What are you snackin on for Fastlane tonight asp?

Totally forgot about this

>All those flavors and u choose salt and piss

On some pusy

>CHAD JUICE
Ether yourself brehs

Getting drunk and high already because I have a drug and alcohol problem. Might go to Sheetz and get a bacon cheeseburger meal with Boom Boom sauce and onions, and mozzarella sticks when the show starts though.

>he doesn't let his chad bros cum in his mouth and fuck his face

no friends confirmed

These, Cherryade & Sour Patch.

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Cock

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I'll be watching the show at the Nitro Grill with my grandma. Not sure what I'm ordering just yet.

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Every PPV for the last 4+ years me my brother and his friend get a couple of pizzas and some wings.

This show looks awful, even by modern WWE standards. Why would you waste your time watching this shit?

I eat and smoke weed to fill my brain with endorphins to make this shit bearable

grilling some pork chops with a green bean sautee for dinner. got some doritos cool ranch for snackin

Just do something else...

>it's a pepsi restaurant

No wonder it failed

Coca Cola shill

There's nothing wrong with being a coke addict.

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is that why cm punk failed as a pepsi wrestler?

Slow cooked sirloin with garlic, chili, onions, sesame, beef broth etc, will making up sticky rice closer to the show.

Chicken chili. Gonna be a good show

Faggot

Whooooooa mf. I'm all about this.
I need to learn how to make that

I'll save you some fren

chilli cheese dogs for dinner, combos, soda and ice cream all possible for the ppv.

>not letting pussy and health get in the way of his play fighting
BASED

Based

Get a job zoomer

Stop eating fatty!

Get your teeth fixed britbong

Alright, you're cool

Fuck you

Get a life you fucking jew, thisnl ain't the 90s

You sound poor AND fat, have sex

Hmm... this is okay I guess. Unless you're a chink.

>Sheetz

based. chicken po boy w/that boom boom sauce

Doing either leftover butter chicken or duck gumbo. Butter chicken was first time recipe and came out really well

I've already got my traditional general tsu's chicken, pork fried rice, and an egg roll ready to go for tonight. I know the PPV is bad if I get the shits from it. So far so good but we've got a few more hours to go...

I'm drinking whisky and not watching Fastlane.

Been slow-cooking a beef stew in Westmalle Double beer for 6 hours. With some carrot, mushrooms, onion and herbs. It's going to be fantastic.

Receipe, in Dutch:
ongewoonlekker.com/stoofvlees-met-trappistenbier/

Holy fucking based

Cum.

Think I'll order some pizza.

Ur gay

I don't watch Fastlane, so I don't care. But I have just eaten tagliatelle al ragù

18 pack of Heineken and then sausage and peppers.

Then if fast lane gets boring I'll start sucking my girl's titties. Then f her with my ding dong diddly

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Sorry kiddo, but a real man can cook.

>Heineken
You know that's just Amsterdams canal water, right?

Smoking dank is cool user

>a real man can cook

what, by throwing a load of shit in a slow cooker?

Die

I had sex with his motha

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Gonna make some chicken fajitas with a side of red and green salsas.
Made this a few times when I lived there for three years, loved it. Always skipped on the mushrooms though.

Disgusting

Having "traditional meals" for wwe ppvs = kys

You're cool

Has the United Kingdom contributed literally anything to prowrestling? NO. You're as worthless as your shitty food.

I think you'll never get laid

And your mom just ate Creme of Sumyung Gai

Nazi ass jew

Sounds tasty... if you're a fat spic.

Based chocolate pits

Pulled pork sliders and cole slaw. Blueberry muffins and ginger ale for dessert.

nothing wrong with having a meal you get every PPV. Honestly makes getting Chinese take out more of a treat if I only do it once a month.

Making a pot of chili but I won’t be watching Fastlane. Probably go hunting in Red Dead

probably raising canes
maybe stay home and make soup and spaghetti
already sipping on some sweet tea

Water

Spaghetti

big bag of dollar store popcorn and ginger snaps

$5 taco bell box.

Some shitty lager i bought $4 for a 6 pack at the dollar store

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Desu I go to a lot of meetings and community groups.

Watching the monthly PPV is just another "social" activity I do

Waiting on my family to come back from the food bank, and I will tell you

Heroin, Red Rose and cigarettes
also some chicken fried rice

imagine watching this garbage

>eating
Pizza rolls and chicken wings
>drinking
apple juice and nice, cold water
>snacking
Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos and some fruit later
>smoking
ganja, Super Lemon Haze

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>my crush just told me she loves me as a friend
can i get a (You)

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Here's a you bro

Nothing because it's 10.30pm and I'm not American.

>based. chicken po boy w/that boom boom sauce
Sounds pretty based if they have it I'll get that, a cup of fries, and some Combos. Also FUCK WAWA fags, mTo 4 life

Wait what this is tonight

So wat did u get at the food bank?

had the chicken and rice my dad made and now watching with him

1P The New Day (Big E and Xavier Woods) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura and Rusev Tag team match –
2 The Usos (Jey and Jimmy Uso) vs. The Miz and Shane McMahon Tag team match for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship –
3 Daniel Bryan vs. Kevin Owens Singles match for the WWE Championship
4 The Boss 'n' Hug Connection (Bayley and Sasha Banks) vs. Nia Jax and Tamina Tag team match for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship–
5 Asuka (c) vs. Mandy Rose Singles match for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship–
6 The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, and Seth Rollins) vs. Baron Corbin, Drew McIntyre, and Bobby Lashley Six-man tag team match –
7 Charlotte Flair vs. Becky Lynch Singles match
If Lynch wins, she will be added back into the WWE Raw Women's Championship match at WrestleMania 35 –
8 The Revival (Dash Wilder and Scott Dawson) vs. Aleister Black and Ricochet vs. Chad Gable and Bobby Roode Triple threat tag team match for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship –
9 Samoa Joe vs.Rey Mysterio vs. Andrade vs. R-Truth Fatal four-way match for the WWE United States Championship

Cotton candy faygo. Popcorn. Maybe some kinda chocolate.

Yeah preshow/kickoff is over, PPV is starting now.

Top shelf my friend

back reddit cuck

I got an iced coffee from dunks on my way home because I'm a masochist, and a blueberry muffin to eat my feelings with during the main event

Adults that still eat like children need to neck themselves

Cringe.

You're cool

Translation: betacuck homo

Take a cooking class, geek

I hate poor people

The public school system failed you

You're a drain on society

3
You wish

Barf. You're dad failed you

Fat ass pimplefaced lonely zoomer

>mfw I only started this thread so I could rip on and make fun of how pathetic and sad all you fucking ppvfag e-drones are and it was executed perfectly!!!

I'm going to do this before Mania too cause I just love displaying my dominance and alphahood while also making you all feel like shit for eating garbage, being poor, and facing the world alone!

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dude that’s mean! you shouldn’t do this to your friends and fellow browsers of Yea Forums
I hope you rethink your plans to do this again

Somebody here made fun of me last year and I'll NEVER forget.

I'm gonna burn this bitch down!!!

Drinkin some Sprite and eating brownies (not DUDE WEED LMAO, I mean actual non degenerate brownies)

Listen simp, I never actually gave a fuck what garbage you were eating tonight, I only started this thread to total eviscerate every single retard e-drone on Yea Forums... and I did.

You are a fucking loser just like every single retard in the gamethread.

Based

Huh?

>I love displaying my dominance and alphahood
>Dominance and alphahood
>Yet you're posting on asp

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SO WHATBARE YOU GUYS EATING FOR RAW TONIGHT???

>slow cooker
Slowly cooking a stew is something that was done WAY before a slow-cooker was even invented you retarded zoomer.
>Has the United Kingdom contributed literally anything to prowrestling? NO. You're as worthless as your shitty food.
Who said anything about the United Kingdom? The receipe is in Dutch ffs.

But I started this thread because I was depressed and wanted to see if I could get responses. And I did. My grilled porkchops were delicious btw.

How sad of a life do you have to life to larp as an OP on asp of all places?

>WORKED

You're both fat AND retarded, kek

lose weight

roleplaying as other anons is a step below namefags. You're a double nigger

Both are you are autistic, lonely and obese as fuck for wanting to talk about food with a bunch of people that watch children's television. Unironically go outside and make IRL friends so you don't have to talk about normal day to day activities with people on Yea Forums you shut-in retards

>he says this posting on asp at 9am on a Monday
Welcome to the team fatty

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Cool

>tfw been eating hibachi every PPV since 2015

>Sheetz
My nigga

Pretty based, my man, pretty based

Im asking everywhere

Can we get a gif of best of all time dBry and the running knee last night

Also a gif of KO almost getting decaffinated