Wwe Fastlane 2019 Gamethread #2
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I love WWE.
how much longer until armpit mommy
GOAT mommy
Just returned from Sheetz with my bacon cheeseburger topped with Boom Boom sauce and onions, fries, mozzarella sticks, and a big cup of Mt Dew Goji Citrus Strawberry. HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA
GET THE FUCK ON TWITTER
>MULTIPLE PICTURES BEING CIRCULATED
UNDERTAKER SEEN ENTERING BACKSTAGE
GET THE FUCKG ON TWITTER ITS HAPPENINGG
wow the wrestlemania song is shit
EC3 hitting on Alexa even though she's married
Shane is the most boring person on the roster. I would rather see a sheamus match.
She should do porn.
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Fuck, just seeing her gets me excited. Only thing I'm waiting for on this PPV.
I miss her lads
A E DUB
A E DUB
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Nakamura?
>corban going gray
If you've never rimmed a girl, you've not truly lived.
Drew is the only one there that isn't a total geek on the mic
BOBBO
>we've been dominating Monday Night Raw for the past few weeks
what? by jobbing to Finn fucking Balor who is half any of your size?
Remember when baron corbin was severely balding and kept wearing a Combover to the ring every week?
Why doesn't McIntyre, Lashley and Corbin have nicknames?
spidergwen a shit and a dead meme
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who?
U r ghey
It'll be the only title change on the show so probably right before the main event.
why isn't Bart on commentary anymore?
Holy shit fuck this guy, Elias is dicks
>bobbo speaking
that's exactly why he'll never get the strap, he's just so fucking awful at everything besides from juicing
I've been annoyed for a while now by him always putting himself in high profile matches at Mania
A E DUB
A E DUB
>Elias
yawn
In other news, I stepped on the scale and I finally came in under 365 lbs!
>Hello I am Elias and your town bad
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t. seething white guy
Sheetz master race also reporting
This should say Shadlings.
BASED ELIAS BURYING MIZDAD
Honestly not really. She's popular because she's hot(nothing wrong with that) but as far as acting ability and roleplay scenarios she's pretty bland. But yeah she cute
she's on the watchalong lad
youtube.com
>using pre chemo roman pics
He's at least 50 lbs lighter
Jesus christ dude
MIZ and CLEVELAND BTFO
Lexi stuffing her face on livestream
HAWT
A
Elias with the predictable Bron joke
Keep working it off user its tough. I was 460 down to 397 in 7 mths. Didint wanna die
I like her jowls. Nice and meaty.
HUH?!
ok?
They really just sent out elias to sing?
uh, lad
>Autista
crinfe
WRESTLING IS FAKE
Uninterupted Elias performance, what?!
>Still no championship opportunity for Eliath
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Hey Hunter. Paige here!
Do I have your attention now?
HUH??!!!
Epic troll!
The fact there is someone like that bothers means
I can't believe Batista (David) shoot (real) attacked a 70 year old man (Richard) backstage
How fake?
It’s so fucking dumb that I can’t help laughing.
MAN-DY
Nice toes Conrad.
I mean good job user keep it up but damn man do something about those toenails
Time for FATSUKA TO JOB OUT TO MANDY
You might wanna see a doctor about those feet.
That was barely a year ago and she looks 20 years younger than she does now.
so little to this match they don't run any promo before it
no it's G
They used to be much worse lol
>Mandy arrives
>Audience totally silent
What if he walked out in a dress, did nothing, then walked back? That would be crazy, huh?
EMPRESS TIME
*Comes out to dead silence near you*
>womyns wrestling
FATSUKA HUNGRY
I knew those Sonya pants were going to fucking awesome.
>Mandy Rose
>Golden Goddess
>black ring gear
???
Mandy might unironically get the least reaction of all time holy shit nobody's even moving
What do you mean? It's not fake. Those are real people. It's not a cartoon. Go back to or your kind isn't wanted here
Why can't all white girls squat like Mandy?
Based big butt Mandy ding-dong diddly take the title off flabby mommyska tonight
I like that little hug Sonya gave Mandy when he helped her up :3
Can’t wait for the HLA angle.
MAN
DEEE
IF MANDY ROSE DOES NOT WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP HERE
i will post a picture of my bare, tight, hairless, WHITE ass hole.
Thats how god damn sure i am. Just watch.
IT'S MOMMY TIME
>shadman
MOMMYBOS GET IN HERE
LET'S SEE MANDY GETTING BTFO
Is Sonya Mandy's lesbian bodyguard godmother? How do you get by her to get to Mandy?
Looks like two fans about to fight
>big leagues
Ausooky up next. Mandy is ass
CALM DOWN SONYA
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Aren't wwe ppvs starting at 8pm? it's fucking 6:39pm
Not a chance Mandy wins here. WWE Booking, as usual. Can't change the formula just a bit.
give me a run down, Yea Forums, what have i missed?
Mandys winning
I'm at backstage and Asuka just left the catering table fucking empty
I would enjoy a round of sexual intercourse with Mandy Rose
FAT AND WIDE
GAINED SOME MORE WEIGHT
FATSUKA HUNGRY
GET OUT OF MY WAY
Mandy got an oversized head.
BASED ASUKA
Looks fat.
god she is cringe
not gonna lie, i'm a footfag and this is hot
ok op you better deliver
>women’s championship match
>Absolutely zero pop
When was the last time Asuka was even on Smackdown? I thought she was low-key injured. Don't even remember any mention of this match at all and I watch every week.
You just know Sonya is going to consolation scissor Mandy tonight.
GOOK
FLABBY MESS
I LOVE HER
>cropped
You're not fooling me
mmmmmmmoooooddddssssss
Brie Larson?
T H I C C
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DIET LIV MORGAN
DIET LIV MORGAN
DIET LIV MORGAN
DIET LIV MORGAN
DIET LIV MORGAN
you could also post a picture of a toy WWE title shoved up your ass too. either will suffice for your punishment.
Does Asuka smoke? Her teeth are so obviously yellow.
you're an hour wrong. Clocks changed do DST
Here we have Mandy, the pinnacle of white beauty.
Yet some of you tards on here will be going gaga over that fat, ugly gook.
>sonya will bully you spit in your mouth
How does it even get that bad?
If Mandy wins, we riot
I don’t get this meme. Asuka doesn’t even have kids..
Would you pump Asuka in the butt?
Y/N
BASED
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD
Bryan's arm looks edited on
Good advice
but not retarded
Started at 7pm, and it sounds like you did the job to Daylight Savings.
Holy fuck
It just hit me
Shes named "asuka" because shes from Osaka (japan)
Wow!
pics faggot
What makes Asian mommies so appealing?
What happened to the predictions?
Did 2Cold forgot it already?
>get home
>immediate piss break match
perfect
Right leg kick
They’re fighting over a backyard wrestling wooden belt.
If Asuka loses tonight I'll take a four oz shot of 4 different 100proof plus liquors. 1oz a piece of course I'm not going to the hospital for fake sports.
sicko
user, Charles confirmed that shit last year at Wrestlemania.
I thought it was because of Lioness Asuka
PREDICTION GUY WHERE R U
>Sonya DeVille watching from ringside
>All she does is watch
HOLY FUCKING LMAO
Xev does porn. She has plenty of videos fucking her man and giving blowjobs. She probably the best roleplay pornstar ever.
>It's not her fault Asuka's easily distracted
based low-iq mommy
I'd fuck the gay out of Sonia
nothing
This is an aryan board, take your weeb shit to reddit
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Just Asian.
I thought this started at 8. What did I miss?
ORAL SUPPORT
Sonya makes me wish I was born a lesbian.
Why does Asuka wear a thong over her gear?
delicious floppy titties
>Sonya makes more money that Mandy
>wrestles half as much as her
based russo
mandy is a chestlet
So i have to be free since 3pm for Wrestlemania?
Fuck this company
>No predictions
botchamania
It's the tummies
>TT
BEST MOMMY, Shame about the state of her tits but the rest make up for it
Maybe she would fuck the gay into you.
Based Shane turning heel and beating Miz’s dad. Elias singing.
>Have Headache from lack of sleep due to time change and sudden storm
>Have chest cold that was bad enough to make me think I was having a heart attack and cough up sizable chunks of phlegm
>Still going to watch Fastlane
What is wrong with me?
>Sonia
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Thats FUCKING it lads.
Im DEMANDING
NOW.
that all of you give me AT LEAST a 3 sentence description of Mandy Rose BUTT HOLE.
DO IT.
IM NOT KIDDING .
Jesus christ, Mandy, you are so bad
What the fuck was Sonya doing
BOTCH
Asuka shooting rn
>botches again
How long till a neck is broken?
HOLY SHIT REST IN PIECE MANDY'S SPINE
He got busted and fired for being stupid
>asuka too fucking fat to carry
based
Aska botched that body press. A simple fucking body press.
>crowd dies
This match is going way too long.
Who is this?
>that puss lip slip
Nice.
Thanks mandy camera guy
It's shaved. It's gold. It smells like poopoopeepee.
I love it when refs count on the womens hair
card got tweaked and is gonna get tweaked later probably so what's the point?
And the slanted pussy
Someone screenshot that close up of mandy's ass as she got up.
Any of my fellow masculine /hoc/ chads in this thread with me?
God this bitch sucks
It’s mostly pink. With little crevices of tiny orange cracks in between. It surrounds a crusty brownish center.
lmao wut
Asuka and Becky have barely been on Smackdown the last month and a half. The Smackdown womens division has been awful since they started booking the Wrestlmania storylines.
Mandy's ass is LOUD tonight.
HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
How was the smackdown tag title match? I just got here
Send Mandy back to the PC
>they're gonna break up Mandy and Sonya
it appears bobbo is retarded just like me
>rags
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
BASED EMPRESS
MANDYFAGS BTFO
BASED EMPRESS
MANDYFAGS BTFO
BASED EMPRESS
MANDYFAGS BTFO
BASED EMPRESS
MANDYFAGS BTFO
BASED EMPRESS
MANDYFAGS BTFO
BASED EMPRESS
MANDYFAGS BTFO
BASED EMPRESS
MANDYFAGS BTFO
BASED EMPRESS
MANDYFAGS BTFO
lmao the fuckin state of mandy rose
Snap city
DELIVER NOW OP
what the hell was that ending
yikes
There you go
ahahaha antiweebs BTFO
What the hell was that?
it looks like one of those chocolate seashells.
Literally tripped and ate the pin.
MANDYFAGS DESTROYED
WHITE RACE SEETHING
THIS IS THE AGE OF THE ASIAN
(no, but for real, absolute state of this match)
HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GUYS THOUGHT SHE WOULD WIN THAT TITLE? HAHAHAHAHA
...that's fucking it? holy shit what a shit match
Based
next time, for sure
Fire Russo
Asuka's flabby armpits are disgusting
>laffs
What the fuck did she pull out the Singapore cane for?
What the absolute FUCK was that finish Bruce.
>Hits you better than Aleister Black
That was terrible, I hope Sonya turns on her
I hope they push Sonya.
I made up a superhero that has a mega dick that shoots endless cum. He’s powered by Mandy Rose’s farts
Just kill me please what an embarrasment
THAT KICK LOL
BASED ASUKA
Tonight is the night of tag team break-ups
ending with the New Day
Sonya lesbo fantasies BTFO
Mandy is HOLY
>hot white diva who has some muscles and isn't entirely green
>still put the title on a fat, old asian wrestler who cant speak any english and no one outside of edrrones like
seething
Asuka haters seething over Vince desk
Stop in the name of love...
YAY! I don't have to drink a bunch of high proof alcohol! Thanks Asuka for saving my liver!
Wait could this be...an actual storyline developed outside the Womens championship?
Mandy rose anus is sexy. Also is beautiful, not smelly and pink. Finally but not as less important, is property of Sonya Deville.
Is this merit of the new female writer they hired?
What the fuck is wrong with Kofi's chest?
>Sonya deville singles run
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Why does Sonya exist?
Just to suffer?
based retard kofi
just got home, this shit started early?
daylight savings got me all fucked up
some one zoom in on that quick cut of Mandys vag.
It's the casting couch.
I'm a mandyfag and I'm not even from the white race
Based Asuka re-arranging that dumb bimbo's jaw.
Keep lesbians out of wrestling, Mandy is for men.
NOOOOO MANDY AND SONYA BREAKING UP
BASED VINNY MAC
biggie's chest is literally 10x larger than kofi's
>no pop for kofi
i knew it was a fluke
THAT MATCH FUCKING SUCKED
KEEP THESE TALENTLESS WHORES IN THE MID CARD WHERE THEY BELONG
hottie
where are the predictions at?
The absolute state of this company's booking
That kick though
Based Rakesh
where you come back from? the local mcdonalds?
it’s atleast been gaped to 4 inch diameter
likely brown
no hair though
lmao they're working that vince has dementia
As a face no less.
KOFIMANIA IS RUNNIN WILD
Ok what the absolute FUCK happened to Kofi's chest?
What in the actual fuck
IT'S HAPPENING
Kofi says
>I keep knocking the door and they keep telling me to wait!
Vince says
>I've been waiting here for an hour!
Who was in the wrong here?
BASED VINCE WORKING THE NIGGERS
TRIPLE THREAT FOR WWE TITLE RIGHT NOW
Why do people want Kofi as champion?
THE SHIELD VS THE SWORD MAIN EVENT
LOLOLOLOLO
That was revenge for dropping her on her neck.
ELEVEN YEARS NIGGUH
Payback's a bitch.
>Inb4Kofieatsthepin
Mommy!
I see you’re a fellow brapchad of culture as well
>wwe championship now
kofi is literally eating the pin so bryan can retain without fucking owens return momentum
>romanetty is the main event
ohhohohohohoho
Ah fuck I should have taken those predictions more seriously if half of them were going to be thrown out.
There's gonna be a screwball ending on this one.
>Kofi
>11 years
Who cares? BASED Ryder has been here longer. Where's his push?
I have no idea how wrestlers are not spitting teeth all the time? Do they take gum and jaw steroids?
Fucking KeK
Vinnie Mac lookin a little small. He got cancer? aids?
The door.
Vince replaced Kofi with Owens
now he's putting Kofi back in
what the hell
i haven't watched raw/sd in 2 years but i would start watching if they actually managed to convince him to eat it
>oh a lil backstage promo
>I'll listen on my headphones and go make a drink
>prepping drink
>match gonna happen.. RIGHT NOW
FUCKING HELL VINCE!
>implying its not oi muh man vs charlie
Anyone spot that blue haired girl kofi just ran by?
wait the WWE championship match is right now?
shit writing at it’s finest
meme
>thats for dropping me on my neck ya dumb cunt
>Vince redeems himself for saying nigga
he has the old
kek, based
Asuka spanks herself instead of slapping her thigh??
Whooping cough.
>Roman Reigns is back to main eventing
Oh god he's main eventing Wrestlemania again somehow, I just know it
went to a nice mexican restaurant with my gf
then did some shopping ya dink
KOFI GONNA WIN
REMINDER: THIS IS HAPPENING BECAUSE UNDERTAKER IS ENDING THE SHOW, INTERRUPTING THE BECKY/CHARLOTTE MATCH
CAP THIS.
kofi is over like rover
there has never been a blak wwe champ
He's shoot senile
Cause black is in now...
SWERVE
mommy does not forget
as part of the people I don't want him to be champion
Holy fuck's she's hot as fuck
nice now I can stop watching after this match
FUCK THIS COMPANY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO BASED KOFETTY DING-DONG DIDDLY BURIEDOLA
HOLY SHIT
BASED SWERVE
KOFI BTFO
>Vince now has a White Supremacist Gimmick
When did they Hire Raimi?
....bitches
LOL GET FUCKED NIGGER
KOFI VS THE BAR IN A HANDICAPPED MATCH
BULBASAURS BTFO
ACTUALLY MEGA BASED
what the fuck
Vince you’ve got the shittiest writing
Luke Harper will interfere.
NEW
AND BASED VINCE
It's official, Vince is a racist
Vince generating that nuclear heat
Wow talk about recycling the Daniel bryan stroryline from a few years ago
SIKE KOFI
BASED VINCE
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jews brainwashed low test white americans and kriss jenner little white girls for years
MFW the bar put a noose around Kofi and tell him this is maga country
JUST CHOP THEM OFF YA SIMP.
VINCE MCMAHON IS A LITERAL KLANSMAN
Why wouldn’t Kofi just refuse to compete?
People like Kofi don't get to be WWE Champion
seething
Its Russo
YA SEE KOFI
Ahahahaha I actually like Kofi and even I think this is based as fuck
I was asking the same thing. Fuck's sake man...
Or he will join Dbry as a part of his stable, but I hope you’re right.
this just means he's gonna win it at wrestlemania or some garbage
People like him dont win championships.
nigger
I ahh just don't think he has what it takes
Wow a buried alive match in 2019. 8/5 stars
>she bullies you to spit into HER mouth