Fastlane Thread #10
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WWE IS FAKE
AHHH DAAAAVE
ITS GONNA BE A REAL FIGHT
There is no way this is lasting another 40 minutes bros.
What's the post-match angle? Roman / Drew WM setup?
is this fight real or fake?
Friendly reminder that Roman's cancer was a work to get him over
Except Paul vs David, that one is going to be a shoot
Book me Hunter I can do flips
B A S E D
I O
G G
Yes it is sir, but your not fake sir you the multiple time world champion are by far the realest and actually fight.
Please don't bury me hunter
i'm taller than 5'10 i promise
DAVE NO
Is this the main event?
BASED
>Dominion 2018 - 6 gamethreads
>WWE Fastlane 2019 - 10 gamethreads
NUJAPANETTY UTTERLY BTFO BY A LITERAL C-PPV
So what do people think of the story out there of someone planning to out Becky as a tranny with dox'd info shortly before WM?
Bros why is this boring? it has the biggest guys so it should be the biggest match.? maybe it's just fatigue that's ruining it
Why did they put this average 6 man tag, hour 2 Raw match in the main event.
based
I love you, Yea Forums
this isn't gg this is bg
Absolutely basedola
Finn Balor - Triple H
>these dead ass threads
Because Roman is in it
You are way cooler than CM Punk and NXT saved WWE, sir
true
I don't even use Yea Forums during NJPW shows. WWE is only good with shitposting and alcohol.
Thanks Bobbo
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it's not fatigue. not a single one of these guys are draws
roman has a stitch lmao
This commentary is killing WWE.
oi oi
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Friendly reminder that Roman is turning heel tonight.
You heard it here first
These camera edits are so fucking bad tonight.
This has been the most predictable PPV in a long time. Who's ready for Ambrose to betray The Shield so Reigns has something to do at Mania?
This match is boring
That's pretty good considering it airs at 5am lol
My ex just sent me an old picture from a blowjob she gave me six years ago
What if Shield loses
Why are the OPs so fucking lazy on this board? Put the match results in them at least
she;s sexy
>PPV ends with 20 minutes of David "shoot" (shoot means real in wrestling) torturing Richard who is (shoot) tied up in a chair, while (shoot) taunting Paul
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nah taker is coming out to challenge roman
turned it off after /ourgirl/ got reinstated to the wm match desu
Shield loses and I'll post tranny webms
Pic or it didn't happen
That's a man?
>5'11
>not king of manlets.
If your heights doesn't start with 6 feet, you are pathetic
Who the fuck can actually get this shit over at this point? I wouldn't give a fuck either.
me on the left
mandy got a WM match?
source
that could be interesting, so it's not going to happen
But user Lacey just walked in, brapped and then walked out
THE BIG DAWG'S'AVIN FUN MAIGGLE
Me in the back
Baron fucking sucks
based bexchad
THE BIG DOG IS HOME
crowd is dead
Oh shit! Roman Reigns cancer is acting up!
Quick! Get dubs to save him!!!
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DEEP
SIX
DEEP
E
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P
SEX
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X
I haven't seen a show this awesome since WWECW December to Dismember
>IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING!!
>4 months
name a better pair of tits
"Oh!" - Renee, 20XX.
this wouldve been a hot opener
everyone and their mother now uses a suicide dive once a match
based autist user
Is it just me or does Cole sound alot like Schiavonne tonight
take my strength
Coming right up Mr Dog!
I forgot how boring Shield matches are. Except for the BASED Kurt Angle Shield match.
UNDERTAKER REPORTEDLY IN GORILLA POSITION
I REPEAT
UNDERTAKER IS BACKSTAGE
GET
ON
TWITTER NOW
Why do they block off the timekeeper?
>Roman not strong enough to lift Corbyn
Jesus this is sad
dubs to bring it back
Fuck em
I want to wait until you are done after a 5 star match and winning the title then I want to wear your womens belt and be your pit slave
plans change
OG Shield run matches were kino ya tard
when was corbin cleared to use the chokeslam
DON'T FUCKING DO IT YOU ANTIDRAW
I'VE HATED YOU SINCE I WATCHED YOU UNMASK KANE AS A 7 YEAR OLD YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>take a sit jew
wtf renee
i want to be the diva's personal pantyhose assistant who collects, washes, and catalogues all their pantyhose
*cough*
That spot where Corbin threw Roman into the post and turned it right into a roll-up was cool.
>Hulk Hogan just entered the arena
Per Dave Meltzer
delete this
not even real
When was the last WWE match with bleeding?
Look at those beefers!!!
>getting worked by Meltzer in 2019
Did Seth just smash his shin into that poll?
>Roman getting boos again
kek
Summerslam 2018
Those chemo pills are pretty expensive like 1000 dollars for one box and last only 15 days, wish we can afford that kind of treatment.
what matches are left?
nice boot botch
reigns botched that spot
Crowd is eating this match up!!!!!
Where is that bexfag that said, "Crowds are always dead for matches that go on after becky".
Seriously, kys you piece of shit!! Becky is finished. Shield is back, baby!!!
i think the Elimination chamber main Event
sorry ms taeler
when the fuck did Baron Corbin become Captain Marvel
Muh knee!
based botch
cringe faggots
WWE IS GOING TO CHANGE BIG TIME
>Reign's superman punch in Shield reunion match
>Triple powerbomb
There's your ending
Why won't this event end, I need to watch Naito vs Ibushi before bed.
Didn't Charles bleed in one of her ppv matches recently?
Those are fake you know
what a fucking clusterfuck
Yo im making some tomato soup who wants some? Roman Reigns is doin good
i want to caress my cock between your pits until i cum
>Corbin no selling Roman's boot
Based, fuck that fag and his cancer
CORBIN BOOKED STRONG
Taeler Hendrix is the poster child for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
Rofl
#metoo in a nutshell
Ummmm...absolutely yucky
Only his legs touched that pole
mom tits
you should instead hit the gym and lose weight fatty
where's your left big toenail, bro
>Corbin destroying Roman this hard
They're really gonna do Corbin vs Roman at mania.
ding-dong diddly
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anyone else getting sleepy?
your kitchen is filthy and that "soup" looks horrific
kys
Nice feet
Thats 95% fat. Are american tomatoes grown in grease? WHat the fuck mayne
RIP BOBBO
>ROMAN SUCKS
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
ROMANETTY BTFO
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>curbstomping the black man
wtf vince!?
Late to event but I always get mesmerized by Drew's body, he has my ideal natty body, such God tier genetics.
45 SHAKY CAMERA CUTS, DUNN IS ON OVERDRIVE
Oh my god those grease bubbles. I see the filename but this is /ck/ bait, right?
Why is the ref not counting?
>Seth's punches
>renee young watching the monitor
kek
>the shield bomb
ya cringe cole
same FAG
dear god the cameras are fucking awful
wwe is fake
Don't fucking just sit there, powerbomb him!
damn, there's hard work all over the place in this picture
no countouts in a tornado match
is SHIELD BOMB the name of that move?
where's your toenail, bruh
Why is she so perfect?
Look closer bro, it's still there.
It's got garlic in it so i cant give you soup if you're allergic to that
No its just from some chili oil and i'm not american i'm norwegian
Literally took the pic 3 minutes ago very rude
Dean vs Roman at mania! Shocking
mmmm
>THIS IS AWESOME
Corbin and Roman are characters for the "mark" fans. It's a good match up desu
>Outside ring count past 10
>No one cares
STOP FUCKING SHAKING THOSE CAMS
she?
of course they are fucking real
>everyone is on their feet
>show people on their seats
toppest kek
The EVRYTHING is awful, commentary, wrestling, stories, matchups, just all of it is terrible. Yet I can't look away.
>norwegian
>Oil
Should have fucking known
got all the predictions right, sup
baron corban did nothing wrong
ONE LAST MOTHERFUCKING TIME
>ONE LAST MOTHERFUCKIN' TIME
MOTHERFUCKING
ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK
ONE LAST MOTHER FUCKING TIME?
Seriously.
First "THIS IS AWESOME" chant I've heard in a loooong time.
Becky has ruined wrestling.
there's nothing wrong with having fun.
Rollins swearing like a mark
genes
But he counted earlier. Why not just make it no countout?
BASED BIG DOG
REEEE I hate that muting to censor things. use a beep!
BASED SEFF
SETH GET CENSORED
>ONE LAST MOTHERFUCKIN' TIME
ONE LAST MOTHERFUCKING TIME
go back
Did they censor a PPV?
B-B-D
B-B-D
B-B-D
Vintage _____
(You)
why are they done? because ambrose is supposedly leaving?
Gay
except that guy with the blue shirt in the front row with both thumbs down
VINTAGE SHIELD
Roman will die after WM.
ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK
ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK
ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK
ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK
ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK
same but honestly how could you not
RIGHT TO CENSOR'S GOING TO DO A RUN IN youtube.com
imagine faking cancer to get a guy over
CLEAN SWEEP CHERRY POPPED
Corbin didn't deserve this
ONE
LAST
MOTHERFUCKING TIME
And Roman is dying
>because ambrose is supposedly leaving?
yes
I'm fucking wasted bres and there's still one hour left.
>one last time
I bet they book this match again for raw tomorrow
Show's over lads. Come get your soup. Its done now
how many matches are left?
Becky...
Here we have it! Exactly 50 clean sweeps!
No they are not
ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK
ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK
ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK
ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK
ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK
ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK
Fucking read this Mods, i will inudate every fucking show thread, be it Raw, Smackdown, PPVs, even when AEW threads come to be. FUCKING STICKY THE THREADS.
Free Clean Sweep
Finally I get one right
Nope thats it put the kidos to bed.
WWE? More like KKK.
There's not an hour left.
>have to wait 21 hours until RAW
same I been drinking and smoking all night and it's only 940. what matches are left...
Wait until they book this in a rematch for the main event on Raw tomorrow
Oh shit really? I thought this was the main event? Guess i'll open up that 0.75 Tripel
oh nevermind
What if they called it the cerberus bomb?
called it boring ass fucking ending.. could have just skipped that whole fucking match.
>tfw one off because I didn't predict there would be no title changes
>one last time
>implying there won't be 50 more Shield reunions
holy shit I think I've finally moved into the leaderboard with this ppv
oh no no no
you have a mental illness, see a psychiatrist and get the help that you need.
MALIBU AL'S
>forgot to include me on the original list
crinfe
NEW ATTITUDE ERA CONFIRMED
This match was really put together great. Even little things like Roman needing to be saved from Corbins finisher instead of just kicking out
Based Vince Russo predicting the show
Who's staying for Based Big Bible AJ photos?
Name?
what a fucking shitshow, though i cant just look away
It should be called The Pound of Justice.
Is that....
THOUGHTS
THANK GOD KO DIDNT DECAFFINATE HIMSELF
THANK GOD DANIEL BRYAN IS THE HEST EVER. GREAT MATCH.
JOES FATAL 4 WAY WAS ALSO AWESOME
BYE BYE DEAN
WHAT
I SAID SAID BYE BYE YOU LUKEMIA ENABLING PIECE A TRASH
that looks pretty good
me
>still one hour left
daylight savings time worked this mark into a shoot
I don't understand.
Cool picture though
ALLElite said owens
>no hard liquor
>already drunk
What a pussy. I can drink a six pack of bottled beer and half a bottle of whiskey to even get buzzed.
Thank you BBD for ensuring my clean sweep, was half nervous there would be a swerve to set up Dean vs Roman at Mania.
I am but I also need a shower like mad
Hammy
Fag
based fatass
it is
I couldn't believe it would be this predictable but I made all the safe bets and it paid off.
Thanks user
>I have to spend more money to get drunk than you do
Never understood how this is supposed to be a positive..
what do you want? a fucking medal?
Over/under on this being the best B-show of the year?
For a predictable C PPV that was pretty fun. Much better than the Royal rumble shit show.
it was okay
Ah, okay. Yeah I see. I wouldn't worry about it because once I can get my shitty computer back up and running I can filter the spreadsheet properly and see the full like of clean sweeps. This list is a crappy temp one for the sake of the PPV for now.
Be less obese
it was a pretty good show
>2001 AJ
holy southern accent
Is that thick neck and adam's apple normal for a lady?
Great show
I had no idea AJ was in WCW
why is AJ's so obsessed with vidya
It means you're a lightweight faggot.
Based
I think this puts me back on the winners board
Nigga I was a shoot 5'5, 153 pounds in the army and i could easily drink a bottle of jack daniels to pre game going out to drink.
I shot my liver and almost had a stroke from blood pressure and went to detox before I got out, so now I don't drink anymore.
You're a fucking alcoholic and it will kill you, trust me bro.
>tfw alcoholic and drank like 1L of whisky today and out and now have to wait like 10 hours to buy more
fucking bullshit
>not having a mini fridge full of alcohol for WWE/UFC PPVs only
Chill man he could just be Irish
It was a good show. Bex vs Charles was absolute basura but otherwise solid
AJ Styles deserves better than Orton at Mania.
Whiskey is pretty priced where I live, any recommendations below 15 dollar?
I don't chill anything, I don't drink beer I drink bottom shelf whisky usually.
I wasn't fucking with him, I seriously am out of booze and want more. I do have some weed and a little bit of heroin left at least anyway.
I usually just buy cheap Canadian whisky. Typically this shit brand called Harwood, or Black Velvet, depends what is on sale. It's not good but usually pretty unoffensive compared to other cheap shit.
walmart
>chilling liqour
Very predictable ppv but surprised at how much I enjoyed it desu
I can't speak for everyone but I live in PA and Walmart doesn't sell alcohol of any type here.
Go to the state store
It closes at 9, and most are closed on Sundays and Mondays.
I never understood how feels shit drawings are either. But I understand that the reason I've never understood it is because they're not.
Go to a gas station, hell here in louisiana you can get hard liquor through the drive thru.
Was it just me, or did someone in the audience play Chris Benoit's theme song at one point in the last hour of the event?
I got my first ever clean sweep tonight. what do I do to celebrate?