>work in Tesco
>serving a customer at the till
>"That'll be £13.60 mate, have you got a Clubcard?"
>he hands it to me
>it says 'John Romanetti'
>Romanetti
>start laughing
>customer asks what's so funny
>tears of laughter running down my face
>he's getting angry
>manager sees all of this
>get sacked and now on the dol at the jobcentre
fuck sake Yea Forums
That's funny but I feel sorry for you that you have to work a peasant job
that's nostalgic but fuck off carter
I was on a date with a girl and near the end I said “ding dong diddly” and she gave me a weird look.
There was no second date.
didnt happen
Imagine being this much of a mark loser thats gets fired over incel board memes
Should have ding-dong diddly gave her a stunner
HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED
Tesco clubcards don't have names on them
Yes they do?
The dole ain't so bad, just make up a chronic illness so you don't gave to goto the job shop.
Just in case anyone thinks I'm trying to work anyone into a shoot.
Every little ding-dong diddly helps
Morrisons is infinitely better.
BASED OP
Fuck off mate I make like, £9.80 an hour or something just as a CA at an Express. A lot of fitties work at my shop too.
Don't know if ding-dong diddly based or ding-dong diddly cringe
I'm leaning ding-dong diddly based
definitely ding-dong diddly cringe
BASEF
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>he hands it to me
Maybe these dumb americunts fall for your story, but anybody who's actually a ding dong britfag like me knows your full of shit.
What do you mean?
op proved it though ding-dong diddly seethe some more
>larping that you work at fucking Tesco
HOLY CRINGEOLA
Absolutely BASED.
BASED and redpilled. Women, Romanetti, Yea Forums and normies seething.
And ESPECIALLY e-drones.
GIVE HIM THE DING-DONG DIDDLY STRAP VINCE
Former employee here. When did they stop calling it Privilegecard?
Don't know, still have mine :^)
tfw work in an argos and whenever something comes to 6.66 66.6 666 i say how devilish and they laugh feels good desu
HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY DIMES
You should’ve given Romanetti 15 pure strikes for working you into an authority angle with your boss
check your tesco privilege
Wtf is tesco?
Little english Wal-marts
>bongs literally need a loicense for their privilege
DIMES
Quirky XD
>letting shitskin Italians in your country
>dol
Confirmed for fake.
Think that's bad?
One girl I worked with at the last job came back after like 3-4 months back home.
She literally looked like Sarah Logan
It got to the point I made her uncomfortable staring at her tits and ass too much
I had to leave and get a new job. That pays more and lets me watch things at work but boy do I miss my Sarah Logan I use to sexually harass
>hurr typos don't happen
brainlet
should have threatened to sue your manager for firing you without having a termination license