Memes aside, is he a tough guy?

memes aside, is he a tough guy?

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isn't he like shoot 5'11 or something ??

He can take punishment. He can and he knows how to hurt you. He probably isn't a "tough" guy. He can fight.

Was

>is he a tough guy?

For you.

yes.

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He's a nip manlet who would get destroyed by Nash in a shoot.

>destroyed by Nash
>by Nash
>Nash

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He's a 5'9" old man

I wouldn't want to get in a shoot fight with him, he seems the type who would fuck himself up if it meant inflicting damage onto the other person.

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How did go form being super handsome to looking like a weird ass Jap Hobbit?

Karl gotch trained him so he is tough.

Aging and shaving his head

>Never the guy
>Fake tough guy
>Fake shooter
>Won as many legit fights as Cuck Man Phil
>PANCRASE was a work
>as legit of a fighter as Akira Maeda & Nobuhiko Takada
>was Masakatsu Funaki's Jannetty
>dropped out of the NJ Dojo because he didn't have what it took
>nearly killed NOAH because he's an anti-draw
>never won a G1
>never won the IWGP HW strap
>has literally wrestled in empty arenas
>never drew a single dime
>never sold a single shirt
>janettied by his theme song
>faction full of jobbers
>literally wears a fedora
>midget
>stupid haircut
>"shooter" who doesn't even have cauliflower ears
>stole Taz's towel gimmick
>NEVER Champion because he NEVER drew a dime
>senior citizen who picks on Young Lions because they're not allowed to beat his ass
>not good enough for main card of WK13
>wasn't good enough to wrestle in America for 30-years
>when he finally was able to come over for the 1st time in 30-years to wrestle Cody, he lowered himself by thanking Cody for drawing the house in front of the entire lockerrom.
>"Kaze Ni Nare" means "Allergic to Yen"
>nicknamed The Lonely Warrior because no one comes to see him wrestle

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PANCRASE is fake.
He would get exposed in UFC like so many Japanese fighters have.

I would literally pay good money to see the average Yea Forumsie try to have an actual fight with Minoru Suzuki

I don't think there's a single active, in-shape wrestler that Yea Forums could beat in a fair fight

All of the women and 205 Live manlets

>senior citizen who picks on Young Lions because they're not allowed to beat his ass

What does he do? The whole Young Lion set up is fascinating to me

imma ding-dong diddly beat his ass and ya better believe ill make him humble afterwards if ya kno what imma saiyan hehehe

No fucking way an Yea Forumsie is beating Buddy Murphy or Drew Gulak in a fight

Maaaybe Rockstar Spud, they could just use their mass to smother him like Emmanuel Yarborough

Why do people still spread the "Pancrase was worked" myth? Just because it doesn't look like modern MMA doesn't mean it was worked

There were like 2 worked Pancrase fights and you can tell

You want to bully younger guys too?

I think he has one of the best looks at the moment,

Here are a few things about Pancrase to think about.

1. Why are the fighters allowed to kick each other with shoes? You can't do that in the UFC. The shin pads didn't cover the hardest part of the shoe, the bottom. Front and side kicks, which use the bottom of the shoe, were thrown.

2. Why are punches not allowed and brutal leg kicks rarely used? Could it be because punches are impossible to fake convincingly and leg kicks, while not as difficult to fake as punches, are hard to make look full power and the fighters tend to overact when hit by them (like in UWFI)? I don't think you'll see too many people outside of shootfighting get knocked out cold by a palm heel slap.

3. Why do none of the fighters seem terribly worried when they are obviously in a position to be choked out and the fighter in the position to do the choking rarely tries very hard to do so? You rarely see anybody who knows chokes in the UFC not take advantage of the opportunity.

4. With points scored so infrequently, doesn't it seem silly that Ken Shamrock would have said that one fighter, in a dominant position, would just let his opponent up when the opponent would lose a point if he locked on a submission hold because of a rope break, would decide against working for the submission because he didn't want to give away any of his submissions. Doesn't he know at least a few?

5. I've never heard of a boxing, kick boxing or judo organization that only consists of about 20 fighters, most of whom are trained by the same people, who rotate fighting one another. The UFC is fairly easy to get into and anyone can compete. From what I understand, Pancrase is a very exclusive organization and difficult to get into. I wonder why? Also, why are the fighters paid salary like pro wrestlers instead of given purses for each match based on the result?

6. Finally, doesn't it seem strange that even SEG won't come out and state officially that Pancrase is 100% real?

I never watched Pancrase but you are allowed to wear wrestling boots in UFC

*were allowed to wear

He randomly throws them around and hits them with chairs and shit. Its a part of their hazing, YL are okay.

The Young Lion system is legit interesting and to me the most interesting thing about NJPW. Tana vs Umino was my fav NJ Cup match because it was David vs Goliath in metaphor, not in a literal man vs giant.

In ring Suzuki has this weird aura of violence around him. Doesn't matter if he's a tough guy, he sure as hell looks like he could kill you.

He also seems like a real nice guy when talking to people in the street. And he's a fan of One Piece.

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I wish I knew more about the system. Like how Jay White on Jericho's podcast talked about how the japanese young lions have to leave when the heels come around to eat because the young lions aren't smartened up to the business.

stop posting this stupid copypasta