Fastlane Thread #9
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Why is this happening?
SNEK
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That was random
But cool.
Where's the lyricchad when you need it?
Randy just came out outta nowhere.
Lacey Evans has the best tits in WWE, prove me wrong
>Elias into Evans for no reason into Orton for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON into Styles for obvious reason
This entire PPV is embarrassingly overbooked
Just started watching. What have I missed?
I only watch for Elias desu
Obviously.
Christ, AJ's not humiliating WWE run is over isn't it? It's time for upper midcard hell.
FUCK THIS. MILITARY MOMMY LACEY IS WHAT WE WANT
The fuck happened?
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So how long does Becky have before this dox drops?
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Where’s Lexi? I thought she was cleared?
SATAN'S SNEK HAS NO POWER OVER THE CHRISTIAN MAN
this ppv is amazing
back to nu japan with you
ding-dong diddly
So does Ambrose turn on Roman and Rollins?
true, because they're actually real
last ppv until mania. This. This utter clusterfuck shitshow.
>RKO out nowhere
>Phenomenal forearm out of nowhere
THE BIG DAWG
Literally nothing. Most boring by the book ppv of all time.
Absolutely cackling, what in the ungodly hell was that segment
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Most beautiful woman in WWE
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THE BIG DAWG IS BACK!!!!!!
this shitter is back in main events 3 weeks after he came back
DA BIG DAWG
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Does she have a fucking Adam’s apple?
>implying you won't fap to her even more post-outing
>Roman conveniently returns for Mania
>cuts Shield promo to get fan approval
This shit is so transparent.
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When he signs a new contract
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FUCK THE BIG DAWG AND FUCK THE SHIELD
>he isn't re-signing
So he's re-signing?
She's dropping that gimmick. She's been introduced as "Sassy Southern Belle" for two weeks now and her titantron changed to a bunch of pictures of her hat in different colors
>Lacey Evans out of nowhere
>RKO out of nowhere
>Phenomenal Forearm out of nowhere
>Ambrose beating the fuck out of Reigns to end the show... out of nowhere
>Dean isn't resigning
Complete work. I can't believe people actually believed he was leaving.
That’s not Kairi.
some women can have them, big deal
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I hope Dean turns on Roman and Seth.
I'm surprised they openly talking about Dean leaving. Is Renee staying or are they going to split up in 6 months?
>based big dog
Roman just got back and he's already main eventing over all the champions. Nothings changed. Luckily for Vince, Roman will never get booed again.
BRING US BOBBO
Thats not Charlotte Flair
yfw another shield swerve heel turn
They are
>BARON CORBIN IN MAIN EVENT
>SECOND SHIELD REUNION IN 6 MONTHS
Make
the
switch
virgin trips
Time for kayfabe Luke Roman Reigns
whos /BOBBOMANIA/ here?
So Big Dog beat leukemia in just 4 months with no visible changes in his body?
That's pretty hard to believe, my father has the same type of cancer and he was almost a walking skeleton after 4 months of chemo.
God damn it did I miss Ronda?
Wait are they seriously having reigns main event already?
I hope Dean brings back the Bane coat tomorrow
B A S E D
I O
G G
Speaking of stale shitters...
sure, what channel do I watch AEW on?
Mcintyres accent is unbelievably cringe
WEEEELLLL
your father sounds like a cuck lmao
He'll be back to boos within 2 months
>getting worked this hard by corbin
>Being worked by a reverse work
Jesus christ user, just stop
I mean it took cancer, but they finally got Roman over.
I want Seth to be Brock then Roman turns on him at WM
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unironically glad the shield is back
confirmed little dog
Why does Corbin still where a suit?
Why'd you do it
Fuck off Kevin.
>woman
Charlotte is mannish
Hello Sullivan
Reminder that Based Big Banter Corbin literally posted here before.
Only Manny, Joe & Cena share that distinction.
END OF GAYS!!!
>inb4 Dean turns on Roman to force Dean/Roman match at Wrestlemania
>didnt see Finn Balor once tonight
Get out of here, Kevin.
what the hell man chris loved his family
> Lacey Evans was certainly passed around a humid marine barracks in San Diego or Virginia and sucked and fucked multiple, young, sweaty, 19 year old boot marines.
*wins ANOTHER PPV match against Charlotte Flair*
>Three of the most powerful in WWE history
Doubtful
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because your father is a faithless fool, enjoy nothing when his time is over
I just want Corbin to die? Is that so bad?
What's your point?
>no visible changes in his body
he is as skinny as seth rollins lmao
I was thinking this too. I wonder if they over dramatized it/
Like he had a super super super mild case and they made it sound worse than what it was for views.
Based Big Banter main eventing a PPV and killing the ratings in the process
Roman is going heel tonight.
You heard it here first
go away kevin sullivan
BOBBO!
No title changes tonight this PPV sucked ass anyways
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What is the group name for Corbin, Lashley and McIntyre?
baron corbin being put in a ppv main event when just months ago he was buried by the mcmahons and blamed for being everything wrong with the show
>shield wankfest match
so i guess fastlane is over right?
its how my grandma is right now :(
Surprised you're still here Kevin you fucking piece of shit
I believe you user but that makes me sad. I always wanted a blonde bombshell pinup gimmick and i got it and now its gone.
based bobbo here to save the card
Seems to small scale for Roman's WM return but there's nothing else for him as far as I can tell
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Solid image
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Welp! Through a combo of DQs and matches being editted throughout the match, WWE really fucked with my predictions tonight, meaning going into the main event, we still have 54 out of 148 people! Here they are.
We will have 51 clean sweeps or just 3.
WHY IS HE STILL WEARING THE VEST FFS
That would be beyond kino
So it's not happening
Bobby Lashley and the Janetties.
Where's Bobbo Jr.?
What matches are left?
are they coming out of the crowd to the Shield theme or individually?
Who is that blue haired cutie?
Is it Simon?
Baron Corbin has the gayest intro song. Its that shit the edgelord kid back in 7th grade used to listen to.
Seth is gonna turn so Roman can main Mania, cap this.
Big Dawg isn't on full chemo. Hes using the oral meds and it isn't as severe. Combine that with him being in generally good health and its not unheard of
Who am I rooting for here?
>a lame white guy, a black and a Scot (the lowest tier of white)
or
>3 cool white guys
Tough choice
Yes.
Stop watching instead.
this one
The Dungeon of Doom was stupid as shit Kevin
That was the plan before Reigns leukemia & Ambrose Decided he's Leaving.
So It will happen.
Screencap this.
Where are Braun and Lexi?
>no finn gaylor
>no big strongman
>FOUR Elias segments
Yes?
what happened to ziggler?
AWESOME! ANOTHER MULTI MAN MATCH AND ITS NOT EVEN WRESTLEMANIA
are all of you edrones seriously RETARDED watching this shit?! seriously you all are the dumbest most ignorant blind motherfuckers that have ever existed and if you were dead nobody would fucking care.
#ProwrestlingIsFake
You fucking losers
Nah, Vince would never stoop that low
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?" - Baron Corbin, 20XX.
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Are you telling me this match is gonna be a fucking hour?
Think it is the red head from a cpl shows ago?
Screenshot lads?
Sword
There isn’t one. That’s the problem, they’re not a team - they’re just three guys who happen to fight the same opponents.
That said, Three Man Bland is the best suggestion I’ve seen
Roman is God's chosen, he said so on Raw when he returned.
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DREW MANLETTYRE
Athletes have an easier time against cancer, if you're in ketosis it's way easier to fight.
well, uh, they've got several offers on the table right now, it's gonna be a very legit deal - real money, real stations type of situation
Jobbing in backstage
If Roman turns heel tonight I’ll jerk to Nia Snax for a week
Just noticed the Rusev and Nakamura guys snuck in there, do it's down to 52.
He has said the oral chemo treatments have given him arthritis in his hips and knees
a visible adams apple? is that normal?
>Lets watch the ramp for the people who run in from the crowd.
/ck/ here what is everybody eating and drinking for this wrasslin' event?
Can someone explain this booking? The fuck are they high on? Vince has fucking dementia deluxe
I honestly forgot about this Shield match and closed my stream. Holy fuck this PPV is trash.
>3 ppl are going BTFO everybody
SHEBD
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Reminder she's getting outed in the next few weeks
KINO
KINO
KINO
KINO
KINO
KINO
SHIELD
Ambrose glad Shield music replace his annoying horn one.
Given how common sexual assault is in the US military, she's probably been through multiple gang rapes.
NOW THIS RIGHT HERE IS A THING OF BEAUT-
So what do people think of the story out there of someone planning to out Becky as a tranny with dox'd info shortly before WM?
It's happening
>Vince would never stoop that low
Did you just start watching?
Imagine if sword wins tonight
WWWE IS SAVED
WWWE IS SAVED
WWWE IS SAVED
WWWE IS SAVED
WWWE IS SAVED
DEAN
can leukemia blood spread from a wound and infect someone
Wrong.
An*los are the lowest level of Whites.
And Bobbo is an Honorary Aryan.
Came to post this
Dean is gonna announce he's staying after the match
user, how about we go out together? Like a little date or something? Post your discord id and we'll talk :)
Why is Corbin dressed like a convict who got a job as a maitre d in a upscale vegan restaurant?
I'm leggit happy reigns is back tbfwy uce
Finished off some homemade chicken enchiladas an hour ago.
I love you too, bro
>jasethy and deanetty completely ignoring everyone
>good guy roman touching everyone on the way down
how the fuck can you hate this guy?
thanks dave
if it happens it happens
God I hope it really is the last time I see the Shieldettys but there's fucking no chance it is or they wouldn't be mentioning it so much.
I know ;_; I thought we would get another shield on Mania
This faction with Corbin, Lashley, and McIntyre needs a name. They've been around since Corbin was GM.
it's okay user, i'm shy too. let's just take it slow :)
>if you were dead no one would fucking care
While your not wrong, I’m just streaming this in the background while I read my gun license book.
Diluted Dr Pepper and several Altoids
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You seem cute :3 lets get to know eachother
>Roman Reigns. Uh. Has his future ahead I guess?
The Dean contract thing is just a worked storyline, right?
Impossible
FINAL REMINDER
UNDERTAKER
IS APPEARING
IN THIS MATCH.
mark this post.
This is why its the final match
>DEALING WITH THE CANCER
>Reigns, how can you trust that guy, he faked having cancer
Holy shit I can't believe Cole actually said it
I like my food a little more done
Soon
>Wondered why I'm out
>Forgot all about the raw tag match already and the fact that I picked aleister and ricochet
man that was a really dumb move
You're right, i think I'll watch some NJPW not the tranny federation
Gay barternder
DIAMONDS
IT'S FUCKING RAW
>called the Big Dog
>3rd shortest in 6 man match
no hunter not the shovel
Mean spirited rumors to try to insult perfect Bex
inb4 Ziggler interference..
I wonder which team will possibly win this amazing PPV main event?!?!?!?!?!?!
YA SEE HUNTER
gay
I'm sorry I called you fake sir please don't make me have to job to Corbin.
Corbin's face is perfect, pure wojack
Any matches worth watching bros?
The KO Bryan match?
fucking kek, why the hell do you care if we are watching or not? its for the shitposting you cuck
My favorite movie its The Chaperone pls no bury
>Doritos Chili BBQ
>Sour Patch
>Cherryade
Hunter I swear I’m fertile! I can give you and Steph that son!
truth
was very good
2019 fuck.
KO Bryan Ali was good
Mr. Triple H sir, i think it would be best if you buried me right now.
I think the key to WWE at this moment is your push to the main event. I'll lay lown and work more on my character, you've got real heat right now and with your natural charisma you'll make the main event one of the best
Was getting caught part of your plan?
Flawless
and the samoa joe match
the one with no tits was the prettiest though
US championship Fatal 4 way
What happened to the fourth member of the SHIELD?
$10k for a computer pls
You guys are enjoying my return, right bro?
This is a RAM match
I want a life.
Not a match, but the segment after Charlotte/Becky
BURY ME SOFTLY BROTHER
if Becky is a man then you're gay
Shane/Miz and Usos
>F is foxtrot
>The KO Bryan match?
maybe the 4 way with Joe
I wanna impregnate Asuka
>>Steak
>>Gunna lift weights later ror dessert
>combat boots
>black jeans
>black vests
The Shield are such fucking jobbers
>people are actually surprised to learn she was a he
no. show will be over by 30-40 min mark
Why does Baron still wrestle in his GM clothes?
The shield vs the worlds least charismatic dindu, a cringe ‘scot’ with a shit accent and a 7ft tall bald emo
uhhh what? I don't believe it
I want Ann Coulter to get pregnant, so she might finally stop being such a cunt
RAW Tag, US, and WWE title were all solid. Honestly despite being a throwaway show with weird booking this is arguably better than Rumble and Chamber this year.
Where has this meme come from?
the three way tag
the usc 4-way
bryan vs ali vs bryan
all good matches, terrible booking
He has a shift at Applebee's after the show.
It's been a while since I've seen someone bust out the wishbone.
>meme
kek, dean's reaction
to not show his beer belly
Seth why’d you break his dick
This is no NJPW event, make the switch
Why is the Shield back together?
Taco bell but I stopped watching when the crowd was booing Ali. So, I'm here watching Jerma instead.
An user posted it 2 threads ago and now he's spamming it
Shield and Wyatts needed a longer feud. all their matches were great
Who's the stinkiest member of the Shield, bros?
I am extending ONE (1) ULTIMATE FINAL (FOR REAL) WARNING for all of asp
UNDERTAKER
IS INTERRUPTING THIS MATCH.
Twitter is POPPING OFF with pictures of him backstage.
GET THE FUCK IN TWITTER
haven't watching wwe since 2014 where did seths blonde hair go ?
They probably put the boots to him but damn that was cool of Dee Low
Too work people
Best heel in the business
Not happening user.
>It actually makes sense
Yes yes we all know You seen Manny posting on here, use it to gauge interest in the product & ocassionally make pro HHH threads when Steph won't let you watch her & Seth Fuck
It's no secret, Paul.
its a based look desu
...
Dean is leaving so it's now or never
Nice try Jack
ambrose
It jumped ship
He looks funny with tattoos and no hair
>meme
Oh, she used to be chubby. That explains the pancakes.
US Title Match
RAW Tag Match
WWE Championship Match
Thas it.
One of them caught aids from Kevin Nash or something so they're having a "get the band back together one last time" match
ending is going to be an absolute soul draining shitfest.. prepare your anus for disappointment.
roman and jasethy
dean is white so he is the only one that smells remotely decent
renees pussy juice on deans pants
Versatile Trap BF With my Own Apartment in The City.
If that's Becky Lynch in the other photo she used to be hot too.
IT'S FRINGE TIME!
Hasnt this "road to wrestlemania" been a complete clusterfuck? was it that bad years before?
newfag
She was chubby in nxt.
C'mere bitch, let's watch a Godzilla movie and you can blow me halfway through it.
Dean should get the wwe title at wrestlemania, it’s his time now.
>Sees 220+ Pounds Wrestler coming hurtling towards him
>Welcomes it arms Outstretched
What a Chad.
>When Vince runned Monday Night into the ground
Jesus Cole
I was in for 8 years as an officer, but I know that all the females were fucking everyone they could find. even had a female private blow me after PT.
I honestly don't think rape is that common, I think they're mostly slags.
why did my prediction get removed?
this has been a weird ppv, whats the main event? Is lesnar performing I haven't watched in a long time. I'm just on vacation and my brother has the network.
Because you are a namefag with no tripcode, and that autist hates that.
>one last motherfucking time
Dean looks so happy