He's chubby as fuck, he always looks like he just woke up and doesn't want to be here. Is he just a fuckup, or am I missing something? Does he have palsy, why does his face look like that? And why is he so fucking lackadaisical and low energy?
What is this asshole's problem?
Christian Sanchez
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Xavier Anderson
Unironically worked by Based Big Headhunter, that's how you detect NuJapanlets.
James Nelson
Holy fucking WORKED
Benjamin Lee
based
Cooper Bailey
I don't watch New Japan, what is it about this guy that triggers people?
Levi Reed
His gimmick is that he sucks. OP got worked.
Julian Martin
BASED YOSHI-HASHI working the marks
Jacob Ross
Lmao the big reveal for this years new years dash was his return, and he ended up jobbing to Switchblade, can't imagine being more JUST than that
Parker Campbell
He has a hot athletic wife. She fucks the life out of him.
Noah Sanders
Wow, are his kicks supposed to be that bad? I'm a literal who indy wrestler and I do better kicks.
Oliver Hernandez
Yes that's why Ishii no sells it
Colton Adams
Always hated Yoshi Hashi.
After his run to headbutt the ring apron... I've liked him a bit more because it was kinda funny.
Jordan Wright
If you can’t grasp the idea of taunting your stable mate with light kicks, you should just retire now and get a real job.
Sebastian Ramirez
I don't watch New Japan, faggot. I don't know their relationship.
Juan Sullivan
John Martin
Can't wait till my new YOSHI-HASHI shirt comes in, gonna wear it to the bar and have sex
Jaxon Edwards
I bought this and Fale's 2 new shirts. Great cops tbqh.
Daniel Edwards
Look at this dude... He looks like someone just farted before the photo was taken.
James Morris
worked
Zachary Powell
is this guy anybody's /guy/?
Michael Lewis
Seethe?
Hunter Richardson
>Indy wrestler
>Doesn't watch all the wrestling he can
Never gonna make it.
Jonathan Williams
1. Seething
2. I watch All Japan and NOAH
Ethan Carter
he's intentionally put in there as a joke and an ironic take on what a shitty wrestler might look like. he's there to make everyone else look great by comparison.
Andrew Turner
Even without knowing about their relationship, you, someone who's paying for wrestling classes and presumably watches wrestling with a critical eye, should be able to tell that YH wasn't going for pain in that spot.
Joseph Hill
Now that I've gone back and watched more than 5 seconds of it, it's just cringy instead of shitty head kicks.
Aaron Sanchez
That's because YH is doing it. Tapping your opponent like that to rile him up or to signal your superiority is a common spot. KENTA was one of the best at doing it especially when going up against legit heavyweights or more experienced guys.
Owen Scott
What's the psychology behind the bald guy just letting him do it?
Aaron Jones
He's an overrated fatty midget simp
Blake Rodriguez
Fighting spirit. Same thing as when any Dragon Ball character gets hits with a bunch of energy beams.
Elijah Gonzalez
Based
William Powell
I don't watch anime, so that sounds retarded.
Jacob Hughes
Because the bald guy knows he can beat the shit out of the monkey-looking fella any time he wants to.
Matthew Hernandez
Then why let the monkey disrespect him? This shit is illogical
>It's wrestling
Nigga please, if someone is hitting or even disrespecting me I'm doing something about it.
Angel Scott
that's his character
Chase Young
What's funny is that he's not even that bad of a worker.
NJs """"worst"""" is extremely good. I like him a lot. Not /myguy/ but he's cool
Blake Hill
also btw Yoshi Hashi has single-handedly worked more people than 90% of current wrestlers because even smarks consistently believe his gimmick
Ian Nelson
Based
Carson Torres
Jesus Christ. Why do wrestlers even bother with rotations when diving from the top rope then? Why do wrestlers not just fight every match with jabs, hooks, and kicks? Why do wrestlers dress in fancy outfits?
Because the kayfabe explanation is that they're not just out to win, but also to make it exciting or dramatic for the audience in the process.
Sebastian Robinson
the thing is smarks are only ironically called that because they are actually retarded in the same way a pseudo-intellectual is retarded
If you actually can't see Yoshi-Hashi's gimmick you're a retard or an autist, probably both
Samuel Stewart
Holy shit you fucking retard, they're in a match, he obviously did something about it the sequence
David Gomez
Seethe harder weeb. He looks like a chump for letting that fag fuck with him
Noah Ortiz
U both right.. however he is also living rhe gimmick.
Asher Edwards
Pro wrestling is really not that complex. It's literally enjoyed by millions of cousin-fucking farm boys and bob-requesting indian boys around the world. It's not hard to figure out.
Robert Powell
What makes you think I don't get that? Honestly?
Juan Johnson
Does this person look like yoshihashi?
Based and redpilled
Hunter Price
Because you were literally questioning why the baldie didn't straight up punch the lights out of the fag taunting him with those light kicks. Btw, pretty sure he CHOPPA'd the shit out of that guy afterwards.
Ethan Long
If it's so fucking simple, why didn't he just immediately punch the guy dishonoring the baldie's famiry? Regardless of any faction bullshit, it makes baldie look like a fucking chump.
Joseph Thompson
Based
Have sex
Indulge in coitus
Please lose weight
Speak to a woman you are not related to
Acquire a GED
Jordan Russell
Youre a moron. By taking the kicks and then immediately beating the shit out of YH he makes YH look like a chump.
Jaxson Butler
There was that one girl in Our Memories of G1 video.
Jackson Powell
He's /ourguy/. Yoshi-Hashi is the Yea Forums of NJPW.
Ryder Gonzalez
I enjoy him
Eli Taylor
Yea Forums: the wrestler
Christian Lee
He's that guy nobody gives a shit about but then has a few really good matches in G1 and people remember he's alive. Basically the Yamcha of New Japan.
Mason Jenkins
He's alright, poor guy is just lost without his big bro Nakamura to guide him