GET IN HERE BROS
>EXCLUSIVE: Following her victory against @WWE_MandyRose at #WWEFastlane, @WWEAsuka has a message for the WWE Universe in Japanese! twitter.com
ASUKA THREAD
Logan Jackson
Lucas Morales
This bitch is just as bad as Nia. Where's the backlash? Mandy could have a broken jaw or concussion
Jacob Morales
/dofa/chads unite!
Christian Moore
Mandy could've dodged that roundhouse kick if she hadn't closed her eyes. She needs to go back to developmental or quit wrestling entirely. Not built for combat sports!
Mason Evans
Michael Garcia
It was receipt for Mandy being a vapid cunt and almost ending Asuka's career ya dumb simp.
Carson Ramirez
hell yes
Xavier Morgan
she brought the best out of becko's potato ass
Camden Scott
empress mommy wins again! I can't wait for her to tuck me in tonight
Thomas Foster
Press T to get tucked in by asuka
Oliver Green
T
Adam Thompson
T
Robert Moore
T
Julian Carter
Crean your room before I come home and I rill ret you cummy on mummy's tummy anonsan
James White
Cooper Cooper
>Mandy could have a broken jaw or concussion
Good.
Mason Cruz
Don't forget
Asuka's FULL BODY workout is OUT NOW!
Blake Rivera
Looking real MILFy baby
John Carter
Mandy is fucking fine. They did a segment with her afterwards. She was fully alert and didn't give even the slightest hint that her jaw is messed up. Didn't grab at it once
Grayson Young
T
Elijah Howard
I want to be her personal pantyhose assistant who inspects, washes, and catalogues her pantyhose
Brandon King
like that flabby monkey has been in a gym before
Benjamin Lewis
I hope mommy brings home a toy tonight
Hudson Martin
She'll bring home Tyrone
Henry Bennett
go back to your containment thread Bexcel
Jason Perry
whatever mommy wants mommy gets
Jace Cooper
Worked
Jackson Williams
Mommy won tonight lads, milk and cookies are on the menu
Carson Brown
Nathan Harris
I'm not a Bexcel, I worship all divas who wear pantyhose
Wyatt Lewis
ya boilin, mark? it's fake.
Robert Harris
Based Asuka retweeting Annie Cruz ..looked at her twitter and she's like a big wrestling mark and does podcasts now? Kek She looks a lot better than she did in her porn days
Easton Hill
Why Mandyfags are crying for such a light kick when that dumb blonde almost killed Asuka on a house show.
Gavin Nguyen
Unlike Tranny Flair and Potato, she doesn't need a gimmick match to be good
Elijah Hughes
Easton Barnes
Reminder Ronda is an Asukachad and therfore all here should cheer for her at WM.
>”I have a lot of respect for Asuka and I always have. I didn’t really want to rain on her parade at the Royal Rumble. I always wanted to come out and congratulate her and bring more eyes to her incredible moment. She didn’t seem too thrilled about that. At TLC, both Charlotte and Becky are just a bunch of cheaters and they had it coming to them. So, you know, I just thought that... you know, I don’t have to explain my actions to anybody, I was completely justified in my actions. Payback’s a bitch. Asuka deserves to be champ more than either of them. She’s never had to cheat. She’s never had to walk out of a match because she was losing. She’s just the best. Now she’s the champ and all is as it should be.”
Christopher Howard
Based
Oliver Reyes
If Vince hadn't been a retard they could have had Asuka vs Ronda with an undefeated Asuka. They could have fucking traded wins, or even just let Ronda win clean once and it would have elevated the division. You also had a build up for a feud in the future if you didn't 50/50 but instead they gave the rub to Charlotte and ruined it by having her lose the title right away.
David Richardson
Based Ronda
James Sanders
T
Nathaniel Hill
Asuka will never treat your body like a jungle gym
Evan Young
GLORY TO THE EMPRESS!
Joseph Rivera
This is what an Ace Champion looks like
Liam Richardson
Eli Butler
ding-dong diddly goodness
Jaxon Evans
I wanna have a tongue wrestling match with Asuka
Ryan Baker
LITERALLY a fat autistic middle aged woman with a niglet child
Benjamin Rodriguez
T
Alexander Ross
Probably not strung out on a bunch of drugs to get through the drudgery of all the cocks slinging jizz at her on a daily basis.
John Rogers
Projecting
Ethan Ortiz
>Charlotte killed Sasha's career
>Charlotte ended Asuka's streak
>Charlotte turned Mella into a black woman
>Charlotte killed all the hype for Becky vs Ronda
Fuck that fridge
Jeremiah Hernandez
I wish Asuka would acknowledge us and do just 1 (one) mommy JOI video.
Kayden Williams
In two days she will surpass Nattie's reign. and one day before Wrestlemania she will surpass all of Bliss' SD title reigns combined. If she survives Wrestlemania, by the time of Money in the Bank she will have surpassed both Naomi and Carmella.
And if she survives MitB, by the time of Backlash, Asuka will officially be the longest SD Women's Champion in history.
Camden Diaz
>not keeping a minimized video of Rin Aoki japanese dirty talk cum countdown with images of Asuka on your screen
David Flores
What was going through Asuka's mind when she decided to take this picture?
Wyatt Nguyen
Don't say you wouldn't drink milk from double I cups. Jealous of our milk mama?
Justin Cooper
Anthony Fisher
That's great and all, but I want the real thing.
Aaron Murphy
>Don't say you wouldn't drink milk from double I cups
Of course I would
>Jealous of our milk mama?
I don't know about "jealous" though
Isaiah Gutierrez
Jacob Mitchell
Ethan Ross
Dylan Wilson
Based
Andrew Richardson
Jaxon Thomas
Isaac Barnes
she's so fucking perfect
Anthony Diaz
T
Andrew Morales
asukaCHADS unite!
learn to work
pay dues kiiiiid
T
>if vince hadn’t been a retard
we got the shit timeline
drawing dick dimes
Oliver Young
oh no, sad Konami, no, Little Wave, don't worry, mommy will tuck you in
Brandon Flores
T
Lucas Kelly
You will never be aggressively poked in the bum by Asuka.
Why live.
Chase Ortiz
REVENEGE WAS SWEET.
Nathan Collins
I wanna cum in mommys bum.
Noah Hernandez
super finishers are based
Aaron Campbell
She took top rope spanish fly from Charlotte at WM.
She is willing to do everything they ask of her, and she will have a good match with almost anyone.
Camden Young
Asuka is the only person in this company who isn't a complete cringelord on twitter and she ain't speak english. How does she do it bros?
Eli Nelson
Reminder that Asuka didn't know Ronda was coming.
Reminder that Asuka thought about that handshake on the fly.
Reminder that her slapping the hand away is how the carny Asuka thought of a match that would have been money.
Reminder that she has prepared a match for WWE to take and make money with there and then.
Reminder that WWE has thrown that away. Almost. There is still the chance.
Christopher White
I want her to ride my dick and yell at me in Japanese
Christopher Morris
Is it true that Asuka sexually assaulted her in the summer of 2015?
Sebastian Reyes
I don't know about that, but Kagetsu sexually assaulted her in the Spring of 2018.
Lucas Roberts
Colton Cox
I hope that, once she's done helping her friends with the stupid horses and their dumb feud, Ronda decides to retire by having a final match against Asuka on WM 36.
Easton Hughes
cute!
Alexander Robinson
why are milfs so goddamn superior bros
Ryan Myers
I wish mommy was here to give me a hug
Dominic Russell
wtf I love Ronda now
Joshua Richardson
based mommy btfo another dumb blonde
Kevin Reed
I love you mommy
Ian Myers
>Asuka develops a Super Asuka Lock after failing to make Charles tap out at Mania
>Didn't need it after all since she kept beating Charlie with the regular Asuka Lock on house shows
>Uses it against Bex anyway just to test it out
Ronda match when
Owen Hughes
Probably never. Asuka doesn't have long left and Ronda wants to have a baby soon
Owen Reyes
Asuka Will be here at least two more years. She loves it. As for Ronda, she will stay one more year but with a reduced schedule. Maybe big four only which gives her four more matches. A rematch on SummerSlam and the 4 vs 4 horses match for Survivor Series. Enter the Rumble and lose to have a final match against Asuka.
Christian Anderson
>Asuka doesnt have long left...
You say stupid things like this when the likes of Meiko Satomura put on some of the best matches for decades, nevermind Asuka who's been the workhorse that she is.
Julian Campbell
Meiko works an easier schedule than Asuka and keeps herself in much better shape
Eli Martin
Contrary to what idiots believe here, Asuka is in good shape and she showed it by surviving a botched spot that would've been career ending for the rest of the roster.
Ethan Bennett
maybe she could give lessons
Andrew Ward
MOMMY ON TV
Logan Watson
She gets zero reaction now. Kinda sad.
Zachary Foster
You've been saying this for weeks now. Are you deaf?
Cameron Myers
You could hear a pin drop during that match
Logan Foster
I could hear the audience unlike you deaf simp.
Isaiah Morgan
she got a big pop, that "match" didnt even get started really, of course she needs an actual opponent
Zachary Sanders
Logan Nguyen
Based empress working the entire smackdown roster into a shoot
Nolan Phillips
Imagine that tummy juggling around as you pound her pussy.
Isaac Powell
James Gonzalez
Saved
Adrian Brown
>when she sees dick
>or food
Angel Hernandez
>Gets booked into MMTC matches
>This doesn't happen
Connor Myers
fake tough guy
Michael Ortiz
>When she sees your report card
Evan Hughes
>fake tough guy
>Minoru Suzuki
Say that to his face and see what happens.
Carson Barnes
>This is the Rock vs. Austin of Women's Wrestling today
Dylan Lopez
>when Tyrone gets the BBC out
Ian Reyes
Don't compare either of those to bockys cringe shit
Logan Moore
Luke Cooper
It's interesting to see how Becko and Charlotte's story went to shit the moment Asuka left.
Grayson Lee
Charlotte's been ok, Ronda and Becky are embarrassments
Landon Martinez
Charles is ok, but sadly as long as she's part of that feud, she'll inevitably be dragged to the shit show that is Rondetty and Becko. Honestly, I wish she had fought Asuka at Mania again.
Parker Sanders
Asuka will be doing plenty of jobbing to CharGOAT after Mania, don't you worry
Isaiah Thomas
She will need to if she ever hopes to catch her. Last time I counted they were 11-3 in Asuka's favor. One TLC and ten tap outs.
Samuel Hughes
There's nothing worthwhile for her to do at mania horsettys booked fatass booked ronda booked smack roster has nothing really left
Christian Bennett
House shows are non-canon. Asuka has never and will never pin or submit Charlotte in a televised match
Julian Hill
>typed through tears.
Daniel Rogers
I have alot of faith in Charles as an in ring performer. I have no doubt she will drag those two shitter to a damn good match at Mania.
Justin Edwards
Nah Charles is average to above average, she's never the better performer in any of her quality matches.
Benjamin Cox
The only tears will be coming from the weebs when Asuka taps out again and declares Charlotte to be her superior like a good girl
Wyatt Davis
They just are
Ryder Howard
Because they know what they want from in bed.
You don't have to search and explore and try to find what the woman you are having sex with wants.
MILF will tell you. And a lot of time they have sex drive that would kill horny teenager.
Just a month ago I pulled a muscle and had scratches all over my back.
James Peterson
(not weeks... a year now already)
Go back newfag
Adam Parker
Justin Rodriguez
Best sex I ever had was with a milf.
Its like the best of both world's they are incredibly horny and down for anything AND they are sweet, caring and nurturing.
>mfw she was blowing me and i pulled out to cum on her boobs but she knocked my hand away put my dick back in her mouth and looked me straight in my eyes without blinking while she swallowed my load
Fuck she was awesome and crazy
Juan White
Ive never been big into asians but she does something for me.
Colton Clark
I dated an older woman who was into stepmom roleplay
>tfw go to her apartment one night and shes topless holding a piece of paper saying "I got your report card and if you dont shoot a big load all over my breasts. I'm going to tell your father"
Alexander Johnson
Is it wrong i want to nail Charlotte and asuka in an orgy? Not usually into breast implants but Charlotte's are working my dick into a shoot.
Luke Russell
>mommy joi video
You have great taste user and are my nigga.
Leo Cook
Fucking cringing at her lack of English.
Jesus fucking christ, at least pick up some basic shit. She's been in the country for, what, five fucking years? And surely wrestling with gaijins long before that.
Brandon Fisher
>[Custom vid]
You did this didn't you?
Carter Nguyen
It's called a receipt, mark.
Jordan Butler
>asuka will never be full of joy and giggling to be around your BWC
Kevin Myers
I'd die happy
Justin Sanders
there's a natalya vid on there
Camden Baker
Asuka and Charlotte are both sexy
Jace Smith
Jordan Lewis
English is shit. She's fine with what she knows.
Logan Jenkins
Nice!
Thomas Clark
Charlotte's only been attractive since almas have her a glow.
Nathan Ross
>Momsuka will never yell at you in Japanese
I am the depression
Wyatt Kelly
Austin Williams
I wanna go beast mode on Asuka
Ethan Rogers
Can I get some mommy pits please?
Xavier Reyes
Jaxson Hill
I knew it she never wear pantyhose before, damn you WWE!!!!
Aaron Brooks
Dylan Hernandez
Benjamin Foster
she isn't THICC enough to be Asuka
Henry Smith
>She's been in the country for, what, five fucking years?
She has been kicked in the head and headbutted and dropped on her head so many times that her brain is a mush.
Zachary Cook
which one is the real Asuka?
Henry Cooper
Nathaniel Gray
Logan Nguyen
Justin Martinez
No way Sheamus didn't tap that. Damn she's fine.
Brody Cooper
whichever one has more wrinkles
Angel Stewart
How does an old gal like her have so much energy? She's like a child at times
Samuel Wood
>After third sex session
Aaron White
Daniel Brown
Blake Diaz
Did they?
Xavier Gonzalez
ding-dong diddly spoopy
Samuel Rivera
cute nose
Oliver James
Yeah, I wanna boop it with my dick.
Jayden Barnes
Death to white women.
Ryder Hughes
She's so fucking beautiful bros
Christian Clark
Kys. Civilization as we know it wouldn't exist if not for white people.
Jackson Carter
Adrian Collins
she looks so hot with that belt hiding her soi gut, she should have to wrestle with it on
Benjamin Bell
I know. It would be better.
Eli Carter
>double empress mommies
Jacob Jenkins
Yeah things sure would be great without electricity, plumbing, and modern medicine!
Gavin Baker
Imagine living in africa?
Caleb Rivera
Imagine making out with two Asukas at the same time
Carson Rivera
White people can credit themselves with those things just because they had the resources while they enslaved everyone else.
Anthony Howard
I don't know but I want them to double team me
Hudson Scott
>House shows are non-canon
Are title changes at house shows non-canon too? Fucking please kill yourself. If it happens in a WWE ring, it's canon.
Matthew Ward
She ruined that spot because she was too fat to do a flip, she just drove at the ground head first
Jeremiah Collins
Seethe
Ryan Parker
She did a flip though, retard. Maybe try watching matches before you comment on them.
Joseph Parker
>Thinking people wouldn't have invented those things without white people doing it first. Wew lads. So if that black guy didnt invent peanut butter, you're saying it would have never existed?
Carter Wilson
getting proven wrong about Charlotte doing the J-O-B to mommy doesn't equate to seething, nigger
Xavier Rodriguez
Ethan Price
Nicholas Nguyen
absolute unit
Cameron Stewart
When the FUCK is Asuka gonna show her nipples? I need to know if they're pink.
Jeremiah Brooks
when wwe releases her for being too old and she needs some cash
Oliver Evans
But I want to see them now :(
Robert James
This photo makes me feel things
Andrew Powell
WWE will never release her. And even if they did, she can go to any American promotion she wants. And even if she didn't do that either, she has like two careers and a hair salon of her own. And even if she didn't depended on that, she can depend on her husband and child.
Sorry but it's NEVER EVER.
Noah Campbell
Pretty sure they're brown, she's a Jaap afterall. Possible nip slip from a year or so ago but hard to tell
Sebastian Ramirez
They're dark. It pains me that this might be the closest we get to seeing them.
Easton Rivera
Asuka will never sit on your face whilst sreaming at you in Japanese.
Life is depression.
Colton Bennett
>dark nipples
disappointing, but I won't hold that against Mommy Asuka