Boring on the mic

>boring on the mic
>too skinny
>career highlight is doing the same spot over and over at every Rumble
>looks like a midcard Cheeseburger
>worst member of the most overexposed stable

Why?

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>Why?

he's black

Motherfuckers be eating booty-o's outta that hollow chest

What's wrong with his chest

i mean the guys wearing gay colors, the unicorn shit. and look at shit like orlando jordan and velvet dream.

vince loves making black dudes gay as fuck

and if ur black u cant even go to aew, they're making blacks gay as fuck too. black people need to stop watching wrestling and stick to wshh fights and back yard boxing

>Why?
11 years whiteboi

11 Years a Midcarder, that's why

I really hope this bad joke ends with a Big E heel turn and monster push, but I don't watch anymore so I don't care.

>vince loves making black dudes gay as fuck

which is pretty funny since the actual gay black dude they had never had a good singles run

>Literally the single most over man in WWE right now.

Gonna have to COPE pretty damn hard, OP.
1 month until SOONfi becomes reality.

Turns out wins and loses do matter

ever think he doesnt want the exposure?
this shit isn't real

It's a birth defect

He has concave chest, it's a condition. Mentions it in this interview around 3 mins in or so. Fun interview

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Why the literal fuck would a PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER not want exposure?

That's not saying much when Becky Lynch is more over than him.

He contracted Steineritis. Steph has it too.

There many better options then him?

>vince loves making black dudes gay as fuck
You're not kidding. He always finds a way

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So white cucks and fragile blacks can virtue signal.

So?

You really have to reach to hate Kofi right now.

His in ring is solid, His story (for now) is the only one that makes any sense on the road to mania, He draws via ND merch, He's crazy fucking over with marks and smarks alike, and he's actually entertaining in the main event spot just like he was the first time before Orton came in.

>hate
lel i just don't like niggers man

Niggers don't have hearts

PLEASE stop using this language. Not cool.

>anxiety disorders
>have to do a lot more creative work
>less time off
>same money
why aren't you a surgeon? are you a child or just stupid?

>his story is the only one that makes any sense
user, saying "i've been here for 11 years and never drew a single dime gimme title or im calling titus on you" isn't a storyline

He's Stephanie's favorite

he can't act. there's a reason Randy Orton has been in movies. he's not good but he can deliver lines better than Kofi.

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That's the thing.
Its Kofi realizing he's been in this company and hasnt gotten squat, he desperately trying to prove himself after getting practically zero chances at this level and having to settle for being a goof. He's stumbled upon this scene out of sheer luck and he's trying to do all he can to prove that he deserves to be in it after a decade of work. He doesnt want to settle for mediocrity after all this time of living it.

It's a simple story and its endearing to fans, his chase is legitimately the only thing good about WM35 right now.