Who else is looking forward to this exciting Mania match...

Who else is looking forward to this exciting Mania match? Sure hope it doesn't exist just so some flippy dive doesn't get reversed into a MemeKO.

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I can't think of a wrestler that I love more but want to watch less than Randy. He either needs to quit fucking around and be the top heel and he can be or he needs to fuck off.

Styles will go for his springboard 450 and Orton will catch him into an RKO for the unfortunate win.

You just know it.

On one hand I kind of feel bad that these two aren't a part of anything more significant this year than some workhorse filler match but then i thought about it a few seconds more and realized they're boring old dad-shitters these days now so fuck em and fuck this match. Also fuck niggers and fuck jannies.

Someone who is still watching E on a weekly basis tell me why are they fighting?

You wanted to be based so much that you ended up being cringe!

They're too important to be left off the mania card but not relevant enough to be involved in anything meaningful.

Old dad matches where they keep high spots to a minimal and slowly structure into climax are the most based, you ADHD sufferer. Literally not enough flips for ya pinhead.

I bet you actually liked Taker/Trips end of an era forever for the last time ever we mean it guys look theres a hell in the cell this time too haha please don't leave and get popcorn

HOLY RENT FREE who even mentioned Gaytch and Carder.

The annual "Randy needs something to do" match

I'm pretty sure they did that spot already during their first match on Smackdown a year or two ago

>Could have Had Kenny Vs Styles
>Have this instead
JUST

You can't have Kenny vs. Styles when Kenny turns down all of your offers because the hottest wrestler in the world doesn't feel like doing a 15 minute fuck finish match as warmup to a Nia vs Bayley match

>the hottest wrestler in the world
Royal Rumble drew a bigger crowd than WK and it was built around a girl

AJ was giving an interview backstage about how he's ok that he's not in the World Title picture at the moment and Randy walked up and said "lol no wonder it took you 20 years to become a WWE Superstar only on the WWE Network for 9.99 a month, why didn't you just ask your daddy to have Vince give you a job like I did?" and that's it.

The Rumble itself is the draw, nobody attends it for any one wrestler. Also Becky was gonna a filler match against Asuka, she only became the linchpin of the show during the actual show, not the build.

They 'drew' a bigger crowd only because they discounted tickets as a 2-for-1 deal after they realized tickets weren't moving. Paid attendance was technically 30K. Paid attendance for WK13 was 38K.

Nice try.

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Proof?

>Orton's 20 minute restholds are based
Cringe at ya simp ass

t. ADHD simp

That match was awesome. Take a lap.

WWE wouldn't be offering him 20$ million if he wasn't the hottest wrestler in the world.

WWE disagrees with you