It's another smoke and mirrors no DQ Gaytch match at Wrestlemania because he can't have a good non-stipulation singles...

>it's another smoke and mirrors no DQ Gaytch match at Wrestlemania because he can't have a good non-stipulation singles match in his life

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his no-DQ ones haven't been any good in recent years either

>expecting a 50 year old man to have good lengthy singles matches

Are you dumb senpai?

Maybe that should be a sign that Paul needs to fuck off then.

Or maybe he should actually run the business behind the scenes now instead of stroking his ego with his yearly entitled mania match?

He's still a draw and probably still the best storyteller in the company.

>le breaks fourth wall man to advance story
>storytelling

suzuki had arguably the best match at WK 2018 at the same age that paul is now

No ones ever done that and had neckbeards cumming their pants before (and in fairness that was the best WWE story for a long long time)

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Nobody cares about Who Japan stop posting in E-Chad threads to leech off their worldwide brand stupid weeb simps

Ok? lol

you're right, no wwe wrestler should be expected to have matches as good as new japan

>Be Nu Japanlet
>only cares about match quality

ding-dong diddly fried brains

actually i prefer stories and characters to match quality
that's what i watch new japan

>prefers Who Japan
>feels the need to post and brag in E related thread

RENT FREE

Maybe he should put his ego aside and stop booking himself in thirty minute matches.

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So you want another Orton HHH fiasco? This feud warrants the stipulation

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That's not the point ya brainlet

>Choppa your pee pee #1 vs Choppa your pee pee #2
>draws no yen from live castration

Why are Japs so retarded??

This man is a cuckold i fucked his wife when they were on tour in the village of Shripunata in India.

Bob Backlund could do it at 50 with ease.

BASED Pajeet

There has never been a good one on one match with no stipulation

Ever

The problem is, when Punk did it he didn't expose the fucking business. He basically reinforced kayfabe with this promo. The gist of it was ''yeah, there's backstage politics that influence who gets pushed but the characters and matches are real and i'm gonna fuck the company over by winning and leaving with the belt''. Paul just went ''Wrestling is fake but this one match is gonna be real''.

E Drones btfo

look on the bright side lads, you can skip this match and the show will only be 8 and a half hours long

Triple H has literally never had a good non-stipulation match.

The truest post ever made on this board.

NuJapanlets are WWE fans but in denial.

vs The Rock at Backlash 2000.
vs Chris Benoit at No Mercy 2000.

.mmmm

I wouldn't mind Triple H's yearly Wrestlemania matches if they were kept short desu. Guy can still got at his age but not for 30 min.
People gave shit for Taker/Cena last year but at least it was 5 minutes long.

You're all complaining now, but when DX comes out to help HHH and Chyna crawls out from under the ring, you all will be flipping your shit like the marks you are.

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Then maybe he shouldn't be in the ring anymore?

sorry i was watching WCW/NWO not DX cringe

That match was shit

>no holds barred between two guys who really hate each other
>will start with chain wrestling like any of Haitch's big mania matches from the past decade

Vs Shawn Michaels on Raw December 03

Batista can't either. Both guys are pushing 50 years old, and haven't worked a 20 minute wrestling match in a long time.

They were ok matches.
This was the only great non-stipulation match of his life

Nah he's an old timer, we all enjoy the "Game" , it's old school. It's College. Fuckin video game orchestra flippy shit monkeys couldn't give me the sense of warmth listening to the Game theme song play one more time. Are flippy manlet worshippers like you mentally blocked or something

also liger vs bone soldier