Fastlane Thread #5
JOE
KAIRI PUSH WHEN
WHY WON'T THEY USE THE "JOE IS GONNA KILL YOU" CHANTS.
They were BASED
SHOW ME HER TREASURE CHEST!
N
Will they plant the seeds for the Sane v Lesnar matchup for next year's Mania tonight?
GOOKS = SUBHUMAN BUG PEOPLE
In case you don't have a stream
twitch.com/jebusmatoi
>Joe easily jumped the top rope and did a sunset flip.
Impressive
rtruth getting the biggest push of his life
nth for Bex
WO
of course shane is a simp
Carmela used to be hot
Next time one of you DOOFUSES takes a SHIT, i want you to push your head into the bowl and take a Big fucking WHIFF
because thats what a woman SHARTING, FARDING, or BRAPPING will smell like.
Hate to break it to you degenerate fart lovers, but its disgudting. Stop it.
fuck off incel
square-faced BITCH
>Shane is cumming in Kairi as we speak
n+1 for /ourman/
why would you ever use a stream other than taima.tv
and i'm not condoning /wooo/ either, i have that shit chat blocked, but they are the only place where ufc and wwe are pretty much 90% reliable
Based ancap Joe
KAIRI FELT THE THORNE
>-o racists allow here
Based Hulk Hogan, btfo'ing pol on a threadly basis
>based joe showing the simps backstage how to throw a chop
Wrestlemania against Lesnar.
it's all about the yang gang now, yangchads get in here
IGG
She looks a bit like Stacey Keibler.
The mask says "mask" on it
based
>the pat mcafee watch along is genuinely more entertaining than the actual show
Need one for Alicia Fox
HAI! HAI! HAAAAA!
Stop falling for larping libtards
we all hate nogs and jews, stop getting worked
It always sounded like he said Cock Cocaine
who keeps getting worked by andrade's boot elbow spot?
God this is so fucking boring
thinking about filtering this shitty namefag lads thoughts?
Joe’s gonna win, right bros? It doesn’t matter that every other title has retained tonight, right..?
Why isn't Andrade back in Japan helping Naito recover from his JUSTness, bros?
Andrade v Gable could be really good now that I think about it.
>>Dunno if I like Bayleys innocence or what futAsuka to plow me
Looks better now
mandy brought the heat tonight
Yang campaign is a money making scam. Filthy tranny.
fuck off nigger. go back to africa where you ding-dong diddly belong.
listen Yea Forums
i have a plan
*yawn*
let me know when the Big Dog shows up
Fuck off, ya Skeleton simp
>has kofi's chest
>Replacing a money making scam with another money making scam
There's nowhere to go but up. Unless Clinton runs again, which I fucking hope not.
>beaten by the ring apron
Anything with Chad "Slayer of Charly's boipucci" McAffee usually isml.
>setting us up to post nigger memes
I love you for that
Are rope breaks allowed in a Fatal Fourway?
APSHARK I INSIST THAT WE DO NOT GET INVOLVED
Haha, your IRON lost
>that fag with the airhorn
S T O P
T
O
P
Let me guess Dutch, you just need 1 more title?
WWE destroys all
not cool man
mmmmmm, zelina's done it now
Airhorns are based, you fucking numale cuck
Fuuuuuuuuuu so close, yet so far.
It's:
Based half-human hoping to get bred up the evolutionary ladder
>Dominick comes out of the crowd
>Rey is on the top rope
>Dom jumps onto the apron getting his dad's attention
>Rey looks at him and tells him to leave
>Dom pretends to go
>Rey turns around but Big Dimes Dom loads his fist with 2 rolls of dimes
>Dom busts his dad Rey in the face, costing him the match
>Rey vs. Dom, dad vs. Son in another WM shoot match. The third of the card.
>In the leadup Dom berates Rey for exploiting Eddie's death and using him to make money when Eddie was still alive
>implies Eddie is in hell for using him as a kid and being a drug addict
>Dom beats up Vickie in a hardcore rules match weeks later
>Dom goes over Rey at Mania, with a barbed wire match blowoff at Summerslam
What happened?
Why do these simps have to break up their manager fights every time?
YOU HAVE A MATCH TO WIN!
me on the right
Because Naito is ugly and he should be jobbing in tna
>Andrade is pinning Joe and the ref isn't counting
Tfw unironically a yangweeder before the memes
based joe
Just got in. Was I drunk or was this supposed to be an 1 on 1 match?
>Airhorns are based, you fucking numale cuck
crinfe
And just like usual, the PPV gamethreads slow to a crawl after 90 minutes.
BASED JOE STILL CHAMP
BASED
Shut up wolfie (carter).
THE FIX WAS IN THE REF CALLED IT TOO EARLY
How does Rey hit so hard that the camera shakes?
>R-Truth
Republican
>El Idolo
Democrat
>Joe
Ancap
rey can still go
joe killing mysterio live on air, enjoying this new 'edgier' product
THE FIX IS IN.
When do the primaries start? I like yang but he is going nowhere in the polls
based joey samoey
>white guys beat up a Black man
>white guy chokes a Mexican
they're not enough TRYING to be subtle tonight
most of us are on reddit
Joe
Joe
Joe
Joe
Joe
>chokes in 3 seconds
Joe looks so BASED with the belt.
BASED SINGAPOREAN STEVE
That was pretty meh especially compared to the match on smackdown
/pol/ wins again
HOW DO YOU PASS OUT SO QUICKLY
black republicans are the dumbest people on the planet. imagine actively voting against your own interests
Been a solid PPV so far
>black
>republican
Match of the night.
He’s very powerful
They should start at 8
Yea
Joe is literally a Yea Forumsedditor.
based
i was prepared to mark out
This is an ACE thread
>Joe is white
>wofie
You're the same dipshit that thinks wolfcuck is black but also says fuck niggers
Joe is not white, Silly! He's samoan!
>joe
>white
>gets hit with 619
>like 10 seconds later, Joe has his wits about him to put his finisher on Rey
I guess no one cares about selling anymore
EARLY STOPPAGE
This
>backing a guy who isn't going to even make it halfway through the primaries
it's like you've never voted before.
Joe, King of the monsters. Rey was mothra.
Nyquil works for me
Based WWE
Based samoan nigger Joe. I would totally let him fuck my daughter!
How the fuck Mysterio can still wrestle like that?
superstars that are conscious would put their hand up in the air to show the ref they're still fighting.
FUUCK TWO WOMEN
>Been a solid PPV so far
>an individual black can't be republican especially if they have a job
Also thank God for white men
>Beth Phoenix on commentary, making it a 4 person commentary team
Just replace Renee with her. She's shit, but at least she's better than Bart.
beth phoenix isnt attractive
.....about what??
it's a show about fake fighting, dude
Piss break
BOSS N' HUG.
Why would you sell vanilla midget flippy shit
is dare I say beth phoenix replacing renee young as the female commentator?
>Beth Phoenix on commentary
HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY CRINGE about to change to the Spanish commentary
1 MORE AND WE CAN HEADLINE WM35!
HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH!
>used to be
>not knowing the democrat roster is full of women
lol
I donated to help him get the required amount of donors to get to the debates this summer
Hes 12
mexican magic
Beth Phoenix was one of my first wanks. Just putting that out there.
hey fags just a reminder asp sucks and wooo rules fuck you cripplekikes and your Kevin Nash porno fantasies
Tell me one thing Democrats have done for blacks except keep them on welfare and poor as fuck. Go on?
>Two half breeds vs a half breed and a white with a 10/10 ass
I guess us /pol/acks are going for the faces here?
YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
ばせっど!
BAFED
>Bayley in baggy long pants
FUCK PAMELA, FREE THAT ASS AND THIGHS, THE DIMES WILL FALL FROM THE HEAVENS
>this match
>beth and renee on commentary
good time for a break lemme know when its over
She sounds like a kids TV presenter.
Look at all the fucking marks taking this bait lol
no u
Ok Adam
Shit break. Champs come out 1st, fuck this.
I want..no..NEED Sasha's creamy, caramel-coated thighs in my mouth
El MAYUYERO is waiting for you
is Nia fatter?
HORSE AND YOUR MOM’S FRIEND CONNECTION
IM NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS
WHO ONLY EAT WHAT THEYRE GIVEN
>Bayley and Sasha come out first
lol
can somebody post the clown sting picture?
Oh god Nia is getting fatter.
FEEL THE THORNE, BOBBY
>everyones interest are my own
Everyone needs to stop using this argument.
I could RNC you asleep in seconds if I get to put it in right
blacks are poor because they have lower IQ not because Democrats you stupid Drumpftard
It's called keeping yourself in shape.
Try going to the gym yourself some time, fatass.
Why do they have women's tag team belts again?
THE LOAD AND THE TOAD
Based user drawing the (you)s and working the Yea Forumsies
Press P if this is your piss break. See you in 10.
>undefeated as a tag team
What?
Thats DEFINITELY not true lmfao
You can hear ghosts fart when Tamina comes out
>Oh god Nia is getting fatter.
Half of /pol/ are Mutts like Joe tho
I say it's a good thing that outliers like him exist.
We should put them in charge of third world countries.
They brought them over from Africa. Fucking ingrate savages
Its a replacement, not the original Rey
>Corey BTFO of Sasha
>I grew up with ECW
>kids today growing up with "the hugger"
I'm posting on this shithole and somehow I fear this generation's fate will be worse than mine
Tamina.
Oh Tamina.
How are you still employed.
>nia's costume shows a normal girl's bone structure
Please please please please don't let this cutie and hotie be injured in this match.
I think so, or her outfit makes it more noticeable at least.
GOT MY COCK OUT
GOT MY LEGS IN THE AIR
I'VE BEEN EDGING FOR WEEKS
I'M FUCKING READY FOR THIS MATCH
>The black tag team are the heels
>the whites are the faces
This isn't even subtle anymore. They gonna get away with this scot-free?
Jews control everything because of higher IQ not because of zionism
Takins has a based theme, wasted on her
I'm not watching this piece of shit show, so the whole thing is technically my piss break
The cock and sock connection
Nia looking qt tonight
Is that a vagina on Nia's gear?
Vince will be bringing out some rope before the end of the night.
*kills an old woman*
FAITH
PLAN
TAHITI
P
to fill 3 hrs of RAM
I would totally fuck Nia in her big fat ass.
I would view it as a great challenge, like free climbing a mountain or fighting Rocky Balboa.
not him but it's because that area of town is probably racist
Why is she employed, literally no reaction and an overall garbage wrestler.
BASED RACIST LEFTIST
What does King Mysterious rule?
She’s like Yokozuna
>sasha
>hot
b2l*ddit
*Cracks*
*Sips*
AHHHH
its my shit break. P
I hope nia botches a leg drop and wipes Bayleys dumbass stars off her face. Face paint is literally cringe
Bayley is loveable so fuck off
>the way kids instinctively floss now
I fucking hate this
Sasha is so terrible at the thigh slap
Unironically stopped watching, Ive never been as uninterested in anyone as I am in this bald shitter and her shoe faced friend
Based Tamina ding-dong diddly destroy this mediocre tag team.
*shakes an old woman to death*
ARTHUR.
YOU CHANGED, SON....
A million (you)s to the user who calls the first botch
Who else browsing gamethreads with vr?
Come on... FAT FUCKS! I can't get eliminated now!
Long-term booking
Zionism and nepotism is a totally different thing dipshit. All Zionism means is wanting a Jewish homeland
I wish for this also but only so it could expose Nia Jax as incredibly unsafe and they can stop pushing her so hard
>Weak clothesline
>Cole: OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
why does he do this?
P
cringe
10 minutes to piss? Consult a doctor about that.
>crowd goes silent
send these cunts back to nxt
why is nia jax dressed as a cow
Kids dont watch WWE anymore my man
It's no different than some shit like the Macarena.
>Audience is taking a quick nap.
>Nia's outfit
I hope 14 Words Rowan is wearing an Amon Amarth shirt Again.
he's the only respectable candidate. also i think a lot of people are waking up to the absolute bullshit of conservatism. this time last year i never thought i'd be saying that shit but i'm starting to realize i was wrong about almost everything.
Nia is shaped like a jelly bean
I hate Nia Jax but also I don't
>Felt her clit being rubbed.
Well damn.
BASED
Her dad killed a bitch or something?
>tfw 4th graders are watching pron on their iphones yet will never know the shock of seeing men throw each other through thumb tacks and barbed wire
Nia is blown up after 10 seconds in the ring.
Spot on
Who's the white one again?
WHY CAN'T BAYLEY'S NUDES LEAK?!
WHY DO WE HAVE TO SETTLE FOR PAIGE AND CHARLES? I NEED TO SEE THAT BARE ASS
They're letting the women be sexier now, and they're in Cleveland.
holy botch
The World Record for the longest pee is 508 seconds.
user going for the gold.
You talk all this SHIT on nia jax asp
But if you walked into your room and saw a BUTT ASS NAKED nia jax and she said "mount me."
You KNOW you would.
Yes. She has to be consciously gaining weight at this point.
Bayley has no nudes, she is pure
fuck, sasha's terrible
>4 consecutive botches in a row
Absolute state of Nia, fucking hell
Oh look, its another one for Botchamania, making Maffew's job fucking easy these days
ugh
Probably. But I wouldn't tell anyone about it. I'd cum inside and get the fuck out of there.
Fucking Nia lmao
NIA FATS
>that botch
Nia Jax is just trying to get her own Botchamania special at this rate
HAD A DREAM I
HADNT NEIGHED YET
Dude I always say that. I want that BFA
christ this is fucking horrible
i went for a pee and a poo, and then trimmed my toe nails, and this match is STILL on
RIP Becky
>What a good match! I sure love women's wrestling!
Graves- Sasha was able to shift her wright at the last minute to cover up FatJax's fuck up
I really, really want to suck Tamina's cock
You mean the spic with the 10/10 ass
>nia collapsing under the 90 pound weight of sasha
yikes
I stopped watching during the Triple Threat tag match. What has happened since then? What's up with Kofi?
My fucking sides, Nia is so bad
>implying this shit show is better than the sandman entrance
They can see that botch tho
Nia is so fucking bad
Honestly who's worse, Nia or Tamina?
I wish bayley would do this to me.
This is the worst shit ive seen in years
They're watching men being skinned alive and dismembered in Mexican cartel videos. Hardcore wrestling means nothing...innocence lost.
>she needed Bayley to hold her hand
OH NO NO NO NO
she's dead
No, no i would not.
Bailey is gonna get her arm sent to snap city
I'm pretty sure the cellulite would be too much for me, she's have a better chance if she was in a dress a really long skirt with sleeves
HAD A DREAM I
HAD A FIVEHEAD
I also wonder why we get nudes from the ones with the weak bodies
Based CHADzam.
This is hot only because is a white girl getting brapcrushed.
I'm not like most guys, who only take just what they're given,
based, i'm still perfect boys
i don't care what anyone says, Bayley is a really good wrestler
>not realizing piss break also includes making another plate of food and getting another drink
spotted the Yea Forumsie that's never been to a party
Nia needs to show more skin. I wanna see some of those rolls sticking out of gear.
They legit both need to go back to whatever developmental is under NXT. They cant even get their timing right on things.
FATTY BURRIED
based empathetic nash
How is Nia that bad?
...
that was an absolute shitshow
FULL BATTLE CATTLE YOU FAGGOT.
Vince give her the strap now!
that was terrible
I was with a chick who was half her size and her size turned me off. So no, i wouldnt
inb4 Strowman transgender plot
>I am a homo sapien with an adequate "sex" drive. While I oft deny larger women, acknowledging our dimorphism in the moment would get my hips moving into her breadbasket. Not like Jagger, mind you, but with some gumption.
bayley saw how ospreay fucked up the fale roll up and did better
I think I'm finally getting a cleansweep
thank you based predictable PPV
>WWE takes the 2 most boring types of wrestling (tag and womens) and wonder why nobody cares about it..
What the fuck are they doing lads
Nia is worse, but car crashes can be entertaining.
Tamina just sucks with nothing spectacular to redeem it.
BETH IS RETURNING HOLY SHIT
I swear I remember her saying on an old podcast that women only use makeup and dress nice for themselves
Nikki Cross looks like that?
fixed
MOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!
Feels good, man.
Respect the Battle Cattle but do not FEAR the Battle Cattle
Tamina by far. Worst case of nepotism I've ever seen.
Beth looks like a thicc Torie Wilson
i work with 7th graders
they literally only watch porn and fortnight videos
what the fuck is going on?
Bah gawd her larynx broken in half!
Nattie Beth reunion incoming?
Please no
they ran out of jabronis to run out there
samoan neopotism
>Implying his """job""" of cobbling together clips that others send him over top of 8-bit music and 5 minute Simpsons clips isn't already easy.
-Nia and Tamina defend themselves from Beth and Farts attacking them first-
GET EM OUTTA HERE, HOTHEADS
that is what the heavyweight champion of the world should look like
if you don't care, why comment it on an open forum??
Do they watch fortnite porn?
boss n hug, battle cattle and nattie & beth at mania
if she did a decent splash i'd let it all slide desu. too bad her splash looks fucking terrible
I thought the same thing
>jealous burger intensifies
>having a WWE themed party
Wonder if Nattie is retiring at Mania with betho
I'm in awe at the size of this lad.
>Cole: There's absolutely no reason for this!
I agree.
>battle cattle
>having a party and wtaching wrestling
holy kek, i doubt it but i guarantee if theres any girls there they wish an alpha would walk in and take them out of there.
This is some boring shit.