlyroll

RENT FREE NO MORE
RENTS TOO INDIE FAGGOT

Diamond Cutter or RKO?

RANDY SHOOTING

I'M THE LANDLORD

oh no he stuttered...basically unwatchable.

I'M THE LANDLORD, AND RENT'S DUE YOU SON OF A BITCH

Nice promo Randall

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roll

Holy crap that was the best promo ive seen in....fuck ever

Bullet club drone seething

Randy was doing the best promo of his life until indusry.
Will he Actually Put Effort in for the first Time since Facing Bryan?

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

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Time to find a diddly.

guess he don't want none

roll

roll for Ruby

ON MY TERMS AJ
MY TERMS
RENTS DUE INDIE FAGGOT RENTS FINALLY DUE

new roll chart sounds cool

91
I don't know this chick, but she cute

RENTS DUE

ROLLING

>getting a tan with Dixie Carter
didn't that end with a whore claiming she had AJ's child?

>Harlem Sheet

roll

Rolling. Bless me Khorne with a good wrestling waifu.

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gib

pls give me good sex PLEASE IM VIRGIN!!!

Is this why creative never gives AJ storylines?

rawl

HARLEM HEAT SHOOTING

based and saved

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I like this, but it doesn't feel like a Mania thing you know

Harlem Heat had a based theme

YOUR SURROUNDED BY FLIPPY MANLETS RANDY YOU CAN'T ESCAPE

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THE CUM ALWAYS RISES.... TO THE COCK!

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not bad

harlem heat goat theme

It's hilarious and sad how much better Smackdown is than Raw

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man none of these feuds are organic with this sign pointing

This show just gets better and better, Momsuka!

Didn't watch CM punk in 2011??

roll

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RENTS DUE YOU INDIE HOTDOG EATING MANLET SON OF A BITCH

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how come Orton didn't bring up how AJ was always in factions too?

Oh yea, Asuka exists

I have Mella what will you trade me for?

Gib empress

MARYSE

>RENTS DUE
Based Randy will actually charge his rent unlike all the virgins on this board.

I'm just glad she got something to cover her fat gut

i-indersty

got based sexy jewess

i always get shit

rollin desu id fuck pretty much any of them though

Catanzaro better be on the new one.

Are you going to do the full current roster?

Botching 1 word doesn’t ruin the whole promo faggot. I swear you babies whine about everything but have accomplished nothing in your lives.

pls be good

ASUKA SHOOTING

because Randy doesn't watch indy shit

This Orton/AJ feud has been everything I've wanted. That promo between them just now was insane. I had a shirt. I threw it across the room. I'm hot right now. That was exceptional stuff.

>Roll and get Pirate Cum Princess
>Asuka comes out right afterwards

I'm jizzing fucking DIAMONDS!!!!

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yeah.
imagine you knew back in 2010 orton and aj styles would be at wrestlemania.
seems like it coulda been more exciting idk. still have time to build it i guess

Asuka looks good witht hat belt on

roll

EMPRESS OF MUH DICK

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He doesnt watch indy shit

Based Orton Ethering The Obese Indie Smarks

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finally did it bros

THIS THOT
NOW GIMMIE MELLA

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Why isn't Charlotte ever in any WWE shop ads? Does she really not sell any merch?

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Serious question lads, would you ever fuck an Asuka ?

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put cum on the board

>Wreslters just adding matches to wrestlemana on their own
cringe

ew i got nattie. fucking butterface. still would tho

MOMMY

Orton is K I N O.
AJ is gay.

>Sonya Deville
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mandyfags BTFO

Let Seething commence.

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rollin

She hasn't drawn a ding-dong diddly dime in her entire career

>5 minute commercial breaks every 8 minutes

how the fuck can ameriburgers stomach this shit

it was a challenge retard

>asuka vs sonya match
kino match incoming

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rollan

Hey let's go talk to that fat nigger about a gimmick testosterone booster :D

this is where I pass the baton off to you

As usual yes, plus I'll add some legends to pad the list.

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Reminder that Sonya buried EC3
youtu.be/qzmfyIoRjdM?t=1301

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rollin' for aj

I love that they break kayfabe without being cringy. Rondetty and Pauletty should learn something from them.

we can't, most people just wait till the next day and watch SD on hulu

Hmm interesting image fren.

Rolling

phones

Based
..now please don't have Sonya fucking fluke pin Asuka now

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YOU HAVE A TRADE SIR! I GET THE BRAZILIAN CUTIE WITH THE ABS

unzips

here we go

they’re really keeping that awful Brock render with his face shopped on huh

why are they burying EC3?

It’s making me gag thinking about it

Who do I get.

rolling for the BLACKED slag

Honestly, I wouldn't be mad if it was Asuka vs Sonya at Mania. Sonya is actually pretty good

No one even saw this or knows it exists, so he isn't buried.

YESSSSS
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

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pepe vs Miz might actually be a good match.

Is anybody honestly looking forward to Seth VS Brock?

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I'd love to see Sonya strap fuck Mandy

waits right time to be used

Not bad

the man isn't half bad either

Hes fucking Alexa and cucking Buddy

I want to cum in the devil herself!

Quads

Sonya needs a better theme

>champ out first
>commercial interruption for her

IMPURE
M
P
U
R
E

roll

>Layla
Based

Sonya's entrance is based. damn

Is Asuka going to end up in a handicap match against Mandy and Sonya at WrestleMania?

I like Sonya's theme. It's like a video game battle theme.

>ywn have sonya gf

they fixed the lightshow

Corey is HORNY

She's dropping it

baste respectful japanese crowd

NXT UK and all? Based rollchad

look at dis dood

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what would Mandy Rose think ?

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I want those two thots to drain my balls

>MMA fighter getting hurt by slaps from a Jap

cringe lesbian

That was actually awful

Mandy's ass is making me diamonds

>Mandy botching her spot and making it look intentional

Sonya is just as crap as mandy

roll

No need to fume, boomer.

BURIED

Sonya should get a lesbo rapist gimmick

BASED AUSSIE SHIT POSTERS

seethe harder faggot

they should start a coven of witches gimmick

MUTED

please find a non shitter for Asuka to wrestle

well that was disappointing

I'm ready

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Back to the cuck shed with you Sonya

ummm easy work?

Holy shit the IIconics are legends

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>Sasher and Behlee
God I want to make sweet love to PeyPey and have her dirty talk in Aussie to me

FUCK MY MOUTH LIPSTICK

why do these black haired girls always use way too much bright red lipstick? gross

RATINGS GETTING BTFO

what are they saying

CRUTCH BURIED

>those super tight pants Becky and Mella wear

YES IICONICS TIME

HOLY BASEDOLA PEYTON CAN DRAIN MY BALLS

None left on the current roster I'm afraid. Wait until Rhea or Shayna debut.

Is Mandy decent at anything other than looking good in a bikini

They need to give the Iiconics more TV time. They are hilarious.

Brunette Pey made my penis the big penis

I love the iiconics

ok lets do this again

welp, time to change the channel

>Dana
>last night

So what do people think of the story out there of someone planning to out Becky as a tranny with dox'd info shortly before WM?

>Wings on her shoes

Peyton is making me diamonds

Well, the limp is still there but the crutch is gone

BASED BEX

HNNNNG MANDY'S FUCKING OUTFIT

roll for Chyna

>Rhea and Shayna
>not shitters
KEK

would you ever fuck the iconics Yea Forums ?

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this

Smackdown ratings are currently plummeting bros. SELL

Time to go pals. Make sure to make a post to show whatever cringe is about to come next.

>tfw the Iiconics will never bully you

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or Io and Kairi.

DAMN STONE COLD LOOKS LIKE THAT??!!!

Who the fuck is going to face Asuka
there is literally no one, Mandy & Sonya are clearly out after that, Lacey didn't come out..
Nikki Cross?

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taking bbc probably

this, they hopefully get a good title run soon. They are the best thing on the womens divison right now.

>mfw

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hope it's true, It'd give a reason to watch WM

So her knee is magically better after being worked the whole match sunday? This is all so fucking stupid I hope brock and seth get the ME

You know what, I should've made it cleaner. I was trying to keep the shadows and that was just dumb hubris on my part.

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>Sells leg hard all fucking match two days ago
>Throws crutch and walks to ring 48 hours later

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Ah, I got Layla. That's sort of like getting a Phoenician from an eon ago.

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title won't even be on the line user

who cares

curmin

only billy.

she limped down to the ring you simp

its all good

selling limbs is for midcarders

Rollin' for mah bubble butt waifu, Naomi.

It's called WWE realized how stupid the injury storyline has been

Time for OI AMH GOENG TOO WRESTLE MAYNEEYA

it is
paul heyman and roman reigns said it on raw last night

Whooooooooooooo cares

you guys think I could ever have a chance with one of these two?

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Why didn't she throw the crutch at Fastlane and beat Charlotte clean? There I just fixed the whole PPV.

ew

I hope they do, too so I can stop watching 45 minutes earlier. Seth is a boring shitter and I hope he suffers another ACL injury.

based user turning on his tv just in time for queen goatbex

Based Goob

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then why is she still selling the injury?

its storytelling. her leg is killing her - she's pretending that its not to send a message to ronda and charlotte.

>Becky kicking off the top of the hour

based

>Bliss books herself against Asuka because she is the host of WM
>wins
>plebbit and weebs SEETHE

Dick don't fail me now

Will never happen just like all the other shit rumors

social media doesn't draw a dime

chummin

roll it

DISNEY, MARVEL, HBO AND PEPSI BTFO

Certainly, maybe both of them

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1 BILLION VIEWS
ZERO DIMES

>chelsea green
pretty lucky desu.

Fuk et

Based

Rolling for who i will have a cheely wank to insted of watching Smackdown

she won't be on the show

why WWF brags about having 900,000,000 poor shitskin pajeet. mexican, huehuehue brazilian followers.

How many white followers do you have, that is all that matters

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>there are people who have social media
>there are people who follow official wwe bullshit

Carmella

I'll fuckin' kill you, m8. You'd better stay up all night and talk about video games.

yang

that would be so cool, Peyton could be my girlfriend maybe.

Pleshow titre defense

It's bad writing and since they're keeping it up. They're giving the ending away.

They have to be double counting followers to hit htat one billion right?
Like one mark follows 100+ wrestlers each on all platforms, that counts at 500 follows right?

Lucky bastard

roll it again

reminder of the irony that Ronda actually DOES care about her reputation

Somebody make a gif of Becky looking into the crowd with that forced smile. That was hilarious.

peyton is with tye dillinger or whatever his name is (the perfect 10 meme guy)

>poojeets
>people
you can pick only one

What the fuck did she said?

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WWE IS FAKE

>main event

Seth BTFO

...

Doesn't matter, let a motherfucker dream

this promo has now taken more time then the Asuka match

I'm still confused as to why Charles is in this match

:/ well maybe I could be friends with her and Billie at least. We could hang out and go eat and stuff and talk about our days

Do Bexcels even defend this cringe anymore?

This irish slag is hard on the ears.

becky gave her the match
just like ali gave kofi the match

Based Bex crushing the autismongoloid

so this is how robert oppenheimer felt

She is the only one that can work a match plus she is taking the fall

You know what? You could pick any 12 women off the roster and fuck them. I believe in you

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shes giving me a fucking headache

to carry it and probably beucase rondas ego couldnt handle losing

>ya lil weirdo

jeez becky's heat has evaporated

not sure what you mean by this but the jaggedness is probably from my trackpad

Because this feud fucking sucks

WOOOOOOO

>you'll never pull down the queen's pantsu and rick her asshorru whilst she still wears a skirt

Smackdown wins again it cant stop winning.

BASED VINCE

I would kill for that opportunity.