Wwe Fastlane 2019 Gamethread #1

Press W if you think Luke Kehmia was a work

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Put the strap on this girl

White people

Would you?

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Seriously, if you still watch wrestling with how horrible it has become, you literally have no life.

That wasn't a bad intro

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/po/ reporting in

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WHY THE FUCK IS BLISS HERE

youtube.com/watch?v=gLujLCpd0UM

I never noticed her gut

1P The New Day (Big E and Xavier Woods) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura and Rusev Tag team match –
2 The Usos (Jey and Jimmy Uso) vs. The Miz and Shane McMahon Tag team match for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship –
3 Daniel Bryan vs. Kevin Owens Singles match for the WWE Championship
4 The Boss 'n' Hug Connection (Bayley and Sasha Banks) vs. Nia Jax and Tamina Tag team match for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship–
5 Asuka vs. Mandy Rose Singles match for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship–
6 The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, and Seth Rollins) vs. Baron Corbin, Drew McIntyre, and Bobby Lashley Six-man tag team match –
7 Charlotte Flair vs. Becky Lynch Singles match
If Lynch wins, she will be added back into the WWE Raw Women's Championship match at WrestleMania 35 –
8 The Revival (Dash Wilder and Scott Dawson) vs. Aleister Black and Ricochet vs. Chad Gable and Bobby Roode Triple threat tag team match for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship –
9 Samoa Joe vs.Rey Mysterio vs. Andrade vs. R-Truth Fatal four-way match for the WWE United States Championship

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH

I have literally never touched a vagina in my entire life.

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BASED

>Filename.

Kek.

/m/ Here

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why not?

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Yikes.

In my day this would be a bad monday right raw card.

Carlos Cabrera is a underrated commentator

Link to a free stream, you tards

g

>HERE COMES TH....

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BASED BROWNS

Touched your mom's when you came out of her

Based C-section user

/k/ here, looking forward to a mediocre wrestleshow

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Who /miz/ here?

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link to stream plz.

Abstain for life brother.

wtf it looks like Keri Russell

>Miz in Browns gear
well he's gonna lose for sure now

There he his, George

network.wwe.com

bought a fish today named him terry

TOP

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network.wwe.com/

>Cleveland is awesome
youtube.com/watch?v=Vpr_KaaRjW0

/m/ here, bringing you the word of our Lord and Saviour

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BASED EL PADRE DEL MIZ

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You'll get your chance when all the white women become single moms

>missed the preshow because they apparently started that at 6pm
k

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>getting worked by incels that have one another

You truly are the most worked fag

>miz losing on home turf

BASED

Yea Forums

>uso's still get crickets 30 years into their careers

/pol/ here.

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I can't believe they're still going with this retarded Miz's dad story line

imagine paying to view wwe shit

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*no sells your finisher by kicking out at 1*
*stands up straight away*

Yea Forums reporting in

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go to wooo you numbuts, it's literally the first post.

/vg/ here

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This Miz daddy shit is weird.

Where predictions guy

WHERE IS RENEE

Fucking roasties
if he was Chad she'd probably suck him off on the spot

is the WWE really that big in germany that they get their own announce team in the floor?

Yea Forums feeding and sneeding

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>been like a year since they started doing this and you still haven't gotten the memo

why should anything change for such voice cracking shitters?

/tg/ here.
Shane’s the guy who dumped Charisma but still tries to use Intimidate, and gets offended when it fails.

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>managed to sync my stream up with the watch along

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Shane's turning tonight, right?

Pre Show over yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=gLujLCpd0UM
watch-along with Bliss, Christian, Cathy Kelly, IIconics

honestly. why are we seeing this match again ?

Remember when people thought Shane returning was going to save the WWE?

She isn't a Smackdown commentator.

>Miz only reppin the Dawgs because they have a decent QB now

RAW commentary, this is smackdown commentary

Yea Forums here, wishing Vince gets a clue and panders to the mommy audience

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Shane McMahon pure strikes

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nevermind FUCK

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it goes on until about 10pm

no

yes

Because we need to do something to set up for Shane's WM match

MIZ IS AWESOME

Please tell that they're saying "Miz is awesome" and not "This is awesome"

No
Who the fuck thought this?

duh fuck is WWE just streaming the whole thing for free with these people's annoying voices over it

Based Kiyobro

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Fastlane more like Fastlame, amirite?

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i would too
Mayfield is a baby GOAT

1P The New Day (Big E and Xavier Woods) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura and Rusev Tag team match –
2 The Usos (Jey and Jimmy Uso) vs. The Miz and Shane McMahon Tag team match for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship –
3 Daniel Bryan vs. Kevin Owens Singles match for the WWE Championship
4 The Boss 'n' Hug Connection (Bayley and Sasha Banks) vs. Nia Jax and Tamina Tag team match for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship–
5 Asuka vs. Mandy Rose Singles match for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship–
6 The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, and Seth Rollins) vs. Baron Corbin, Drew McIntyre, and Bobby Lashley Six-man tag team match –
7 Charlotte Flair vs. Becky Lynch Singles match
If Lynch wins, she will be added back into the WWE Raw Women's Championship match at WrestleMania 35 –
8 The Revival (Dash Wilder and Scott Dawson) vs. Aleister Black and Ricochet vs. Chad Gable and Bobby Roode Triple threat tag team match for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship –
9 Samoa Joe vs.Rey Mysterio vs. Andrade vs. R-Truth Fatal four-way match for the WWE United States Championship

Works is the greatest architect - Pierce or Seth?

This always happens to me when watching live youtube.

Watchwrestling has a good stream, and with my new tablet I can watch and shit post on asp at the same time.

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If I remember correctly I picked The Susos so I hope those island niggers don't fail me

get fucked

>IIconics eating on the watch along stream

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Based

DAY ONE ISH

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Why are we suddenly hearing about Miz' dad so much?
Since when was this a thing
Why does anyone give a fuck
why would anyone give a fuck
Who is his dad?
What writer thought this was a good idea

commentary only

Haven’t watched since the Rumble. Is this shit worth watching tonight?

>Oi’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately

Hi Austin, go peddle this and your alphabrain somewhere else.

Fallen asleep bros

Thread on /qa/ said that the n word was actually censored here for real now (not as a meme)

Just wanted to try it, then i promise ill leave you to your man drama.

bulbasaur
I hate FUCKING BLACK bulbasaur APES

Test.

>buying an android tablet
nigga i love android phones but the tablets are ass.

weren't the island niggers the britbongs?

Fucking zoomers

hmmm when i clicked it had a thumbnail of the event playing in the corner

Writer has daddy issues.

He’s also a spic and no one gives a fuck

Get outta here nigger

it fades in and out

Vince will kill him after WM.

Works for my needs and was pretty cheapola.

YO BULBASAUR. HOW DID YOU GET PAST THE FILTER

BULBASAUR
NI GGER
BULBASAUR

Android is only decent because it's the one Google subsidiary held up to public scrutiny.

Based Shane sell

More like the fucking Snoozos

Can't wait for Miz to eat the pin in front of this hot crowd

MIZ FROM THE TOP ROPE

I love you too user

miz doing flippy shit would be based

He's going to adopt Shane since Vince doesn't care about him

this match sucks

on the wwe stream on youtube, whos the dude in shorts?

MIZ FROM DA TOP ROPE

DA DAWG POUND

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PUT THE STRAP ON THE MIZ, VINCE
HE'S READY

WTF? I need to sign up to taimatv in order to watch the stream?

>bring it home

Match is over

how was andrade mysterio?

Miz' dad looks like he's continuously melting.

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Dad approval intensifies

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am i gay if i am attracted to miz?

Yo, that pop up samoan drop looked sick.

>Why is Shane the most based McMahon?

I was there when this meme was started and desu it wasn't that funny then

Based

Why is Miz's dad orange?

BASED MIZ DAD

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Zelina took her top off

I MISS MY DAD
WHO ELSE MISSES THEIR DAD
DAD FEELS ITT

Yea Forums here to gamergate all over this ppv

It was scrapped

they're making shane look useless as fuck

THE FLYING NOTHING

Miz wants his dad to be proud of him and Shane just want a dad

she spread her asshole as a distraction

Mysterio got the x.

didnt happen. 4 way repeat from smackdown happening on the main show now

He’s the only one who’s an actual wrestler.
Not a good one, but you know.

They better turn Shane heel.

I CANT FUCKING STAND THE CAMERA

can they fucking relax? ZOOM IN
ZOOMN OUT
SHAKE LIKE CRAZY
ZOOM IN
ZOOM OUT
SHAKE
SHAKE
SHAKE
ZOOM
ZOOM OMG

fucking pisses me off

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Shane need to do at least 1 big spot before this match is over, right?

I still can't tell the Usos apart.

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SHANE PURE STRIKES

>Miz almost wins by a fucking hair
>everyone's losing their minds
>AYO CUT TO MIZ'S DAD, QUICK, CUT TO HIM
>he's smiling away, barely there
absolute state of this angle

nope that's a miz turn right there. he's mad at a shane so he's the heel

>CROWD HOT AS FUCK

theyre gonna go nuclear if miz really does eat the pin.
Im scared

Swerve Miz’s dad turns heel.

Tell mommy I said Thanks for last night

>Shane just botched the whole match
thats what happens when ur dad is a nigger

Just google watch wwe fastlane free live and find the link from watchwrestling.in

Good on u for not paying these fucks $10

thanks brews

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kek, that was sick

Rey Mysterio got stretchered out of the arena due to a botched Spanish fly

TAG SHANE IN YA MIZIMP

THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN HOLY SHIT

RIP dad, passed away in 2003, still miss him, best dad a guy could ask for.

HOLY SHIT

that was "awesome"

There yah go

I love Shane

HOLY FUCK

I'm actually watching this shit on the WWE Network because I subbed a few weeks ago just to watch 2009 SmackDown, and the quality of the live stream sucks. Keeps glitching every few seconds as if the screen was tearing.

How is it possible that NON WWE Streams have BETTER quality?

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Based top rope standoff that didn't even look that good

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KEK

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that spot was awesome

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That spot is begging for knee damage.

BASED SHANE O'MAC

The fuck was that

I'm not going to lie, that was pretty cool.

I am Black, whats a dad?

Did Russo book this shit.

bad ass spot

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MIZ HATES HIS DAD AND SHANE NOW

get better download speed ya simp

Based Shane as always destroying his body to save this trash match

Pretty good coordination to avoid landing on Miz.

So did Mr. Miz trade in his wife for that young thing?

The fuck even happened? Why would Miz get up on the ropes first to intercept before Uso was even up himself? Why would Miz randomly go up to the top when he literally never does that? What a sloppy ending.

JESUS CHRIST THAT SPOT WHAT THE FUCK

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Right? This plot line is fucking awful

Err user, you HAVE tasted pussy.... haven't you?

MIZ MORE LIKE MISS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Great spot

>caught him right in the family jewels
Based

That frogsplash though so wrong

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Are we getting Vince/Shane vs Miz/Mizdad at Mania?

So Dad cost Miz the win?

it's because the Network obviously has significantly higher traffic.

Been thinking about what I'm going to fap to, and I think found my answer. Hope I can find that vid of her where she's riding, and not doing the JOI shit

Another DUI tonight Uce

LOCKDOWN

>she slaps you're dick and tells you to stop watching wrestling.

Would you stop?

KEK

Miz was trying to impress his dad.

Learn to follow storylines, m8.

Miz is the only wrestler I know would do a frog splash and land on his feet

So, make the Miz look like a geek week after week just to make Shane look strong? This won't backfire.

I miss my dad, he died two years ago from pancreatic cancer. Fuck these feels.

> incels have no life
> you have less than no life
> shit on incels as a pastime for enjoying something
> claim they have no life

> be me
> married
> have a life
> take a shower
> fuck my wife
> get on Yea Forums while doing work
> randomly pressing reload on the page
> see this shit
> the ironing is delicious.

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Right into that uso dickola, also how you making webms so fast?

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Yuck, vagina is gross unless 2D

Who is the hottest girl in wrestling right now in your opinion?

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HERE COMES THE PEPE SIGN HOLY SHIT

Heel turn when

I think Shane is having a shoot heart attack

yeah, landing feet first on a splash. So fucking good.

You suck Miz! You’re a disappointment to your family! Your dad doesn’t love you anymore!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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WAIT WHAT

just fuck my shit up senpai.

THEY ACTUALLY TURNED SHANE

Clearly, Miz doesn't have enough experience landing from the top rope.

OH SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY SHANE

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SWERVED

now

mania match

>It’s ok son. You’re a loser. Lots of people losers!

DO IT

Wrong. user btfo

Everyone knew this shit would be happening.

Based Shane.

....oh god that means WM match huh....

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HERE COMES THE EVIL PEPE

55% surprising heel turn?

Sweep killed during preshow as usual

Bayley

Would buy you all a pint mates.

why tho

Here we go, based Shane beating that faggot up in front of his dad.

Shane you horrible sweaty old man

Nevermind

Hahahahahahha

>shanes dad(?) no selling his son getting turned on and beaten
deciding to give WWE another chance was a mistake, what a fucking joke

pic related, will help you hunt your food and ride you for 9 consecutive creampies

Never trust a McMahon

BASED SHANE-O

If it's flyin', Miz ain't tryin'.

ASP BTFO

BASED WWE SWERVING THIS SHIT BOARD INTO OBLIVION

Will he wrestle better then Jay Leno?

Shane plz

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Toni

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Shane? More like absolutely BASED McMahon!

Hahahahanahanahahahaaha this is funny as fuck. Go Shane go! It keeps on going fuck yeah!!!!

>Miz is staying face
Vince is retarded

HEY SHANE YOU SUCK

fuck shoulda turned Miz heel again.

BOOMER ETHERED

I almost never follow her instructions but I think that's why I love watching her.

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>miz father aint doin shit
kek

>EC3 joining the watch along
Based

That submission was terrible lmao

what the fuck is that submission lock

I love Shane so fucking much

based vince

this is horrible

WHY DOESNT MIZ'S DAD JUST JUMP THE FUCKING BARRICADE

what a shit scene

I want Mizdad vs Shane

People will complain that this is rubbish story but they've been booking it since that Saudi show. Basically the only actual long term booking in recent WWE history.

Shane is more natural as a face... Miz is more natural as a heel... they're doing this with Shane as the heel. Ok.

HOLY SHIT RUSSO CONFIRMED BACK ON WWE PAYROLL

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KO was right about Shane

cringe

>Shane's dad(?)
Are you actually retarded

I don't think you've watched WWE in the first place

Shane fucking up that triangle

Ya know because hes NOT A FUCKING WRESTLER

>if he were a real man he'd fight back and not lie there like a faggot

THATS UR SON

My friend literally said as the match starts that Shane was turning Heel
When was the last time he was one?
Like 2006?

Nudes when?

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Maybe after a bobjob.

Poured one out for the Miz cause he dead now.

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Miz's dad is so low energy. He must have a huge cock or something to always be so mellow.

Heel turn of the century

stfu smark

And do a hurricarana?

>the weak should fear the strong

>mfw Shane turned heel on good guy Miz to set up a Wrestlemania match

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He's not an actor and he's doing live TV.

By Summer Slam Shane will be smackdown champion.

he's probably a faggot like his son

>Almost a year of the YEP movement
Based

Just watched a Booby Roode match.

>That one guy yelling we love you Miz

Absolute kek!

user...

The autism is strong with this one

Never saw the match.

Why is Bliss flirting with EC3 on the watch along

I’m jealous, I had to quit alcohol.

That was some sick selling from Miz tbqh

How he could do that I'm literally shaking

Miz & his dad vs. Shane & his dad WM match

SHANE HEEL TURN

IM CUMMING SO HARD

(Dude in the crowd)
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND

BASED HEAT

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youtube.com/watch?v=dsUXAEzaC3Q

I feel like we could get some mileage out of "Creative Hiatus."

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Even worse, he's one of those jui jitsu guys, I'm sure the local belt farm at the strip mall near his house that him and his sons train t tells him he's the greatest though.

Doesn't his dad do local tv commercials?

because she is impure and for sexuals?
this is known

You did the right thing user

We're really doing Shane O'pepe vs Mike at WM, what a dull bout.

Miz is as chad as it gets you branlet. He wifed up prime Maryse

NEW

he probably gets off on watching his son get beaten by another man.

The many faces of Mr. Mizanin.
>when my son wining,
>when my son losing.
>when my son getting a beat down.

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>something decent will be bumped of the WM main card for shane vs miz

yikes

That was awesome beatdown except for the submission

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There's already a vid of her playing with her pussah

based af

what if his dad turned heel on him too and just started beating the shit out him lmao

You do you user, if it's not for you or it's causing you problems it's best to not be involved with it. Maybe quit Yea Forums and stop watching wrestling too.

>Sheetz
kys

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Smoke weed instead

>upvotes

nah, it would've been good

You missed her Twitter meltdown over her nudes being leaked?

Not gay or anything but as a straight male I gotta say that Drew is hot as fuck. I wish I looked like him.

LINK

Seeing Elias reminded me that Jeff Jarrett came back and then fucking disappeared. Why did they bury Elias for some old fuck who is gone again?

didnt elias win all his matches against jarrett?

How morbidly obese are you? Conrad Thompson disbeetus bomb status yet? Did your team of doctors already harvest your toes you fat fuck?

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I was there when desu started and desu it was a lot funnier before newfags forgot about it but it stayed because they type like it's a chatroom so the filter comes up often.

Same to you smark

you overanylyzing fags are the reason the wwe has to pull shit like this so stfu

Did you even think this was funny while typing it?

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me in the lock

Who else beating off to Asuka?

Me

Rent free, chimp

I'll just leave this here

youtube.com/watch?v=CVzegjgKSD8

ITS HAPPENING BOIS KOFI'S WINNING IT