>went clubbing Saturday with some work mates
>absolutely fucking gorgeous girl kept looking over at me and smiling
>small girl, quite short, massive tits that didn't match her body at all
>even one of the girls I work with said she was interested in me
>didn't do anything about it
fuck mates I can't get her out of my head
>went clubbing with work friends
go home normie
Incel
How much can she lift?
Did you hear her fart at all?
>then I woke up
I'm an absolute shut-in and if someone told me that I'd absolutely smash in an instant. How the fuck are clubbing normies this inept? Ya blew it faggot
I googled "small girl big tits" and this was one of the results, this is the closest I can find that matched her body. She was wearing a white tee and I could see her bra and everything through it. Fuck sake
Assuming this is not bait, you're doomed for life.
She was drunk. If you fucked her she would of cried rape the next day.
it's the UK mate, that doesn't happen
One girl who I would have Fucked literally said
"You look good, I hope you have a good time tonight.."
I just smiled and said thanks because my brain is autistic as fuck
Another girl winked at me after elbowing my shoulder at a bar when I was in College
Shit like this is probably why I've only ever Fucked one girl even though I'm 23
I still think about these moments years after. Fuck man why did u remind me.
This isn't a virgin board, back to /r9k/
>this isn't a virgin board
Back to your containment board
I relate to this thread on a personal level. One time a girl literally offered to fuck me and I said no because I was worried about the logistics of getting home. She was even attractive.
There is no hope for me.
You're Arab?
We are all gonna make it fren
BUT YOU SEE DAVE, I DIDN'T GO AFTER HER BECAUSE HER BIG TITS WERE FAKE! I COCKBLOCKED MYSELF BECAUSE I ONLY GO AFTER REAL THINGS. LIKE OUR FIGHT AT WRESTLEMANIA, DAVE BAUTISTA
Don't worry champ, if this walking bright green colored billboard forced on the audience for years with absurdist promos where he pretends to be an idiot for attention and stifles creativity for the sake of becoming the sole emblem of the company having only fans who weren't around in the old days can get a girl, then why can't people with Facebook frog folders? Cheer up, the glass is half full! Haha!
>I've only ever Fucked one girl even though I'm 23
stop showing off Chad
A Chad would have fucked at least 23 girls by the age of 23
Same thing happened to me Saturday only I went up to her, got in her face and was like:
YA SEE...THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS, I SEE YOU STARING AT ME BUT THE FACT IF THE MATTER IS THAT RICHARD FLEEIHER IS IN THE DAMN HOSPITAL AND IM HERE JUST TO NUMB THE PAIN AFTER SEEING MY LIFELONG FRIEND RICHARD FLEEEIRER GET BEAT UP AT HIS OWN BIRTHDAY PARTY SO YA SEE PSHHHHT NOTHING PERSONAL KID GO HAVE SEX LIKE ITS THE SUMMER OF 92 ALL OVER AGAIN FOR ALL I CARE
another aspcel thinks he can get women
>This isn't a virgin board
does she watch NJPW or WWE?
Cringe
We're all gonna make it bro.
Based Manny.
Your google-fu is weak
b-but she didn't look like that
Ive only sucked 1 dick
>be me
>mid 30’s
>only fucked two women, one uggo, one legitimately beautiful redhead
>always talk myself out of sleeping with others when the rare opportunity arises
don’t be me guys, i’m old and life is very long
This isnt your blog, faggot
I know people like you.
I don't have the problem, I am friends with several 35-45 women who I fuck, because they know I don't care and I either don't know their husbands or they are single.
Go out, mate, find someone you have fun with. It's not hard.
theres like 3 people in here who cares?
you, me and OP are the only posters on this board