Fuck

Fuck bayley
Marry lo
Kill sasha
Friendzone kairi

Are they shorter than bliss?

Marry Kairi
Fuck Bayley
Friend Io
Kill horse

Are they circumcised?

Fuck Sasha
Marry Io
Kill Bayley
Friend Kairi

Hmm hard to tell
Only way to be sure is if they stand next to each other barefoot and naked

Marry
Kill
Kill
Fuck

Unless Japs do weird FGM over there but I'm not too sure. Doubt any of them have had female circumcision though.

asian women have really short shins. look at that shit. the second shortest thing on an asian woman's body. the first is the penis

Kill Sashit

January - March = Nailed Sasha

April - June = Kairi Sane

July - September = Io Shirai

October to December = Cuddling with Bayley.

Fuck Sasha
Marry Io
Friend zone Kairi
Kill Bay Leno

Fuck Sasha
Kill Bayley
Marry Kairi
Friend Zond Io so she can join in with me and Kairi

Fuck Bayley
Marry Kairi
Friendzone Io
Kill the purple mare

Fuck, Mary, friend zone, kill

I refuse to play along with your toxic masculinity sexism

You must have weak non-Prussian genes.

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Fuck, marry, friendzone, kill

Marry Bayley
Fuck Io
Friendzone Kairi
Kill Sasha

Marry Io
Fuck Kairi
Kill Horsha
Friend zone Bagley.

Marry Io
Fuck Kairi
Friend zone Sasha
Kill Bayley

Legit one of the harder ones I’ve done.

Fuck Kairi
Marry Lo
Friendzone Bayley
Kill Horsey

Fuck Io
Marry Kairi
Friendzone Bayley
Kill An Horse

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I would friend zone Sasha because she is a bane poster. Definitely kill Bay Leno because she's the ugliest fucking woman I've ever seen. I don't know who the gooks are but I would fuck the one on the left and marry the one on the right.

Fuck Sasha
Marry Kairi
Kill Bayley
Frenzone Io

Are you me?

You are me.

>Fuck & Marry Io
I don't know how other people interpret these threads but it always seemed pretty obvious to me that the marry option implies regular fucking. Most people fuck their wives.

I guess you're not married

Marry Io
Fuck Kairi
Friendzone Jay Leno
Put down the horse

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>I don't want my children to be small
Gain height then ya simp

Fuck Sasha
Marry Kairi
Kill Io
Friend Bayley

Lo
Bagley
Horse
Kairi

Marry Sasha
Nuke hiroshima
Nuke nagasaki
Fuck Bayley

Fuck Kairi
Marry Io
Kill Sasha
Friend Zone Bayley

literally the only answer

friendzone sasha
fuck io
marry kairi
kill bayley

Marry Sasha
Fuck Kairi
Friend zone Io
Kill the foot

Pro strat here:
Marry Sasha
befriend Kairi and Io
Fuck Bayley

Sasha loves asians and she is already friends with Kairi. If you marry Sasha and befriend Io and Kairi, it would be pretty easy to convince Sasha to invite them into the bedroom

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Get a lawyer and a clue, brother. If she isn't getting it from you...

Fuck Bayley
Marry Sasha
Kill Io
Friend Zone Kairi

hmmmm

>Half gook
>Taller and less yellow than white relatives
It feels good to have superior genes.

Marry Kairi. I don't give a fuck about the rest.

Kill Sasha
Marry IO
Friend zone Kairi
Fuck Bayley

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> HAPA

Yikes. Give us a friendly "don't go to X tonorrow" warning before ya go on your beta incel rampage, ok Chong?

>that one hapa kills people
>this becomes a stereotype
>dozens of full blooded white people shoot up schools
>yeh but hapas are school shooters

OH NO CHONG IS SIMMERIN' INTO A FUME BOYS GET YOUR VESTS AND TAKE COCK

Nice try, most people who identify as "Hapas" are manlets who lost the genetic lottery and had abusive parents as a child. Reminder that Batista is a half asian, but due to having superior genetics, isn't a hapas ledditor who spams interracial porn on /pol/ all day long.