Why did Triple H Big League the Miz?

>Betas

Let's recap
MIZ
-one of the most respected workers backstage
-married Maryse
-star of the Marine 5
-multiple time champ
-talented
-never injured
-draws heat
-has his own show
-outlasted Benoit in a life match
-beat JBL in a fertility clinic match
-makes CM Puke seethe
-millionaire
-got his dad over
-beloved by fans
-elevates whoever he's wrestling with

TRIPLE GAYTCH
-politicking bitch
-married dog faced half-man mutant Steph McMahon
-The Chaperoh no no no noHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
-reign of error
-lazy worker
-tears quads like BIG DADDY BITCH
-resorts to breaking kayfabe all the time
-doesn't have a tv show
-Even CM Cuck was more popular than him
-Sabotages people like a bitch (Scott Steiner etc)
-needs multiple gimmicks to get over
-people are indifferent towards him
-he'll never be more popular than HBK

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Holy frickin based!

>-talented
That's gonna be a no from me senpai.

Miz got thrown out of the locker room for six months by Alpha Benoit, cry harder Jizz

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>-never injured
Honestly this is probably the only truly impressive thing about Miz's tenure with the company.

BASED

Lil Chrissy got thrown out of existence for the rest of eternity by Alpha Mike, cry harder Bendead

Killed his wife and kid like an alpha actually

this is one of the four or so times in his entire life that paul was based

>what story are you trying to tell?
i know it's a work, but the entire creative department should be forced to stand in front of that sign and really think about what they've done

based miz

they write for Vince or they get fired and Vince doesn't watch the product so there is no story to tell.

Miz is and was a self assured cunt, Hunter just wanted to knock him down a peg

The Miz is one of the most respected wrestlers in the WWE locker room today.

Vince Russo thinks that Miz would've been a mega star in the Attitude Era: ringsidenews.com/2017/05/08/vince-russos-brand-recap-miz-wrong-era-sheamus-reckless-worker-wwes-double-standard/

Eric Bischoff loved the Miz promo on Daniel Bryan on Talking Smack: youtube.com/watch?v=fRDx5hRm6oU

Spoony went from hating Miz to saying Miz is the best worker on Raw today: youtu.be/PLxRwyO5l-U?t=11m50s

twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status/864510396572606467

Steve Austin says that the Miz entertains him: youtu.be/BLdFR9CNzl0?t=32s

Mickey James appreciates the Miz: twitter.com/MickieJames/status/899807247127248898

Even Dave Meltzer likes Miz's promo on Reigns and Cena: youtube.com/watch?v=p3KHIBJvYgk

Even John Cena respects the Miz: youtu.be/FScRm8eTWYc?t=2m17s

Even Rolling Stone named Miz as the Wrestler of the Year 2017: rollingstone.com/sports/features/wwe-wrestler-of-the-year-the-miz-w514141

Even Ryback calls Miz the Best Natural Wrester Ever: wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2018/0203/636649/ryback-thinks-wwe-raw-star-is-one-of-the-best-wrestlers-of-all/

Ric Flair calls Miz the Greatest Heel in Wrestling Today: wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2018/0305/637587/the-miz-reacts-to-ric-flair-saying-he-the-best-heel-in-wrestling/

Jeff Jarrett praises the Miz, saying, "You're doing the Intercontinental Title proud!" twitter.com/cagesideseats/status/982445260428242944

In his podcast with Christian, Edge calls Miz as someone who keeps recreating and reinventing himself: youtu.be/S7-4Iw1mFS8?t=18m58s

Tyler Breeze calls Miz unselfish in the Edge and Christian Podcast: youtu.be/S7-4Iw1mFS8?t=19m41s

Taz also acknowledges how Miz reinvents himself constantly: youtube.com/watch?v=WSXaKxbNsfg&feature=youtu.be&t=11m14s

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I legitimately think Yea Forums puts way too much thoughts into this. Paul might just have had a human bug and didn't immediately realize that Miz was trying to shake his hand. Stupid shits happen all the time in humans interactions.

He’s honestly the GOAT at the safe WWE performance center style they teach you. Play up your character, take some breaks in your matches, run the ropes and do a few big spots to finish.
It’s boring but it’ll help you survive 300+ days a year of working

worked

>that cuck face on mizcarder after he gets BTFO
fucking lmao don't walk in like you own the place when you're paying your dues ya fucking simp

Based MizPoster

i think he just let a little bit of his dislike for him come out in a moment like that. hhh is just like guys like benoit, harley race, punk, etc. he was probably lobbying hard against miz being made champ for the same reasons punk hated the idea. at the end of the day he cares a lot about the wrestling side of the wwe and this probably bothered him alot.

memes aside, maybe if benoit hadn't acted like such a prick all the time he would have had an easier time asking for help when his downward spiral started instead of not being able to because he expected back all the shit he'd dished out from the locker room and then some

what about that gnarly concussion he got from cena at WM

yet indie manlets do

Worked

Holy ding-dong diddly worked

yeah it's miraculous that no one ever tagged him for real for being a shitter

You're getting worked. Triple H shakes his hand straight after the gif cuts off.

Alphas don't kill women and children. Hyper aggressive, weak-minded manlets do that.

his brain was bumped into near retardation. He had the emotional maturity of a 4 year old but he was roided to heavens

He was injured in the best of the world tournament

bullshit, shitty psuedo science, he didn't have a 80 year old alzheimer's patients brain either, Nowinski just made it up to get more funding

Someone post the miz accomplishment pasta

So he was perfectly sane when he raped his kid and dog?

He had plenty of friends still. Jericho, Chavo, etc.

Committing murder is a pretty natural thing, most of your ancestors have probably done it, they had a history of being violent people, deep rooted hatred can grow in long term relatonships, he probably killed the kid because he knew it was a fucked situation