WWE Fastlane Gamethread #4
ding-dong diddly cringe
EAD
Based funaki
[spoiler]twitch.tv
In case you don't have a stream
thats what kevin nash did in the summer of 92
Based Japs reliving Asuka shattering that bimbo's chin
I just ate a whole delivery pizza by myself
daymn
>reality> fantasy
everytime
Heavy machinery on the watch along.
wewtist
that was fucking gay as fuck
Are Aleister Black and Ricochet supposed to be the faces because I hate them already
>the state of the Revival's trucks
Yikes
>Japanese Team: blah blah blah.. ASUKA!
>Hindi Team: Blah blah blah.. WTF IS JINDER?!
>French Team: blah blah blah.. ehh KO is Canadian and he speaks French...
I fucking hate these two so much
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Imagine actually having the Meltzer mindset and being more excited for this smarkfest triple threat than based Shane/Miz vs Usos
FLIP FOREVER
these two have awful bodies. their legs are incredibly short lol
Fastlane is a WORTHLESS PPV
IM GONNA SPRAY IT BROTHER -HH
damn!
REMINDER:
I will always be superior to YOU
Which is a shame because they're fucking based wrestlers
>#FTR
KNWRITSO92, Carter.
>le funny racist man xD xD
Fuck off back to pol
Truly the reincarnation of JR
nigger
boring tag team match with vanilla midgets
waiting for Big Dog and Bobbo to make this ppv worth watching
Went outside to smoke a bowl when Bailey and Sasha showed up. Did I miss anything?
Holy fuck you can hear a pin drop in this arena. I haven't watched WWE in like 2 years, is this the status quo now or are they just pretending to be respectful Japs?
KOFI NEEDS HIS REPARATIONS
Scott Dawson tries too hard, it's cringe af
>tag your partner's opponent
>pin your partner
>win
NOTHING ILLEGAL
same, brah
This ones for you kid
>I like a WWE Diva for her appearance, not her wrestling style
You take time out of your day to seethe and cry about what other people enjoy. E drones live in ya head rent free. Cope harder fag.
>even edrones hate flippy shit
maybe they wont be sent to the gulags after all
crowd was seething for Kofi's match and Elias
Not your safe space.
Thread killing match
Looks like a reptilian shapeshifter
HOW DOES THE OTHER TEAM GET IN? WHY WOULD YOU EVER TAG THEM????
>flips
when will we have traditional heavyweight-based technical wrestling / brawling again?
What happened?
how much do you weigh
except the millions of illegals immigrants that flood the US southern border daily
Nah it’s just a boring match
reminder to ignore hanaposters
Damn black doing a lot better tonight
Did Bobby JUST let himself get hit for someone who wasn't even his tag team partner?
rent free
They tag themselves in.
nothing but tests of strengths.
Vince denying the black man a chance at the strap. Status quo
Kofi was put into a handicap match against the Bar because Vince is a meanie
Elias did his ur sports team sux lmao thing
Starting to pick up
Push Gable
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Does anyone know when WWE will be re-ordering the "I'm a hugger" t-shirts in the XXL size? I just went to their website to buy one and they're out of stock :(
that German was nice
Based Simon rocking that goate
MELLA IS CUMMY
there's no such thing as an "illegal person"
Are New Day not a thing anymore? Why is Kofi on his own?
Gable should be in the BOSJ, not nothing tag matches.
Man I wish Jason Jordan and Chad Gable never broke up.
>mega suplex spot
Man Ricochet made that SSP look easy
shame he doesn't have the look or mic skills
being obsessed with male anal sex is not a good thing user you are going to end up in prison
Where the fuck is Shelton Benjamin?
Gable is based.
CAREER ENDING BOTCH
based match
this match reminds me of something that would've been on nitro that made me switch over to raw
You wouldn't be saying that if they were flooding into israel, shlomo.
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
what about those Chinese crisper twins?
get worked ya simp
THANK YOU BASED RICOCHET FOR KILLING THAT CRYBABY ASS TAG TEAM VIA DAWSON'S NECK
Same Jason might have stayed healthy in a tag team
you can immigrate illegally, which makes them criminals
HE'S GOT A BICYCLE
link me the stream
They are, it's just Kofi is getting a potential singles push after he last minute replaced Mustafa Ali the go home to EC and in the EC itself and he got white hot reactions
The Raw tag scene is poison
Gable's a Chad
network.wwe.com
B A S E D
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"In a large forensic hospital, 39% of psychopathic patients had a consensual sexual relationship with female staff members" (Gacono et al., 1995)
"The malingerers were significantly more likely to have a history of murder or rape, carry a diagnosis of antisocial personality disorder or sexual sadism, and produce greater PCL-R factor 1, factor 2, and total scores than insanity acquittees who did not malinger. The malingerers were also significantly more likely to be verbally or physically assaultive, require specialized treatment plans to control their aggression, have sexual relations with female staff"
pdfs.semanticscholar.org
BASED FLIPPY SHIT RICHOSHIT
What the fuck is wrong with Michael Cole's voice? It sounds way more annoying than I remember
Renee really sounded like Bart there KEK
>Thank you for listening to my tale of survival
>falling for the raging libtard troll itt
guy you're all better than this.
except the fat fuck who ate a whole pizza
Hey guys, did I miss anything good this PPV? Had to drive my gf to some stupid club for a "girls night out." Third day in a row of this shit.
I didn't miss the WWE title match, right?
>watching raw when nitro was on
cringe.jpg
i'd rather be a criminal and on the right side of history/the border than live in mexio
You are this gay
How can you honestly be this big of a faggot?
fake punches
YEAH
HOLY SHIT THAT POP
Good match
This is getting a bit too homosexual for me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP BULLYING CHAD
those six boring jobbers in the ring need to get released
>WWE Diva
Oof
STILL ALIVE IN THE PREDICTIONS
THANK YOU REVIVAL
want to know how I know you didnt watch wcw wwf in late 90s early 2000s?
That was pretty fucking entertaining and I'm not a fan of tag team matches normally because the main roster tag teams are generally pretty shit.
BASED REVIVAL
So no titles change tonight? This ppv is a waste
CRINGE
>Oh
Renee Young
WHAT'S CARTER DOING IN THE FASTLANEZONE??!
She's getting blacked bruh
Almost breaking your neck for a firm vegetarian-friendly hotdog and no pop
>still havet to get their shit in after
Is that it? It must have gone about 6 minutes
This show is gayer than Kevin Nash's Twitter posts
Gable is so good, he deserves better.
Did Simon grow out a Fu Man Chu?
good match
i literally went to see both nitro and raw live back in the day
like wolfcuck works ya into being a shoot faggot?
Did Ricochet almost break his neck?
Dude the SD tag match was between Shane and Miz vs the Usos, it's not much better
This is how they use Black in his call up? Jesus.
Revival wins... Alestair Black's music plays.
NEVER
CHANGE
WWE
Seriously, how do you losers watch this shit?
>Thinking tittles change occur on the PPV before mania
Whats up with all these shitty finisher move names with numbers?
That indie shitter on 205 live has the 045
ricochet has the 630
Rey mysterio has the 619
Baron corbin has the 006
Whats up with that?
this
>The Revival can't even go over without looking like chumps
>Life has hammered me
not the only thing
gable and ricochet should be a team desu
>saves that picture
>acts like he isnt obsessed with gay sex
Yeah okay pal
Literally who watching to get drunk and laugh at with my Yea Forumsie chads
They were afraid that he blow his quads getting to a shoot
His music is better.
Charles has negative ass
Aren’t you watching this shit?
Loser.
based MRE poster
reported lmao
this retard is still on crutches
I'm shocked that there's 50+ people as retarded as you ITT, but here we are...
Charlotte is hot af
how long is she gonna need that crutch for
Black and Ricochet are being used fine you fag. and they will end up being against eachother, amd THEN Black will go on to much, much better things.
>charlotte's bobobs
rent free
I'M STILL IN IT BOYS, NO TITLE CHANGES
Charles is hot as fuck
How do they know that Becky isn't 100%?
Typical of pretty much every nxt callup. Don't really have any sort of push planned, we'll just throw you in a tag team where you can face a bunch of other teams made up of singles wrestlers we don't know what to do with.
at least the shield is main eventing so i can stop watching this crap 30 minutes earlier
I bet you think watching the Room with your bros is a waste of time to, ya fucking bore
Does alistar black have nipples?
so is rusev leaving or not holy fuck
>ricochet leaps over corner post and LED post for the first time ever
>Gable has the wherewithal to snek in a tag on Ricohet as he's flying by
Renee: "Perfectly scouted."
Is she the worst, anons?
>Dean's not resigning
Total work. I can't believe the AEW chads believed he was leaving.
>WORKED
hahhaa!!!
You simps are just too easy. Fucking retards.
dont forget about john cena 16 finger death punch technique
DING DONG
All this "Dean is not signing" talk is making me think he IS going to sign.
fuck just walking Becky is cringe as hell
>R-Truth still doing the same gay shit
God who watches this shit still
The key is to not take it too seriously lol
>not wanting to fuck crippled Becky
ISHIGGYDIGGYNIGGY
i'm reading the wiki page ya seething dronecel
>Might lose because muh shield
Becky's been "injured" for like 3 months now. This is ridiculous. Horrible booking.
Mysterio and Andrade should be removed since that match was changed
MAKE MELLA CHAMP AGAIN!
>don't make fun of me for being a pedo!
I imagine you don't take too highly of Nash rape spammers folder of Nash being raped by niggers huh shoot faggot?
why is R-truth hanging with that tranny?
how else would i post and goof around in raw/smack threads??
>Says this as the glow of his tv in his neck beard cave is the only light he sees.
Ahh ok fag
the 2 people who chose charlotte flair show yourselves
I wonder if Carmella's parents are proud of her
He said on jerichos podcast it has something to do with german experiments during “the war”
Carmella is perfect from the head down. Honestly, too bad about her weird tranny face.
Is Carmella being punished?
God she is literally made for black cock
Becky is so fucking cute I can't stand it bros
N-n....nNOOOOOO E CHADS...
We cant lose deano....
WASSUP
>that cut to the black BC chad no selling this rapping garbage
Plans change
Wow...you got me?
Please stop this nigger shit, VIIINCEE, HUNTEEER, DO SOMETHING
>Cringemella
If I was cute enough to make 6 digits a year to be a slut Id take it in a hearbeat
Punished by the BBC
worked you cumskin mark
JOBOLLO
Fuck you his WWJCD gimmick was great
Why does Carmella look so weird now?
bro who cares
Nigga you gay
This PPV fucking sucks
nice hiss
Considering her dad was a jobber, I'd say yes.
You know Nash is a card carrying liberal democrat right?
my opinion of carmella has lowered ever since i found out she bangs graves
When Andrade Cien Almas get shortened to just Andrade?
Zelina is so hot
What if Joe doesn't win guys?
Give him the rest of his name back
God I wish I were her
I can't believe how much this company has died in the course of 1 and half years. Holy shit all their "stars" on the PPV before their biggest show of the year getting absolutely zero reaction. Fucking sad
I WANT TO PUT ZELINA IN MY POCKET
BASED IDOLO
she's somewhat wealthy, has medium-term stable employment, gets to travel the world and is surrounded by healthy-strong males - what's not to be proud of?
Immigrants spur economic growth and immigration law should be as laissez-faire as possible. Anyone who says otherwise is anti-capitalist and supports social engineering.
the alternative would be jobbing on house shows
>you now remember when Vince discovered "whoop there it is" and made Truth say it for a year or so
Based pocket poster
I laughed when the cut to the black dude in the crowd just watching white boys rap along holy shit
The wiki page of a live event that describes whose music is playing? Try harder loser.
>Carmella's current gimmick
>Mella signing
Christ. Shut up and just stick with what you're good at...shaking your ass and breaking up families.
Tfw Joe can actually lose tonight
Carmella used to look like this
I have the desire to ejaculate whilst having my penis inside Carmella's vagoo.
Meanwhile Nash IRL:
Tahiti Tim is obviously going to retain here
fucking this
Damn right
>SEETHING
Hahahaha!!!
I just keep killing em baby!!! Fucking retards ALL OF YOU!!! Worthless fucking e-drone get a fucking life you loser!!
She died her hair because Truth thought all blondes look alike. It helped her turn face
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
FOUR FOOT NINE
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
NOT ONE DIME
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
KILLED A GUY
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
GAY MYSTERIO
Who's that jumping off the boat
Flairchad here, I've gotten every match wrong I think. Watched the Rumble and then before that I think Summerslam, or a couple of episodes after. But I always vote for Charles because of her great talent.
No more contract obligated championship rematches in wwe??? Since when?
I'm still in! I'm assuming the Andrade/Mysterio match is null at this point since they made it a 4 way.
What the fuck is going on with Joe's hair. Nigga looks like season one Frasier.
Mella is MEEEELTING
seriously through, what's going on with her face?
and??
Becky’s been injured longer than Roman had cancer.
Unironically got a clue. Trump's a fucking jobber.
i literally hope we get to see rey's jumpy entrance at mania =(
Sure Schlomo sure
>he had to check wikipedia
lmfao worked
Black lnows how to pick them.
>barely any noise for even Rey
holy shit cleveland
how do white women compete with latinas?
i want to fill her with my israeli cum and have her carry my kosher male heirs
Wow she fucking ruined herself
since they united the authority figures on both shows
San Jose Joseph
Hahaha it was like the reverse of this classic
shitty shop, try harder next time mark.
holy fucking based - you sir are a god
BASED THICC DADDY JOE
belt looks good on joe lads
Her lips are about twice as big now.
Blame the show not the crowd
I always vote for charles because of her great boobos.
Rey new masks with the hair suck. He needs to go back to his old style masks.
FRIENDLY REMINDER REY MYSTERIO KILLED A MAN IN COLD BLOOD
Oim the mon!!
I dated a latina very similar to zelina vega.
Biggest mistake of my life. She was constantly at my back, OBSCENELY jealous, wanted to fight all the time (then make up an hour later). Eventually dumped me after a year and a half because she was convinced i cheated on her
Im an asp chad
I barely have friends as is. So idk what she was believing about me having side hoes or whatever.
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joe better not fucking lose
oh dear
Based OG Gamergater.
Joe is undoubtedly /ourguy/.
I wantt o worship Mella's feet until her legs shakes and she loses control of her body
>top guy in NJPW
>Rumble winner
>currently tagging with a guy desperate to leave WWE who is one small step above a dancing gimmick
>jobbed out on the preshow of a C- PPV to a couple of shucking and jiving blacks
What went wrong bros?
>has kofi's chest
SMO JOE
Vietnamese Vinny
BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP
no u
>girl I've been talking to just called me over to have sex
>tell her I'm watching WWE Fastlane
>She gets angry and hangs up
I don't understand
that's pretty much part of being mexican
I read she hated her (more) natural eyebrows but I think they look 100x better.
Cringe.
Nice cope incel
based af pocketposter
what ass?
haven't been watching, what's Styles's angle going into mania?
>top guy in NJPW
lol
Why is that goblina in such despair?
I
JOE IS GONNA KILL YOU
S-Stevie W-Wonder??
PAPUA PAUL
VANUATU VINNY
GUAM GARY
FIJI FAUST
>Anyone offering you sex
Didn't bother reading the rest
got lazy and just took easy money opportunity where he has to put in 0 effort - same with asuka
Similiar experience for me with a black girl.
So I Pumped & Dumped.
>Tougher that OOT water temple
kek
>not making a socially acceptable excuse
your own fault
>tfw no feisty Latina gf to have angry sex with
Replying to your own post. Holy cringola.
Kys incel.
>claims that's Carmella
>Literally says Leah
Uh... didn't Somoa Joe just win the title in this exact same match?
What's with these multi man matches. It's not even WrestleMania yet and already with this shit?!
You fucking losers watching this need to be gassed. I'll piss on your grave, geeks.
THAT DIVE BY JOE WAS BASED
probably Orton but who knows
>3 people in this match are 39 and over
you folk aint welcome here
she probably doesn't have the network
>andrade went from preshow to main show real quick
stupid kofi fangirl
I'm sure your leftist cuck will win next time soyboy
TOPE SUICIDA
...
cringe
>inspired Fade to Nap
>inspired Fade to Shadman
Aleister Black is my creative spirit animal now.
that is her name
Have sex
>Shop
>Actually his twitter
What did wolfie (Carter) mean by this?
i usually tell my gf i have to help out my mother when i dont want to hang out
Best suicide dive in the biz
SAMOAN JOSEPH THE ONE WINGED ANGEL TAKING FLIGHT...
MICRONESIAN MIKE
9.99 and ppv free for new subscribers, maybe she doesn't know
he's right
>the bookies are never wrong
you make the lamest threads
What Would you prefer he do user? A hardy handshake??
who here keeps getting worked by andrade's big boot elbow?
>If you don't like Trump, you're a leftist
The retard has jobbed to Israel, Saudi Arabia, AND Pelosi, you stupid faggot. The dude sucks.
>the washington examiner
...
Fag
Yes
>sam thinks the shield coming back is dumb
yeah, hes based
>the entry of Bernie Sanders as #12 in the race didn't even budge the numbers
Bernetty never drew a single dime
NEW
Imagine believing this. Fuckin dude at this point could lose to a ham sandwich
>leftist cucks winning by turning socialist
Keep out of your Yea Forums bubble dipshit. Discord trannie memes aren't real life. Normies are still going to vote for him
You realize Rassmussen is a fake GOP pollster right?
Reminder that Joe is 39, Rey is 44 and Truth is 47
Yeah I'm sure you heard that from snopes who is one cuck and a cat lady
No, I know it by actually paying attention to pollsters. Rassss is a joke of a pollster.
they were right about 2016 :^ )
