Smackdown Game Thread #1

HERE COMES THE PEPE

Y las velas papá?

Billie Kay

lMAO

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hi

naomi

HERE COMES THE PEPE

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Already more heat than the entirety of RAM

MONEY

Here comes the Pepe and cumming in Carmella already done

GOD DAMNIT
I just got home from Burger King and I got 20 nuggets and a double cheeseburger and those stupid mother fuckers only gave me 10 nuggets. Why can't those fucking kids do their job right? This always happens. AND they were out of Zesty sauce AND Spicy nuggets

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KNACK TWO THE FUTURE

smackDIMES

HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT

Miz's dad looks like the worst kind of person

Yeah its called charisma, Shane has it and none of the geeks on the full time roster do.

WHATS UP LOCAL CITY? YOUR SPORTS TEAMS SUCK

ya seethin

Rawtists can't handle this level of heat.

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That’s what you get for eating at Nigger King

>fans invested into a storyline
SMACK WON

guys he didn't shuffle

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BASFE SMACKINO

I just got here did I miss anything?

He ruined the cake! He IS the worst type of person.

WWE has been really good at giving people heat lately lol.

I STILL LOVE YOU SHANE!

SAY IT CORDEN

wow they actually made shane vs miz storyline work

hottie and checked

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Dana Brooke

>I STILL LOVE YOU SHANE

BASED SHANE

Based Justy Silverman

They’ve always been good at it. They suck at babyfaces.

YIKES YIKES YIKES

WTF I love Shane now.

Leave Greg alone.

Is Attitude Era Shane back?

Shoulda shouted DING-DONG DIDDLY at the top of his lungs

Shane going over the Miz clean at Mania isnt he?

WE WANT KOFI

BASED DOLLA DOLLA

WE WANT PEPE

based crowd

WE WANT KOFI CHANTS TEARING THE STADIUM DOWN BASED

We have a fucking hat down!

im sick of it.

Kairi

why do they want coffee so bad?

So what do people think of the story out there of someone planning to out Becky as a tranny with dox'd info shortly before WM?

but shane you literally have a motorcycle garage that rents space that's all I want to know how to do

I don't see why not. He usually jobs at big events for wrestlers, but Miz can take the L and be fine.

well a thing is about good guys vs bad guys is you really need a bad guy / conflict more than you need a good guy. Heros are created, they aren't born. You need some all evil powerful bad guy to create a hero to over come it.

>Miz used Shane to get ahead
>Shane is the heel for pointing it out

>DING-DONG DIDDLYYYYYY
>CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>DING-DONG DIDDLYYYYYY
>CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>DING-DONG DIDDLYYYYYY
>CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

>why do people make me do my job
FUCK YOU SHANE

owo
AJ

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Time zone difference. It’s actually very early in the morning there

Shane was the heel for inserting himself into the tournament in the first place.

Shane's a sadist. Fuck me senpai

>racist dad
>skank sister
>white privelage personified
Yeah fuck Shane

How can she be good at kissing when she's never done it before?

BASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

a classic full heel turn

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based and fakedpotatofacepilled

>ko is now in the smackdown roster
>ko vs shane storyline soon

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>I had such an amazing time beating your ass
>I'm the best in the world

Shane's Punk in a life-like Impossible Mission Force mask confirmed

Imagine any sort of promotion where Shane is kayfabe "Best in the World".... he's not even the best on Smackdown from a sheer booking point of view

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Baked potato

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Just wait.

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HOLY BASEDOLA GIVE PEPE THE STRAPOLA

Goddamn I'm tired shane getting a match every year

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Moody

>Kofi will get a wrestlemania opportunity
they're really just gonna repeat WM30?

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>another Becko and Charles segment
cringe

t. fag who thought cm punk was best in the world

God I'd love to watch Aleister and Zelina fuck

>memext shitters AGAIN

I'm out

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>9 minutes of kino heel Shane
>now 20 minutes of Aleister Nap cringe
oof

POST THE SONG PUNKFROG

HOT DAMN GIVE SHANE THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE THIS GUY IS READY

Aleister black hates bimbos

why are these assholes still appearing every show

>Shadman

NO MAN IS EVER TRULY DONG

im not
hes great

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when's Johnny Gargano?

>FLIPPY BULLSHIT INCOMING.

Ricoshit will be dead if he keeps wrestling every day of the week

time for some edgy emo shit, completely 4channel's style

Lads, which shows should I buy tickets for in toronto summerslam weekend?

NO DONG IS EVER TRULY DID
...LY

NO DING IS TRULY DONG

>KICKING OFF THE SHOW WITH THESE MANLET NXT FLIPPY SHITTERS
lol do they even care about the ratings?

Shut up Phil

that is some badass font for Black tbqhwy

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>that one night where they hyped up all the NXT faggots
>weeks later only give these two fucks contains matches

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Jesus Aleister and Ricochet are on every show, just stop. And they don't even have an entrance together even though they're a team now supposedly. This is dumb

What are some bands with a similar sound to aleisters theme?

wednesday night on nxt

he looks like he's extremely racist too.

So what's the tag match going to be at Mania and are Black and Ricoshit going over?

>8 man tag
just kill me already

>2 minutes of Black just standing around

riveting television

Why don't they do cage matches on Weekly shows any more?
Why the FUCK isn't Ronda having submission matches for the title. since theres this whole arm bar nonsense going on? if this was 2005 Ronda would be doing an Armbar challenge against the strongest women on the roster and actually giving women personality. WWE writing is weird nowadays, they overlook great chances It's like this instant gratification generation really effected the flow of the show.

And why the fuck are Rusev and Nak a tag team? why are Black and Richochet a tag team? what happened to singles matches.

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
NO DONG IS EVER TRULY DID LY
I DO THE DING YOU'D NEVER DONG
AND WE'LL BE DING-DONG DIDDLY

Hopefully suffering a catastrophic life-ending injury.

Ciampa is inured and plans went up in smoke

Ricochet and Aleister shouldn't even be a tag team

I looked away, was it his NXT font finally?

Why does Kingston get a title shot at wrestlemania but guys like Nakamura don't?

Whats the odds on Becko smashing a cell phone tonight?

Well, they moved Ronda/Becky out of the third hour of RAW at least

Indeed

That would actually make him based

Holy shit you are one worked mark

Cringe Against the Machine

because nakamura no spleak engrish

>have heavy machinery who are a tag team stable
>push two random ass fuck together to tag team instead

What is Vince's endgame?

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Nakamura had one last year

Have Black and Ricochet lost yet? I'm getting sick of it.

you guys getting a free bottle of Nugenix?

which is also why asuka doesn’t have the title right now

based

matt looking good. he still probably can barely move but he looks good

Pushing the Dusty Classic

league of nations 2.0

Neither does Kingston

It’s the League of Nations

But she does

Giving them carrer ending injuries thanks to overworking.

oh wow the hardy boys

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MATTITUDE MENTIONED
MATTITUDE MENTIONED
MATTITUDE MENTIONED
MATTITUDE MENTIONED
MATTITUDE MENTIONED
MATTITUDE MENTIONED

why tf is matt dressed like its 1998

8 man tag matches are just too much going on. It's like "10 minutes of 8 wrestlers showing off where the winner doesn't matter"

they officially dropped the Woke Matt gimmick?

When did you realize soi cuckolds were the ones ruining wrestling and not the children who cheered for John Cena.

He hasn't been that thin in quite some time.

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Does the brand split even exist anymore? So much crossover they should just do away with it.

AJ's best look

I thought Matt retired?

New Mattitude Era confirmed

So wait are the Hardy Boys back? no more weird post modern art Broken Matt stuff?

AJ should cut his hair this length again. He looks stupid with should length hair.

It's Wrestlemania season simp

someone template this!

i literally inject test, so no jewish gimicks for me

>Fightful reports that WWE and Eminem have struck a deal that will see Slim Shady implemented in WWE programming in a couple of ways.

>Eminem will be providing the soundtrack for the upcoming WWE 2K20 video game, but that’s not all. There is also the thought that Eminem will appear on SmackDown Live later in 2019 after their Fox move. This could be part of their initial launch as well. It would certainly be a ratings boost if they were able to get him to make an appearance.

>On top of that, WWE is also planning on making Eminem his own custom title belt. We can only imagine how he will use that in the future so let’s hope all of this happens.

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>missed all the entrances because of a commercial break

lads, is it just cuz im really damned high, or does matt hardy legit look like hes in phenominal shape, and decent cardio ?

>Yea Forumsj st/y/les

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Matt Hardy moves like a cheap action figure
like his elbows and knees cannot bend

Is there any way to renew tag team wrestling? Every match has the same fucking spots.

How exactly did Rusev become a heel again?

based. I like attitude era 2.0 already.

Is it time bros?

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beating the shit out of r-truth after losing the us title to him

yes that’s the angle you dumb mark, Shane is full of himself

Well, he's not and he doesn't, so

Ciampa bumped his neck to sawdust and now we don't get johnny gargano. great

Did Graves just call Jeff Hardy a charismatic nigga?

sounds cool tbfh

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what a fucking slut

WWE with their hand firmly on the pulse of 1999

>heated toilet seat
Definitely ahead of his time.

Why Ricochet and Black even teamed together right now? Richochet should be chasing the International Title or something against Balor and Black should be gagging on a fat cock in the locker room where he belongs

It's always time.

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I juggle for fun and children are the best desu. They love even the simplest stuff and give thr most money. While adults just bitch at me and say weird stuff anf give no money or start fights for whatever reason. Kids are based, adults are shit.

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cringe shitter that has sucked for 15 years

>flossing niggers at universal studios
based disney world wins again

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Is Disney world / universal studios fun? or is just a jewish trap?

>everybody gets kicked in the face
we AAA now?

wanna watch smackdown?

basedstream.com/
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>that Cesaro sell

Disney is only fun for kids. Universal is fun if you go during an off season where there aren't that many people

>In Florida

What do you think?

I think Sword and Shield will be good.

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matt moves around like cotton hill

Did Jeff just an hero himself?

disney is literally my favorite place on the planet.
i cash out like $4k on a trip every couple years with my gf.
i grew up going a lot, some people just don't get it idk

I live in Florida and have never been. Florida is super fun, but idk if Disney is for me.

CHIMP OUT!!

>Kofi threw Matt out
Uh

I GOTS NO SHINS

>MGK has relationship with WWE
>MGK beefing with Eminem
>WWE signs deal with Eminem

Wew, lads.

>chimp out
HOLY BASED

I'm gonna work on the text I'm not 100% satisfied with it.. 8/10 concept but 4/10 execution. I tried.

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>faces do heel things

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WE

Look at what happens when the Bulbasaurs come to town.

there are A LOT of botches right now during this segment I've noticed.

That whole beef was a work

Honestly this is the freshest New Day angle in awhile, it's time they acted a little serious and mad when the stakes are high.

>niggers chimp out when they don't get what they want

that knee slap

WUZ

You mean old fashion attitude era revenge.

DUDE DISCOUNT BRISCOES

What are the odds Kofi will even win anything? All this shit just for the opportunity
If he gets the chance and loses anyways, will he quit the business?

WELCOME

Usos + New Day = The Nation 2.0

based

WAIT
Heel New Day?
Or
Fed Up New Day?

I like the good guy, finally overcomes adversery and fights for their rights.

>their gimmick is they go to the penitentiary

Can't wait for Bryan to go over clean on this nigger in front of 70,000 marks

BASED ISLAND NIGGERS

Who does the Usos gimmick appeal to? I honestly can't think of a demograph that it isn't either cringe or offensive to.

I love the Usos so much

>randy

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I noticed fans don't really hold up signs any more. Wonder what stopped that.

LOCKDOWN DUI

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ORIGINAL MAN

Cringe as fuck.

this guy

>its actually kayfabe

AHAHAHA I'M GONNA DING-DONG DIDDLY SAY IT

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Is this ironic racism, unironic racism, or post-ironic racism?

Cringe, Usos are based as fuck.

Fuck off his a great worker

it’s not a gimmick

>New York Screwjob to drag this shit out to Summerslam

As we learned last year, they don't give a shit about using Wrestlemania to resolve anything anymore.

umm...guys

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They didn't fight the Hardy boys so they aren't heel yet.

DO NOT

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he's also a wandering sleeping pill

he is comfy isn't he?

Go on, brother.

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white man better stand down and properly award the belt to the undeserving poc

Why did nobody tell me about /wooo/tube

>actually believing they had beef

Lmao

>WHOWHOWHOA ! BACK UP USS !

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How many DUIs do you need before prison?

>nu-minem
Yikes, no thanks

>Bongistan

People got lazy. Gone are the days of high school jocks and college chads showing up. The stands are filled with lazy disgusting virgins these days.

White guilt people who look like pic related

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wat

how much money you got?

After people started bringing NJPW and AEW signs they pretty much banned them

>threw up from porn
lol

stop watching porn ya tranny loving degenerate

id watch it

>Fuck off his a great worker
>Fuck off his a great
>Fuck off his a
>Fuck off his
>off his
>his
The shitty shantytown of your English.

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at least they kind of have a gimmick
what the fuck are the New Day even supposed to be? Friendly black guys who support youth culture? It's pretty odd

Usos have character at least, even if it is "2 tough urban samoan twins"

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is this saying that one mother watched rape porn for research and quit their group, or that the group of mothers started making rapey porn so she quit?

the people who played def jam

It's a victimless crime

RANDY SHOOTING

Indy shitters destroyed.

DIXIE CARTER

BINGO HALLS

BASED FUCKING ORTON BURYING THE INDIES

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BASED RANDALL

>inb4 BBAJ will obliterate him now and at mania
based

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BASED VIPER

BINGO HALLS
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DIXIE CARTER
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DIXIE CARTER

New Day's gimmick is pretty much minstrel dancers that white people love to cheer for.

Yeah okay retard

>it's a RKinO episode
Based

randy went there

WWE IS FAKE!!!!

BASED AS FUCK SNEK

get a job

Theme park wrestlers on suicide watch.

>AJ WAS WRESTLING IN BINGO HALLS FOR A HOTDOG AND A FIRM HANDSHAKE

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

indies BTFO

AND THE BEDROOM RANDY SNORETON DECORATED

FIRED UP RANDY

>9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15

Counting with the Viper.

Will EC3 just sit back and let Randy shit-talk his aunt like that

shots fired

AJ jiggling around with his head down right before his music starts is always silly

INDIE SHITTERS BTFO

Randy is based as fuck making the smark dweebs seethe

is the RKO the greatest finisher ever?

RANDY SHOOTIN FROM THE HIP

Funny how BOREton makes fun of AJ for wrestling in front of 12 people when that's how many people are at Smackdown

who's Dicks E. Carder?

DIXIE CARTER

point stands fucker.

>Randy actually giving a shit
dis gun be good

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dixie is wwe canon

Is this a shoot now?

AJ STYLES BTFO

>getting a tan with Dixie Carter
didn't that end with a whore claiming she had AJ's child?

good but erase everything but MATT FACTS

that was a good promo by Orton

Probably more passion seen from Orton in a decade

STOP EXPOSING THE BUSINESS

>he just skipped right over Japan
The Vince fears the Japs

AJ SHOOTING

Shits getting good

lel

KNOCK OFF DIAMOND CUTTER

KNOCKOFF DIAMOND CUTTER

What was the point of Styles punching Vince if he is still a cuck?

>IM COUNTING SHEEP UP IN MY HEAD
>ITS MUCH MORE BETTER THAN XANAX
>IM OFF TO BED

>YOU GOT YOUR NYQUIL, ROBOTUSSIN,
>ALL THESE MEDS TO KNOCK YOU OUT
>BUT WHEN ORTONS ON YOUR TV
>YOU HAVE NO PROBLEMS PASSING OUT

>HE HAS A VOICE THAT MAKES ME SLEEPY
>HAS THE POWER TO SEDATE
>ALL HIS MATCHES ARE A BOREFEST
>OFF TO BED I CANNOT WAIT

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how is that man in the yellow floating

new

WTF THIS IS BASED

Bullet dorks BTFO

Smarks vs Anti-Smarks: the match

BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK

IT’S A SHOOT

This is so much better than HHH vs Batista's meta feud

IS THIS A YOUNG BUCKS REFERENCE

O SHIT RANDY SHOOTING BACK
O SHIT AJ SHOT BACK

This shits actually getting good

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TNAs indy now

cornball AJ getting booed

>didn't mention NJPW
they're shaking in their boots

>Giving women freedom
Why?

Someone needs to neck these writers, this shit is terrible.

>indies buried
>evolution buried
>wyatt family buried
holy fuck

depends on the state, Arizona you're pretty much guaranteed 21 days on your first offense

ftfy

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He was saying they helped/babysat Orton, but you do you champ.

Are they just directing it or starring in it?

based aj calling shitters when he sees em

Both

Unironically want to watch this. If only to see what level of plowing these thotties deem acceptable for children.

Shut the fuck up you faggot before you meet my dagger