BASED
>Asuka gassed instantly
JUST
>someone actually watches this shit
JUST
Fitness channels are the patrician youtube channels
CWW is fun when the guests aren't ugly or out of shape and can speak English
Seriously? I gotta watch that video then. I can't fucking believe it. Sheamus actually outlasted someone's workout finally?
He does not.
>Asuka doesn't workou...
Damn. I hoped that he would actually kick her ass when he got Asuka on there.
I'd marry Asuka
Asuka wasn't gassed at all
>works out
>still fat
How?
She keeps a good body fat percentage to keep her body deliciously marbled, smooth to the touch and at peak hormonal fertility levels, ready to be need at any time.
Yeah but why does she jiggle when she moves
Because her diet is probably terrible
fatsuka is very hungry
It's probably an intentional thing because mass acts as protection from impact related injuries and having a little extra body fat is an easy way to increase your durability and longevity without putting undue stress on your body.
To trigger peripheral vision in predators and entice them to deep dick her fertile rice cunt.
based milfy mommy
you gain muscle in the gym and you lose weight in the kitchen
Cringe waifu incel fetishizing his hippofu
Based sensible user
Okada does the same
Her ''work outs'' aren't the type of shit that'll burn many calories. It's all very easy and simple. Thrown in a huge appetite and you get a fatty
Yup, I'm thinking I'm an Asuka-Chad now
>bending over
>legging
>still no ass
Crikes!
She doesn't really, this was just to keep up appearances. I'm sure many of us know that one guy who ''goes to the gym'' like twice a year. The rest of her free time will be spent snacking on the couch.
But imagine the smell...
I can make out her panties. yummy mummy
Smells like ding-dong diddly black cum ya cuck
>dyels think this is working out
I mean I've heard the Irish described as niggers but Shaemus is as white as they get.
Ancient joshi secret. That's why Bull Nakano had those big ass thighs.
She's adorable, I'm gonna cry
Bull had big thighs because she was fat.
Yeah it was awesome.
is that why japanese wrestlers are flabby and barely have any injuries compared to wwe guys?
honma is a bit more fit than the other njpw guys is that why he almost died?
she smol, Nakano got thin now.
This is probably more your speed, shitskin.
>Sheamus actually outlasted someone's workout finally?
no
Now instead of big thighs she have big tity.
Asuka has so much arm flab, like the kind you'd see on a 60 year old. How isn't she embarrassed about that? Time to pick up a weight and do some real working out.
*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP*
DING-DONG DIDDLY
Impressed she really can go, Sheamus should get on whatever she does he was about to croak
... it amazes me watching her in this casual environment that she held any belt for any length of time..
>is Japanese
>"Say 'brave change' in Japanese for us, Asuka."
>....
>"I don't know!"
not really user but keep reaching for the stars.
>you will never have someone who smiles at you like Asuka smiles at everything
Brave change is pretty awkward English so I can understand why she didn't have any idea how to translate it.
Ikr. So cringey and childish.
Yes and no
Honma almost died because he's old as fuck and an absolute madman, kind of like Sabu, for example
He's got a thick accent and is asking her to translate complete nonsense.
He's literally asking her to do a 1 to 1 translation of two words that have no significance together.
It'd be like Asuka bringing you to the gym and demanding you to say "spoon television!" in Japanese out of the blue
Are these two fucking?
Most Joshi aren't the hungry skeletons this board expect from Asuka, nor do they want to become muscled freaks. Don't expect Kairi or Io to get any slimmer as well.
Asuka only fucks blacks
She wishes. Sheamus can do way better.
Seething incels can make fun of Asuka all they want, but the reality is that barely anyone in the current female roster would've survived that Mandy botch. She knows what she's doing and couldn't care less about not being fap material to some skeletons lovers.
damn shes cute