Fastlane Thread #8
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I didn't even know this was on lol
>comes out on a crutch
>still going over
hoping for a double career ending injury
>becky is STILL selling her knee
what the actual fuck
>muh leg
N
SHE'S STILL ON THE CRUTCH?!?!?
HOLY FUCK
HOW DO YOU RETARDS STILL WATCH THIS SHIT?! SERIOUSLY, GO OUTSIDE, GET A LIFE, HAVE SEX.... ANYTHING BESIDES BEING A FUCKING RETARD WATCHING THIS SHIT, YOU FUCKING LOSERS
Wait, is The Shield gonna be the main event?
So what do people think of the story out there of someone planning to out Becky as a tranny with dox'd info shortly before WM?
>Becky wins RR
>But isn't in Wrestlemania
Why?
Also is Charles a heel now?
Charlotte is getting used to her lip injections. Count how many times you can tell.
Skipping this match to play a quick game of chess.
Give a move to open with White or Black.
Yes but WWE is retarded and can't write heels or faces
>summer 92
this injury angle is so fucking stupid and cringe lmfao
I don't ever watch the E anymore.
Is this what you E-drones consider entertaining?
why didn't they just give Becky a hold harmless agreement for her bout vs Ronda that had to be cancelled because of concussion
>inb4 Ronda comes out and causes Charles to loose via DQ
Pitstop
Zzzzzzzz
Reminder: This was the only exciting thing tonight because KO almost had a career ending or life threatening injury
10 secs in and already no selling the knee
KEK
so becky is also gonna do a seth rollins impression in wrestlemania?
Knight over nigger
So, if Charles loses here, how fucking pathetic does she look?
Does Charlotte really look that much better after her surgeries?
Guess how many times Rebecca forgets to sell her leg.
is becketty the female jasethy?
Oh mg god those ding dong diddly TITOLAS
lads im DIAMONDS
You are a cute user, a cute! :3
it's time to rewatch a stardom classic before based big dog
>Women wrestling
>becky is the new seth
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYY LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
She's doing it as an allusion to how Vince Jr. still won't "bend" to her whims of a Quin/Fleihr main event bout at the big one.
No, just people are focusing on her tits now and not looking at her face.
this is when you drop the knee "injury" and have her pummel charlotte
>wins Royal Rumble
>still has to beat Charlotte to be in the Title match at Wrestlemania
Royal Rumble buried.
Charlotte should get bigger bolt ons.
i think he actually snapped there for a second and the adrenaline made him just bang the table cause he knew how close he just came to exploding his face inward
>loose
stop fucking screaming
Link?
guess all the bexfags are about to realize she never was all that great a wrestler.
shit booked match
>muh knee
did they even ring the bell?
>Becky got no pop
Time to relapse
this match exposes the business
holy fuck
so they also ripping off the triple h vs seth rollins wrestlemania match just for becky?
LMAAAAAO
they've been ignoring it this long, why would they stop now?
>Becky wins no matter what because of WM
Boring
Gunna take a third piss break since the match started lads
But its to sell you on how intense and REAL this is. Don't you feel it user? How real this?
this has been a pretty good ppv desu.
the threads have been funny and everybody is in a good mood. Love yall
True
Of all the girls in the league why do you faggots keep calling Becky a tranny? She's cute as FUCK and feminine. Charolette looks more like a tranny. Carmella has the face of a dragqueen. That one pudgy "girl" with the tattoos has a dude body.
Fucking leave becky alone.
>still playing up this stupid injury that wasn't even believable when it happened
How do you fuck up such an easy angle
Bumpy bum is sweepy? How do I perk up the poopy pie?
>And moving onto two wom-
Is becky the worst seller in history?
Becky's selling is so inconsistent. She needs a crutch on weekly TV but when she's fighting or getting "arrested" her leg is fine, now she's limping, but sometimes not. Fuck she sucks.
“men” chanting for Bucky
Pathetic
So Becky is going to win with one leg huh
this is kinda hot
Just because everyone is having fun shittalking birdemic doesn't make it a good movie
Ric Flair will die this summer and Charlotte will be pushed to the moon. Screencap this.
Thanks for the reminder.. though there were a bunch a great spots in this match with an incredible ending. idiot
I wonder if this is what he was wearing on that night
>Knee injury makes Becky look weak
>Even if she wins, that means no-selling it like an amateur, or getting a cheap win that makes it look like she doesn’t deserve her spot at Mania
>Either way, if she wins it also makes Charlotte look weak
How can one detail fuck up a match so much?
>lil naitch is ref
>not helping charlotte
They actually killed Becky push but why?
Post Becky's adams apple her MtF couldn't get rid off
Adrenaline plus some fucking pain man
Yeah, if you like trannies
How many Muh Knee matches has Becky had now?
She’s gaining on Seth Rollins.
this is horrible
DAVE is going to kill him??? How will PAUL react to this?
>we missed out on Owens gone for a while again.
If Becky wins, only Charles looks like shit
>this is your mainevent in wrestlemania
edrones will defend this
This whole Becky saga is a clear example of something being overbooked
>very uncomfortable to watch
agreed
I havent been watching anything the past few months, if becky loses shes out of WM?
E Drone reporting in.
Currently here live, but this match is fucking boring, I want to spice up this dormant crowd.
Trips detirmines what chant I start.
>Women's wrestling fans don't have a leg to stand on when debating quality psuedo-pugilism, not unlike their favorite actress Quin. Hmmm.
This is literally the only one. Unless you count the last 5 minutes of the Rumble.
holy boobies
>glancing blow
2
As expected, this match is shit when it's not a gimmick match like Evolution
She is the new Stone Cold. She needs knee braces
Post tarps
the crowd isnt that into this :/
I would do thing to Charlotte Flair that only Prince would sing about
it's a work within a work. her knee is kayfaybe fine.
JUst kys so we can have an epic Yea Forums moment
THIS IS BORING
Benoit was murdered
>no ACT LIKE A LADY yet tonight
liar, I see Carmella with the money in the bank briefcase and Naomi in that pic
wut
>If
BASED BIG DOG
try to run to the ring lad
How is this doing anything but making Charlotte look week for not immediately defeating a 1 legged Becky?
STAPH HARLOT
HER KNEE IS KILL
U SUK
because it's fucking trash and cringe
If have a handgun start firing into the crowd, we should be able to see you. If you don't have one you live in Cleveland, what are you thinking?
Get your tits out
>you will never buy all the lemonade from baby's lemonade stand
Sorry Hana but now that The Big Dawg is back, he and Brock are gonna have another classic.
Becky is a man
THIS IS BORING
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
THIS IS BORING
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
Well she is doing a lot of showboating and fucking around, plus this match is gonna end with Ronda fucking them both up
FOR REAL
The past month of Becky getting injured, getting her ass kicked and simping out to Haitch and Steph have made it feel like she has absolutely no business in the Championship match at WM. She even had to steal the Royal Rumble in the first place. What kind of character is this? Stone Cold, my ass.
Which match is AJ Styles in?
Zzzzzzzz
You wanna give a raspberry beret and ride in a little red Corvette?
LOOOOL Rousey's autistic running
HAVE SEX
WRESTLING IS FUCKING FAKE
ITS ALL FAKE
What?
HAHAHA
>We now present this Smackdown weekly midcard match for your main event
>Ronda runs in
>Bex Wins
wow
DING-DONG DIDDLY CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
Interesting
>Ronda
you won the bet
BASED LONDA "WRESTLING IS GAY" ROUSEY
shout “niggers” as loud as possible
Based Tummy Rhonda
>EVERYTHING THEY JUST DID IS FAKE
CALLED IT!
how does she have a better jawline than me? i'm fucking heated.
Blacked braids
WE HATE NIGGERS
WOOOOOOOOOOO
There's no trannies here?
>Start booing because Ronda attacked Becky
Why are the fans so retarded? Have they never seen a run in before?
ITS HAPPENING
Finished just in time to skip the match.
Knew Ronda was coming in.
Such a perfect jawline, it only makes sense she'd gain a fanbase with the "right angle"
ya seethe charles?
Im not even watching this boring cringe fest lol
OMG WRESTLEMANIA IS HERE!!!!!!!!
>yrw your arm will never be in Becky's pussy
Jdimsa!
Becky did not like that one fucking bit
>people paid money to see this live
So gay. Just one punch!
ronda working me into a seethe
Jesus christ what an embarrassing end
POINT AT SIGN SEASON
I thought it was a tailer for the new Terminator movie
It is a gimmick match, but it's a shit gimmick
FUCKING FAKE SHIT
the bra and panties match with ya mom, i'm watching it live
overdue
wow. what a surprise. no really. so shocking. really.
that strike was pure as the driven snow
this makes no sense. why would ronda want a triple threat? she can lose the title without getting beaten
kek
BASED RONDA STOPPING THIS FAKE MATCH AND FAKE PUNCHING SO THEY CAN SETUP A REAL MATCH LATER
DING-DONG DIDDLY CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
Wait
is this actually the first time someone has intentionally DQ'd for a desired result?
Holy fuck. This booking sucks
worst timeline
Really really bad
That wasn't even actually Ronda. It was a body double. It's all fake guys. Fucking retards getting worked hard ITT
Based user. Please predict who wins the shoot fight at WM
AHAHAHAHAHA WHO THE FUCK IS BOOKING THIS ABSOLUTE NONSENSE
>This was the only exciting thing
lol
What the absolute fuck was Dunn thinking with that cut??
It's beggin for some ding-dong diddly cummola
>another match with interference
BECKY FUCKING BURIED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHHAHAHAHAHA
*points at the wrestlemania sign*
Their lost.
Second this
HAHAHA CHARLES SEETHING
Stop watching WWE
THE RULES!
WWE will die in ur life time
How can you make the triple threat sound like a disappointing outcome??
That was really dumb
You're a fucking wizard.
Yup
Was that part of the script, Ronda?
>the absolute state of fake sports
And you retards keep watching it.
Who's the bigger fool? Kys
gee. I never saw that coming. what a shocking turn of events.
I for one am shocked.
Firstly, becky should be pissed. Second, Rhonda is fucking retarded. She just made the match more difficult for herself. Third, disqualification isn't a win. If you can't change a title on a DQ then the stip shouldn't be able to be acquired either.
FUCK WWE.
Meh
>cheer for someone beating up someone you like!
just because it's the work that allows Becky into the WM match doesn't mean they should boo it you fucking idiot
why are smack womemes competing for the RAMs title?
DAAAVE ITS GONNA BE REAL
I am done with Sex with Bex. That was beyond lame.
Thank fuck
Oh man can't miss Raw tomorrow, it's getting REAL
that was unironically the only acceptable finish. the alternative was an injured shemale beating Charles again and killing his heat
kek yeah 2 things
how does a lady get that jaw?
Is one match going to be an hour long?
how fucking bad is it lads just tuning in
>MUH MAKEUP!!!
God I ding-dong diddly Hate women.
People still watch WWE?
Nah. Lita hit Edge with the title in 2006 so he would win
I would love to see them backstage right now
>WWE title now closing
LOCAL SPORTS TEAM BAD
runs ins are what make wrestling good ya pinhead
wait HHH and Batista not fighting tonight?
ELIAS IS BACK
Based Elias has been the best part of the show.
The lifetime of the Mesopotamian city of Ur? Cool
NO
Is it just me or has Elias been shit on guitar today?
Based Elias and le random segments
WRESTLING IS FAKE BUT BATISTA THIS IS FOR REAL
So did Ronda interfere against Vince's wishes and against the script, or is she following the script to get a match that won't be scripted but she has to follow a script here?
what the fuck is going on?
>Be extremely over
>Say some things that get cheers
>Start to sing "This city sucks and their sports team sucks a lot"
>Get booed
Every single fucking Elias entrance
She did one hit for the whole purpose of getting her the dq victory you should be cheering because its entirely responsible for Becky getting in the match.
WTF I LOVE ELIAS NOW
>there is another hour of this shit
becky doesn't deserve to be in the match
>this match killed the thread
Wow first time I have seen this.
Yeah need time for dean to turn on Roman after match
Chant "I need money for a better phone" clap clap clap clap clap
O
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BASED ELIAS WITH A MOUTHWASH AFTER THAT AWFUL TRASH OF A MATCH
they fear Asuka
Based Elias saying what we can't say
Based Elias
HONK HONK
>more Elias
I fucking love this shit.
Owens and Jericho did it to keep the belt of Raman
He is right about Leaveland
Because the RAM's Waman's division has no dimes outside of Bliss
Hope Batista gets that nose ring ripped out desu
Elimination Chamber ended a half hour early.
What the hell is up with these Elias performances?
she ended a FAKE fight so that she can beat up two FAKE fighters in a REAL fight in a SHOOT match at WRESTLEMANIA
you mean charles doesn't deserve to be in it
Here comes JJ
he’s always been
it’s supposed to be part of the gimmick i think
Jews
Stevie Wonder would have seen that coming
I'M WATCHING THIS ON MY PS3 AND THE LIGHT JUST RANDOMLY TURNED YELLOW AND NOW IT WON'T EVEN TURN ON, IT'S MAKING WEIRD NOISES TOO
WTF IS HAPPENING? IS THIS A WORK?
IM ON THE SHITTER WHAT DID ELIAS SAY
THEY CANT BEAT ME, SO THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY
maybe the first time in a long time. I remember they had a storyline with KO that would've been perfect for it, but instead they just let KO get squashed
Fuck I picked shield to win, but I just realized Dean's gonna turn and make them lose
CLEVELAND ABOUT TO RIOT
>not mentioning how the Indians always choke in the playoffs
Cleveland doesn't deserve this
Surprisingly pretty gud desu
ELIAS
RICHARD FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEUURRR
Hes the narrator
He's the narrator who acts like a lady
LIKE A LADY
(act like a lady)
MOMMY TIME!
Bros I love Elias but where does he go from this? It's already stale.
LACEY EVANS SAVES THE PPV
DEAD SON
LIKE A LADY
BRAP LIKE A LADY
Who the fuck is this thot
LIKE A LADY
(act like a lady)
I LOVE THIS BUTTERFACE SO MUCH FUCK
WORKING ME INTO A SHOOT HNNNNNNNG
dammit vince
ass
kek
FUCK YOU
>2019
>PS3
BRAP LIKE A LADY
loss stupid
No it didn't. It was only scheduled for 3 1/2 hours according to the schedule listed on the network.
BASED SNEK
this show has quickly fallen off a cliff and reigns being in the main event already is the shitty icing on the cake
RKO RKO RKO
How can one man be this based?
Ya seethe, Charles?
>Snoystation 3
If it’s a fat you were always on borrowed time.
They finally found a use for Elias.
NASTY NIGGERS BETTER RUN FROM OHIO
her fault desu, she tripped Charles
God how I hope they botch something at WM and Flair goes over, fuck Stone Cold Stranny Austin
what the fuck randall
Imagine he RKO'd Lacey lmao
No he was definitely pretty good the last few weeks or at least when he was face. Playing solid riffs.
based
Based randy
...
nothing wrong with that; i still have my ps3 in my bedroom for watching blurays and streaming stuff
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING LADS
I still don't understand the point Lacey enters and leaves the stage for about 30 seconds.
lol wtf is going on
>Oh god the fans are bored quick send out Ellias
so, wtf is happening here?
god damnit I wasn't paying attention and I heard "RKO" and thought based Randy came out and RKO'd Lacy...
BASED AJ HERE TO SAVE THIS FUCKING SHITSHOW HOLY SHIT
is it true?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>AJ vs. Orton at Mania
Really?
>YLOD during WWE
I can’t think of anything as a better sign from god
SNEK BTFO
BIG BIBLE AJ KILLS THE SNEK
It's called the yellow light of death. Your ps3 is dead bro. Buy a switch.
Unironically what did they fucking mean by this? What just happened?
Someone kayfabe me on this one
How did AJ know to be out at the ring for Orton to show up? Was he just there under the ring all night waiting?
Did orton RKO that walking slut?
I bought it new last year. I am broke and on gender meds
Look at all this stuff happening all over for no reason!!
bros this is ppv of the year so far
>Buy a switch
AJetty Styletty with the 10 second build up for Mania!!!!!!
he was spying on him in the locker room saw him get geared up and decided to do the same
Can someone explain the Lacy Evans gimmick? What does she do? I dont get it.
Did they?
God KO's reign was so nothing outside the Turn on Y2J
Time to cut yourself again tranny.
>YOU STILL SUCK
>YOU STILL SUCK
>YOU STILL SUCK
>YOU STILL SUCK
>YOU STILL SUCK
>YOU STILL SUCK
>YOU ST
They don't know what to do but don't want to not use the NXT call-ups
>Promo package for last week's Raw
Always stupid
Jesus christ. Just kill yourself, for real this time
this is fake right? i cant tell because charles is so ugly
This has been the most predictable PPV in along time. And thats saying something. Who ready for Ambrose to betray the Shield so Reigns has something to do at Mania?