RAW Gamethread #5
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>>g-give it to me, hunter-sama!
wow wrestling is pretty gay
WHAT DO YOU WANT, Yea Forums?
GIVE IT TO ME
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
Is Basedtista there tonight?
GIMME GIMME GIMME
this shit is gay as fuck
I guess it's not called mandrama for nothing
You simps that promo was REAL
That was Paul Levesque talking to Dave Batista.
Is Batista the biggest alpha asian to ever exist?
Ive never seen an asian look like that. WTF is he
I WANNA DING-DONG DIDDLY LOSE MY VIRGINITY
GIVE IT TO ME, HUNTER
>paul brought batista back just to get his win back
I won't be surprised if cunter cured roman's leukemia just to get his win back at summerslam. hell, if he could he would bring warrior to life just to bury him at wrestlemania
>not an I quit match
Gay
GIVE
YO ILL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT
WHAT I REALLY, REALLY WANT
>play the game's game
Sasha and Bliss leaks
DAVE! GIVE IT TO ME, DAVE. GIVE IT TO THESE PEOPLE. IS THERE A DISCONNECT?
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT ASP
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT
GIVE IT TO ME
>50 minutes left
What's it like fucking a black chick, Yea Forums?
HEAD!!!!!
God that was fucking bad. Batista deserves better. Fuck triple H sucks
GIVE IT TO ME HUNTER
(UH HUH, UH HUH)
AND ALL THE Yea ForumsIES SAY IM PRETTY FLY
FOR A GAY GUY
>GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
>NO
>GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
>ARIGHT FINE
>okay thank you sir
you tell me
Scary Spice was the hottest one.
But Batista wants to lose to HHH at Mania lol.
Sporty was KINO taste
basedista no selling paul’s promo
Dave forgot his lines didn't he?
>I wanted to stay away from you
>that's why I came back
>give it to me senpai!
Wrong. It's Paul Levesque talking to Dave BaUtista
gf.
so in kayfabe Batista wants this match so he can take himself and Hunter out of WWE forever, because they are all bad people who learned from the worst, Ric?
or what?
That would be Takayama
Fuck Pearlman but this new hellboy looks like pure fucking trash
how do I watch this at 6 instead of 9
Wanted Baby to call me Daddy
based autist dave
How are the memes for this HHH v Batista match keep out doing themselves every week?
Base drooltista working you marks into a spit shoot!
Seriously though, has the past year been the absolute worst year of WWE/WWF writing and storytelling in modern history?
Cause he wants to beat Gaytchs gay ass one last time lmao
Trap braps?
>no rules
>HHH brings his sledgehammer
>Batista brings his knives
this is fair, right?
I will never go to Texas Wesleyan after that fucking commercial
Best Then
>Ginger Spice
Best Now
>Sporty Spice
Dave should go out on hos back tbqhwy
>tfw no gf
RAW has had some pretty bad crowds lately, this crowd is incredibly ambivalent
they should settle it with a DANCEOFF
which would you rather watch Yea Forums: trips vs batista hardcore match?
or trips/batista hardcore gay sex scene?
Imagine if he comes out at WM as Drax, though.
again, who was the jannetty?
Hmm its been the most messy but at least Horswaggle wasent being spanked and Cena wasn't main eventing with Great Khali
gamora
Trips comes out as Thor
Why'd you say the same thing twice
baby oc
>angle
wtf is he doing now
>"IT WILL BE ME, YOU, AND JAMES GUNN IN A TRIPLE THREAT CHEESE PIZZA MATCH"
Jess Christ Hunter
based Dave with the big call back
Any point in watching the rest?
Reminder that Kurt Angle is the actual GOAT despite wasting his talent in TNA for so long.
he's a flip which means he is mutt as fuck
merle
>mfw he comes out w/ James Gunn at Mania
didnt kurt try and retire last week?
bet someone interrupts him, they have a sendoff mania match
what are the odds hhh comes out as thanos?
please stop doing this to Kurt
Hunter will be Thanos
how were they supposed to be hype for that literal gay ass promo?
Scary is way hotter now, Sporty had cute little titlets
Flair comes out as Rocket Raccoon
Base drooltista
>The Olympics, that was real wrestling unlike this fake crap I've done for 20 years
Smells like newports and shea butter. Ridiculous berserk orgasms. Like you’re afraid she’s shoot about to die.
f
Rare octuple jannetty
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
I DRAW THE DIMES INSIDE THIS FED OF MANLETS
A PLACE WHERE NO ONE DRAWS BUT ME
I DRAW ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE
that twink bitch who felt emotions or the ethnic woman dressed up in green paint
don't crye kurt
>we will never get another prime Kurt Angle
;_;
Groot is the michaels of the guardians and draws more dimes.
The rest are jannetties.
>wasting his talent
hang yourself and show us the video friend
who will be his mania match?
I really really really wanna zig a zig zow!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT DOES EVERYBODY NEED?
Kurt Angle, never a big fan of the black people
You know very well it's his time.
based SALIVA
hahahahahhahahahaha
Apollo Crickets of all people.
Who is he facing, Yea Forums?
They gave him a lighter schedule and enabled him to keep going for years when the WWE workload would have killed him
>Kurt retiring
>Dave retiring
What with these? This is the way WWE covering up the fact that there will be no Undertaker this WM?
HELL YEAH
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press f for kurt's carreer
Yea Forums, GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!
:D
who should be kurts final opponent?
And the crowd goes mild!
>Apollo Snooze
>Shelton Benjamin
>Dana Brooke
>No Way Jose
>Apollo Crews
what are all these shitters doing on tv tonight?
After she gets done laughing at your little white willy
What would your honest reaction be if Sasha and Bliss were actually involved in a sexual relationship and it wasn't just an Yea Forums meme?
Gamoretty was so shit, it ruined the comic book version by association.
>Born just in time to witness prime Full-head-of-hair Angle
>Mother hated wrestling and never let us see it
Hey man, you can't show a decapitated head on a blue board!
Jobbers
:D
LOVE THEM NIGGAS AT POPEYES
you tell me
Its Pittsburgh, all we get is shit.
A GF that looks like Lady
Don't forget about The Shield farewell..
Jobbing.
I would be happy for them
>tfw seen Kurt a bunch of times in da Burgh but didn't go to RAW tonight because WWE sucks anymore
I'd rather remember the good times anyway. Best match was actually Angle/AJ when TNA came around here though. It was at a roller rink (seriously), the original venue's roof caved in a few weeks prior due to heavy snow. Was in the front row though, was cool.
You'll get nothing, and you will like it
Good ones go to MMA instead now. WWE scouts have to work harder.
Kurt is going to AEW, isnt he?
The ding dong diddly green light!
A spine specialist
Based
Since Chad Gable is forever a midcarder, the best bet is McIntyre so he can finally become a mega heel
If you chose nigger to promote your product you ain't getting my money
>being the jannetty to your own mother
superkick her in her mouth next time you see her, on me or ill do it myself, oh its tru, its damn tru
it would be better if it was Sonya tbqh
Cena vs. Angle one last time
>every year more legends retire and wwe is incapable of building stars
wwe is gonna die before 2030
It will be cena i bet.
BMJ
A pretty Lady?
Why was he so nervous bros?
jason jordan :(
Apollo Crews I wager
GIVE
IT
TO
ME
Here come the german suplexes.
Don't worry. We still have Rock, althought he's working with movies and shit.
Kurt Angle had an old man run.
Them leaving is the only way new ones will emerge. Otherwise everyone just gets buried every time the Rock or Hogan pop up
It should be but it won’t be...unfortunately.
I hope I’m wrong.
If I were booking, Matt Riddle.
Really? They're going to retire Kurt against a nigger?
Shelton Benjamin
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT, Yea Forums
GIVE IT TO ME!
WE'RE DOING IT AT MANIA!
Reminder LadyXNico is actually canon.
>Cena's first match was against Kurt Angle and put up a big fight as an underdog
>Kurt's last match will be against Cena and will put up a big fight as an underdog
Would be Kino... but Cena is already pencilled in for a match with Joe
memes aside. Brock
his retirement match is going to be at wrestlemania
holy shit look at how much Apollo is jumping for these suplexes
I can't believe you fucking RETARDS still watch this shit.
That's why you have no lives, no friends, and no love in your meaningless existence. If you died tomorrow the world wouldn't care.
Correction: the world would feel glee, cause wrestling fans are mental midgets and contribute nothing to society.
You fucking losers, all of you.
So why is the WWE retiring the Shield?
So what if Dean leaves? They already acknowledge him leaving.
Is Roman literally going to die within 2019?
Autogynophilia is a legit fetish, held mostly by gay men (but not exclusively) who like to dress as women and jerk off/get fucked. If you get meme'd by twitter into thinking you're trans because of that, you're fucking retarded.
Apollo selling the German seplexes nicely.
Goddamn seeing how much Apollo has to jump for the suplexes isn't fun.
Racist! Racist!! It's porch monkey!!
Cena, John Cena
wwe should switch to a uwfi or battlarts esque shoot style
worked
His last match is mania ya deaf cunt.
I could jerk off to this
Jim Johnson is slipping
Cole just said Kurt Angle was known as "The greatest shoot wrestler ever" . Are we just going to no sell it?
mcintyre
fax this, i'm booking it
Kurt isn't in great shape so Crews is doing good for him here
haven't played dmc5, is this character's design intentionally insufferable?
they have, but just for promos
You know,,,you're right.No one ever put it that way before.Really makes me think...powerful....tell mommy I said thanks for last night faggot.
what if apollo crews was named apollo jews and his gimmick was being an ethiopian jew
>in-ring return
That was fucking yesterday, Cole.
Kurt is the all-time best at kicking out at 2 and 7/8.
ding-dong diddly nigger buried by baddass angle
what is a shoot wrestler
BASED heel user drawing heat
Ironically, Sporty aged the best despite being called the uggo.
Hey I think your wheelboarding threads are on /n/ now
I think she would look better without all the tattoos.
Taz.
Okay so what's the swerve shit that's gonna happen during Roman vs Baron? No way that match is lasting for 30 minutes, right?
Yeah that statement made no sense. I don't remember Kurt ever bringing a gun to the ring
kurt needs to wax his back
that hair oooooooooooft
That's a wrestler who brings agun to the ring and when he starts getting his ass kicked he just shoots that nigga
Kurt and Brock had an amateur match just because Brock wanted to test him. Brock was a college champ too ya know so why not? Angle apparently ran right over him
>30 min Reigns/Corbin match
...do they actually think people are going to stay to watch THAT?
i'm still up even after big dave segment
is that Adolph Ziggler?
>baron vs roman for 30 minutes
gonna have to pass this one. night night
No she's actually cute and she had a pretty lewd moment with Lady.
It should be Rollins, or Styles. It will probably be Dean
>Roman vs Corbin
Jeez, I wonder who is going to win this match!
hottie
Lashley and McIntyre interfere. Seth and Ambrose come out.
my english teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
you tell me
what the fuck
BASED radio censors going clean over anonetty
based
Mine wanted to fuck me,,,then again, maybe she did want to flunk me and I just misunderstood her note.That's why she acted so weird that night....
>who should be kurts final opponent?
given the amount of thought put into the the final match in his hometown tonight
No Way Jose
Thanks a lot. Next semester I’ll be 35.
>Roman already getting lukewarm reactions
>Roman already getting boos
OH NO
have sex
roman reigns should change his name to roman empire to be more in line with his trons
Angle vs Cena, Last Time Ever
15 minutes until GONG
>no reaction
Romanetty BTFO
yes but they pull it off somehow
Based Baron time
Wow, Roman so stronk
MAN ALIVE! Katie bar the door! They are hanging from the rafters in Pittsburgh!
BASED DREW FIGHTING FOR THE HONOR OF CANCER
>a higher power
>keep cutting to the mania sign
little on the nose
LEUKEMIA BTFO
Yeh wenne pley? pley weth Drew!!
Ain't Mark a free agent now?
"The Eternal" Jew Mcintyre ending this match already
What does Yea Forums stand for?
Paige Vanzant made the jump to wwe?
Autistic sexless pussies
Not going to lie guys Drew's body is my ideal natty body, such amazing genetics.
>C'mon Roman! Get up!
BASED DREW WOLFPACINTYRE
THAT IS HOW A REAL MEN WITH A NATTY BODY LOOKS LIKE
Apple Pie Slices
always sucking penis
fuck this is going to turn into a rematch from yesterday isn't it ?
SETH AND AMBROSE DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ROMAN
awful shit posters
alarmingly superior people
what is this UFC tier medical treatment
Is God real?
Is that his oncologist?
What is even going on? Why is this shit being dragged out so much?
>making all the faces look weak as fuck before Mania
Imagine thinking the cancer wasn't a work after seeing this.
WAIT IS ROMAN INJURED ALREADY?
romans based return exposing all the betaposters
Did Roman take a critical hit to his leukemia?
because there's a half hour left
wtf is going on
Work or shoot Concussion?
What the fuck did Drew kick the cancer back into Roman?
>mfw Drew kicks give him cancer
they can't do a concussion angle... not in this day and age...
CANCERS BACK
>Trying this hard to keep the pity train going for Roman
That's a cringe for me
They accidentally blew the entire show's script with 25 minutes left.
Oh my ding-dong diddly God this sucks. If you ever liked The Shield, you are the problem.
/A Summer Penetration/
Absolute WORK
Fucking imagine Roman gets injured his second week back.
ROMAN! I'm so sorry cousin
Lucha House Party match coming up to kill time
Advanced Shit Posting
If u have to ask ur a jabronie mark
HE ACTIVATED THE CANCER AGAIN
Roman! I'm so sorry son
>All these marks in this thread getting worked by a light beatdown
Damn, you faggots would have believed everything in ECW.
Ass Smells Pretty
there's 20 minutes left
The sheild we're based when they were heels, then they became babyfaces
what do you mean?
>mfw can't unsee it nao
we grew up with chopy chopy pee pee. actual tits on tv, fucking dead bodies
concussion angles are the modern taboo
Always Sucking Pussah!
How much longer till people start booing Roman again? The booking really doesn't do him any favors
>TFW you kick the Cancer back into Roman
What do you think Nia's farts smell like? Asking for a friend.
Lets remember prime bad booking Roman would have bored us by overcoming the odds and still beating Corbin so I'm good if Ambrose has to sub in
>this day in age
you tell me
A Shitty Program
Probably like the elephant cage at a nature preserve
The way his head hit, I think this one might be legit.
Armpit Sniffing Perverts
Can some Zoomers explain why they are into this Ricardo meme?
What is with zoomer sense of humor?
you tell me
are we really already trying the sympathy angle with reigns again?
vince is pathetic
A Suffering Program
>can't even floss properly
cringe
>he has cancer
>he gets cheered beating it
>he gets booed again
>oooh a concussion angle!
And we have a winner...
Why Titty acts so weird?
Ricardo is a charismatic dude
>in this day and age is enough to trigger politicucks
Dean finally off the shitter
>another falls count anywhere match that will end with a pinfall in the middle of the ring
What's the fucking point?
Probably the same as Billy Herrington meme.
RIP Aniki
Dude see
deaner gonna do it to him
always shitposting permanently
When did he get booed again?
Its a shame, if this was six months ago, a Reigns/McIntyre feud could actually be enough to finally get the crowds to at least give a shit about drew mcintyre
Fonzie just happens to be in the hallway for Dean
A Seething Place
NEW THREAD
DEAN
no one but bongs ever or will ever give a shit about drew mcintyre
DEAN
I'd say she actually gets extra points for not knowing how to floss.
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Ricardo is based, my dude. Pic kinda related.
still can't get over Dean being face again, lads.
Becky's fault
I say she loses points for attempting to do something so cringe and failing. Either do it right, or don't do it at all.
He fucking hated Heel persona so much he rather be face.
>holy crap! What's Kurt Angle doing in the Impact Zone?!
he's the greatest he's insane. he ruined everything in his life but wrestling. staying in WWE would've killed him.