RAW GAME THREAD 3
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GNOD-GNID
Why is Vince so set on the fans knowing that wrestling is fake right now?
Shadman edit when
please don't bully Dana
she's trying her best and working her butt off! (her face looks really different with all the weight loss...)
HOLY FUCK RICOCHET!!!!!!! BEST RAW EVER!!!!? [spoiler]YES[/spoiler]
>wrestlemania is brought to you by snickers
What did he mean by this?
NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
NO DONG IS EVER TRULY DIDD-LY
I DING THE DONGS YOU NEVER COULD
AND WE WILL DING-DONG DIDDLY
NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
NO DONG IS EVER TRULY DIDDLY
I DRAW THE DIMES AND MAKE YOU COPE
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE SEETHING
EVERY DING DONGS ITS FINALLY DIDDLY
Sports entertainment, not wrestling. Why would wrestling be fake?
It’s DING DONG DIDDLY time!
Live on RAW
The titantron for Alister should be something spooky not just his name
Simple question, Yea Forums. Would you fuck Sasha Banks?
Did Yea Forums like Dana's promo?
No Bully
>Robocop selling fried chicken
but he ate baby paste
if its not there they wont know who he is
is that you sasha? you ask me every week!
Yes
Just started this on Netflix, when does it get good?
Yes and you are a flaming homosexual if you say otherwise
Isn't everyone's titantron just their name now
Kinda
I DING THE DONGS YOU NEVER DUNG,
AND YOU WILL NEVER DONG DIDDLY!
Honestly, I'm only excited for the Kofi and Batista shit. And, of course, Lesnar
The titantron for everybody should be something at all.
After Jonathan dies.
THAT'S NOT DANA GETTING BURIED BY RONDA ROUSEY THAT'S ASHLEY MAE SEBERA GETTING BURIED BY RONDA ROUSEY
It doesn't
part 3
>shadman
>Did Yea Forums like Dana's promo?
I did, I thought she sold it well.. it felt authentic
Does Triple H say the "One and Only" at the beginning of Ricochet's theme
And Andre the Giant Battle Royal
I would orally and anally plow her then suck her her mulatto cock hard and ride it holding onto her tits for dear life until she explodes inside me
felt like if bayley was good in promos
it honestly made laugh
ITS ALL ABOUT THE DONG, AND HOW YOU DIDDLY
Yea bro
Part 1 is shit
Part 2 is meh
Part 3 is fine
Part 4 is meh
Part 5 is good
Part 6 is shit
Part 7 is fine
Haven't read part 8
SOME MEN ARE NEVER TRULY DING
I thought it did its job well, but it doesn't seem like the crowd cared at all
part 2 and 3 are dimes
yes i was rooting for her even though i knew what was coming
SNORIOUS
SNORIOUS
CANT STAY AWAKE, CANT STAY AWAKE
IM ON THE FLOORIOUS
>Flipochet
>Aleister Blah
>Snorious Gable and Roode
how many more times are we going to see this fucking match
Varies from day to day. The hangup is on that hairline.
>shelton
>dana
trying slightly new things tonight at least
I WILL SLEEP IN
Charly!
yes
>my crush just friend zoned me
Can I get a (You) my fellow friend zoned brothers?
just skip to Stardust Warriors.
Gay Italian Mafia is fine once Sex Pistols shows up.
Man the fuck up and get back out there.
ok, that made me laugh
damn what insane heat for this match
And people said this meme was dead
stop talking to her.... NOW
Remind me why Richochet and Aliester are tagging?
DING...DING DING DING DONG,
DING DING DING,
DING DING DING DONG DUN
When will Vince sign Tanahashi from Japan? Him vs Baron Corbin would be a good feud to start.
How does this picture make you guys feel?
Who are you?
Yes. Delivery felt authentic especially contrasted with Ronda's "voice to text on highest speed" promo.
How many botches in a row was that? Holy shit.
because ciampas neck exploded
Makes me brap
hard
Fuck this bring Ronda back out
Why are people complaining about this match?
because Gaygano and Simpa are friends so they were the tagged together by default
HORNY
what is this, reddit?
>Richochet and Aleister have a match scheduled for Smackdown too
Is Vince gonna overwork these guys and have them end up injured
Based Ricochet has the GOAT theme and is unironically the best wrestler alive today after Okada. The Rock referred to Ricochet as a future Champ and the leader of a new era in wrestling, and Based Rock doesn't give endorsements to simps!
You have to stop talking with her and hanging out with her until you find someone else to friendzone you.
Who would lead the TNA invasion of WWE?
Why is Black's finisher a head kick? What is this, UFC?
crowd is dead for this match up and they've been hard pushing these NXT shitters for what feels like 3-4 weeks on both shows squashing everyone they face
get these fuckers off my screen and go flip on the indies
This.
Wouldn't call it great, but I'll take it over the robot/nobody talks like this promos everytime.
gets by richochet.
And WE WILL NEVER DONG DIDLY!
who are the heels and faces in this match?
diamonds
I love that anime and vidya questions get the most (you)s in wrestling threads.
Last week I asked for a rpg recommendation.
ended up with pic related.
Like 6-8 hours in.
It is THE MOST wordy shit I have ever played.
Its like do a quest 20 minutes of dialogue.
IDK if I can stick with it (bros) I love snes RPGs and love a good RPG.
But this is like.... I don't know.
Anyone play this before.
And there is like 6 of them too. So If I got into it I could be satisfied for like the next 5-6 ,months
Go fuck an escort. In the long run, it's cheaper and less bullshit.
sad because 2016 was comfy af
Is it Black Mass or Fade to Black?
either way, it's just a boring kick
be honest. would you?
It's the house shows that kill people.
Did Roode just lose a tooth or two there? Sure looked like it.
Who is hosting wrestlemania guys?
>another "will Kurt retire" segment
Auska does it better
Based and redpilled
>WM host reveal
They got rid of the SNL literal whos, didn't they?
i really like revivals new coats
Eerrmawgawd Lexi is about to come out and I'm about to cum
Dusty Classic in NXT
>It is THE MOST wordy shit I have ever played.
Stay away from Pillars of Eternity then.
i already said yes you slut
spit+gum
it was a good sell
Yes. I would DVR a Law & Order episode with her on it.
I want to see Lexi on BLACKED RAW
>this issue
this isn't an attack on two competitors it's an angle that a 150 lb jewish writer came up with two hours ago
didn't Strowman kill them?
it's so unnecessary having them continue to show up on smackdown. they are in the raw tag title picture, why not just keep them on raw now?
oif vince doesn’t care, why should you?
Remember you took the shot at least. I there are tons of beta males that hover around thier crush while she dates Chad without the balls you had. Be dissapointed but don't let it bring you down and just move on
If you don't like wordy then stop playing that series
Bliss herself is going to be the hostess for Mania
stop watching porn
Okada sucks
I'd rather is be Asuka
Revival and Glorious Gable are heels trying to keep the newbie faces down
might as well since she isn't wrestling
>They got rid of the SNL literal whos, didn't they?
hopefully
they need to run a Jussie angle
this shit is in vidya now too? The scrawny beta with a messy bowl cut hiding his pencil neck with a collared shirt. Fuck you shinji you ruined animoo
Simple question, Yea Forums. Would you fuck Lexi Kaufman ?
yeah, she'll do anything to avoid having to actually get in the ring
Jew
No i respect buddy murphy
>There is a nine year-
*Looks at notes*
>Nine year old girl
yes
>loves hip hop music
In our wedding night, yes
Aliester is to old/broken to work solo. Ricochet is too much of a geek to get over or would kill himself being a spot monkey.
the Rock will help him
almost every JRPG main character ever has been a 16 year old twink
in b4 awkward interruption and then the segment ends
BASED BEEEG DAAAAWGGGGGGGGG
Yes.
t. EC3
I would fuck every woman on the WWE roster
Why is this talk show a thing?
This. Always take the shot.
Once the biological clock hits them and their still alone, you're gonna be on the list.
Yes
Wasn't Cole throwing to a video right there? It sure as fuck felt like it
Them thighs
isn’t she jewish?
what if he wanted to film you doing it ?
When is Bliss going to take her top off again?
Bliss is nine?
your telling me you actually read and immerse yourself in this.
You don't just push B over and over to get through all the text?
Every night before bed I pray for right wing death squads. I hope live long enough to see the day.
I hope they bust into your house and the last thing you experience is cowering in corner, pissing your pants. Praying to a god you have done nothing but disrespect. As they bust through your door and unload a clip into your faggot body
BASED ROMAN REIGNS GIVING HOPE TO THE KIDS
>bliss thighs
there is a god
>She has a love
>
>
>...of hip-hop music
>Alexa's thighs
RENEE SHOOTING HARD
she isn't that hot there because she is all dehydrated and not soft
The uh, original uh, the plan was to have an uh, a 21 year old g-gi- I mean wo-woman there but uh plans c-changed.
0 reaction when her music hit
Imagine being an alexa bliss fan when mandy rose exists.
YUUUUUM
Dimes
HULK
only prime Lexi
>the shorts
>the thighs
mmm
I want to see her getting spitroasted so bad
That fucking outfit, wow it really brings out the size of her nose.
apparently the game is about tracking chemtrails, so of course the male would be a malnourished NEET
Imagine not liking both of them.
When is Alexa gonna get another run? Is she shoot retired at this point?
Um then leave
Kim kardashian hosted wrestlemania? huh
>Power of Positivity
BASED DDP
OMG ITS THE ROCK!!!!!!
Meltzer Magoo BTFO
lmao
HAHAHAHAHAHA HER IN RING CAREER IS OVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BASED BLISS IS HOST. SNL BTFO
ha
Those thighs
holy fucking yuck
I am the host of WrestleMania. AMA
BASED LEXI DIMES
wow who didnt see that coming
They're the special guest correspondents
HOLY BASED
Blisskike worked us again!
RETIRED
>This getting Yes chants
HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY CRINGE
neat
you were right user
LITERALLY BLACKED.com
>Alexa to host Wrestlemania
>post yfw they got rid of the SimpNL literal whos
Lacey in 3...2...1...
sounds boring tbfh
What a hot piece of ass
based
Have sex with me
Bliss is not medically cleared to wrestle and Indians love seeing her on youtube so Vince needs to keep her on tv somehow
Based Bliss getting a bigger role at Wrestlemania than most of the women
BLISSCHADS WIN AGAIN
cringe
in before paige
>YOU DESERVE IT
>I KNOW
BASED LEXI
BASED AND LEXI PILLED
>booing Kim Kardashian
literally why? she's hot, successful and fucks blacks
HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED SENPAI . Y'ALL BULBASAURS GONNA SEETHE
The Obama era was pretty terrible
bikini is such a meme.
she doesnt even have quads.
She looks like a run of the mill cardio bunny.
Its like atleast fucking LIFT before you step on stage
ALEXA CONFIRMED INJURED LMAO
is she drunk?
She's been wrestling on house shows ya simp.
This WM looks like a complete shit
Bliss just stealing money from WWE
No one even cared that she's hosting. Her career has taken such a dive
i guess the women arent gonna main event wrestlemania
What happened to the SNL guys? Did they blow their chances?
>snl
ORANGE MAN BAD
are we ever gonna see bliss wrestle again or?..
Which NFL athlete was she fucking at the time?
Based Small Jewess Working The Smarks
I hope not. She just needs to be on TV looking hot
I mean, I'm not even going to watch it anyways, and I doubt the "host" even does anything of importance, but at least its not some retarded washed up z-list celeb trying to stay relevant
I'm sure whatever band they get to do the theme song will be shit. Probably Florida again.
I love lexis hair. I want to suck on it and stroke it and comb it. Anyone else a hairchad?
>Braun's WM moment will be with the SNL shitters
BRAUN DEMOTED TO SIDE-SHOW ATTRACTION
bruh lorne michaels is working you.
WWE IS FAKE!!!!!!!!
They've only announced 2 matches bro
Look, we can recap the "fuck the White guy, the black one is cool"
I missed last raw, who are those fags?
I think Reggie Bush
>Reminding us of that stupid skit with Braun
ding-dong diddly cringe
And fucking hell his Mania spot really is just going to be powerslamming that simp
Braun went from the hottest wrestler in the business to feuding with an SNL Weekend Update guy.
She did her spot in the rumble and jobbed to the Riott squad with Mickie, plus she still trains at the PC. Looks like they will use her sparingly.
What does the Wrestlemania host even do besides deliver a couple one liners in-between a few matches (not even all of them)? The event doesn't need a host and I hate that they've started trying to shoehorn one in.
Is Bliss still a heel?
Who?
BUT WHO WAS CAR!?
Based retards btfo
heels and faces dont exist anymore
Braun used to be a monster. what the fuck happened
is he going to jack him off? wtf
>braun vs snl guys in wrestlemania
this wrestlemania gonna fucking suck
Braun deserves better
Norm MacDonald could've made it work.
These jobbers, not so much.
Did you not see how he won the tag belts last year?
she should take it easy, for longetivity's sake. We want her around for a long time.
Braum should have potatoed the fuck out of him then Trips then whatever shit writer told him to say this
She's been on house shows too
this is worse than teaming with Nicholas
beastie boy
OVERPAYING TAXES GOOD
FEDERAL INCOME TAX GOOD
EARNING PAY BAD
no, you are
PLEASE ASPIE
I'M BEGGIN' YA
I'M DOWN ON ONE DING-DONG DIDDLY KNEE PLEADING WITH YA
WRITE AT LEAST 5 ADJECTIVES DESCRIBING CHARLYS BUM
Not really
oh no no no
She's been wrestling on house shows for weeks in tags and singles. They're taking things slowly with her plus they don't want to throw her into any angles until the whole Becky/Charles/Ronda crap is over. They don't want anything to overshadow the Ronda garbage.
BIG
BROWN
BOUNCY
DELICIOUS
SHINY
BUM
As someone who watches SNL every week begrudgingly and has done so for 25+ years, I can honestly say that what SNL is doing now is by far the worst shit they've ever done. They're basically a perfect fit for WWE.
have you seen all the fossils still kicking arounf in the diva lockerroom? Nobody ever leaves
YOU'RE NOT MY DAD
just goes to show you Vince will bury you in a millisecond if you even so much as blink the wrong way
literally who cares about this shit
>SNL could only afford a Camaro
THE STATE OF PRIME-TIME CABLE MEDIA
OH BOY ANOTHER BRAUN FLIPPING A CAR SPOT
are the Fallout 4 DLCs worth buying?
Barums natural enemy
THE CAR
>lol jk
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
DING
DONG
DIDDLY
DADDLY
DIMES
WRECK-IT BRAUN ACTIVATED
some shoddy craftsmanship on that car I'd say
>Can see that there's no tracks for the seat
Come on Braun pull a Goldberg and get injured for months.
>it's a Braun vs. Car episode again
>It's another Braun destroys a car segment
>Braun destroying stuff again
BASED
CHEVY BTFO
WE DODGECHADS NOW
boomers
That was awkward and quiet
>the car is from a toy set that they just put out
nuka and the synth swamp are kino. ignore the other two.
neat street fighter crossover
Based prop car
that reminds me, the new Camaros look gay af
>he didnt even flip it
wtf bros
Steph thinks this will get normie coverage
All because Vince wanted to use him to get Roman over
lol does Braun think that guy is friends with SNL guy or something? Dude was only there to tell Braun about the car being there. He's not a representative of the show
I kinda laughed a bit when he pointed out he couldn't even fit
This is the autism I come here for.
HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
WWE became god tier just as Roman came back. What a coincidence. This company is fucking nothing without Roman.
puttin the car in carny
Holy shit how didn't i noticed this
ahahahaha
incoming Antonio Brown joke
PURE KINO!!
Based Mattel predicting the future
Based Elias
That's normal in WWE. Look at the guy in the ring now.
pre show has B Team v Rhyno and Heath Slater
cringe
kys mark
>can't even garner cheap heat in hometown
everyone born in the 80s had this exact same thought.
Where my 30+ Boomers at
2sweetme
Holy fuck his fist is moving so fast it's detached from his arm!
Nailed it
>bringing this shit feud back
jesus went to post this exact thing you beat me by seconds
Exactly
He was a NBC page. They go the extra mile.
>No oH GOD THAT HAIR
>Brown namedrop
We getting topical now
NO WAY JOSE SIGHTED. HE HAS TRANSFORMED INTO WOOLIE
>LE LOCAL SPORTS TEAMS
GET NEW MATERIAL
JESUS CHRIST VINCE WHAT DID NO WAY JOSE DO TO YOU?
>Shelton
>Dana
>No Way Jose
Is it "use the jobbers one last time night"?
He took the breakup hard
NO WAY JOSE LOOKS LIKE A FAG LMAO
Why the fuck is Yea Forums RAW game thread ahead of me? Im literally watching on USA and being on this thread has been like reading spoilers all night???
>what if Adam Rose was black and even more of a jobber?
>Vince burying Jose for getting bitch hair without permission
When will Elias evolve into Luke Harper?
>"CHANGE YOUR HAIRSTYLE WITHOUT APPROVAL? DAMMIT YOU GET OUT THERE AND YOU TAKE THAT BUMP"
>GIVE ME A microphone
>cut to commentators
how would you rate this raw so far lads ?
>He does some silly shit with this hair so he gets noticed and has more TV time
>This is what he gets
You think he regrets it
>Kevin Nash's rapists are getting inducted
based
Did Graves reference Cheeseburger?
>vince wasting his money on no way jose
why did he call him up?
Are you implying No Way Jose wasn't already buried?
>Woolie made it onto Raw before Brennan
The absolute rascal
HALL OF FAME
WE COMIN FO YOU NIGGA
HOGAN, WE'RE COMIN FOR YOU
summer of 92
WWE HALL OF FAME...WE COMIN FOR YOU
Wtf bros Elías had something to say
Not Sherri Martel too?
Booker only raped Batista
Lacey's new Titantron is scary bad.
why is “x-time” champion an accomplishment
doesn’t that just mean you lost your title a lot
Here comes mommy Lacey
what's worse? not making it to tv or getting bitched out on tv?
when is this bitch gonna do something?
>Lacy Evans litterally bigger and more muscular than the fucking monster heels
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Lacey stealing EC3's gimmick
...
You have to win it to lose it.
Corey is fucking both Lacey and Carmella now?
Harlem are legit the best tag team ever. Fuck eDrones for thinking E&C, the Hardyz or Dudleys are even close. Fucking the Outsiders are better than them too.
Damn Corey is so based
>bang mella
>bang lacey
Booker's theme is timeless. The production values are insane, still sounds fantastic 20+ plus years later.
Considering we heard they planned on pushing her to the moon this might be a better pace. The botched kippup may have saved her from getting a Cena/Roman/Charles push
yup
GOAT theme for a GOAT tag team.
Booker carried the team tho.
Booker is world class and legit on the best.
>look
>size
>ability
>promo
>literally no reaction
Does anyone care?
you weren't kidding, just listened, it's great.