I'm 23 years old. I'm a kissless, handhold-less virgin. Wrestling dominates my every day life. I categorize all people I encounter in my life into heel, babyface, and tweener categories. When someone does a turn, I note it. I have an extensive binder filled with documentation of this, and everyone's current status. This shapes my interaction with other human beings.
I've been blocked by six womens wrestlers for requesting contact; usually, I would claim my birthday was soon and beg for a retweet. Eventually people caught on.
I'm a diehard WWE fan, to the point where I honestly get upset when people praise other companies and insult them. I've had one friend in my life that likes wrestling, and he stopped talking to me after I got into a screaming match with him when he tried to show me a New Japan match. After he left, I had a vomiting fit and had to call out from my job at Goodwill.
If you know so much about wrestling then you also know WWE does not give one damn about you. So why are you so loyal to them?
Isaac Cook
WWE is more loyal to its fans than any company.
Dylan Brown
The thread that saved Yea Forums
Jordan Kelly
Shit, I havnt watched any rasslin in months. But I'll kick it with ya n drink a few beers. At least ya honest with yourself. Also, bitchrs ain't shit but hoes and tricks. I'll find a hoodrat to get ur dick wet. U ain't missin much bub
Julian Allen
That doesn't mean anything. It's a fluff statement.
Bentley Campbell
whos your waifu
Tyler Ross
You're a fluff statement
Joshua Nelson
Post pics of binder contents
Josiah Cook
I can't, each entry has addresses and phone numbers and notes about our history
Ryan Cook
Block the personal info out then ya jabronie
Liam Howard
based
Evan Myers
Name one single sacrifice WWE made for its fans. Something which cost more money than it was worth, but they did it anyway out of loyalty.
Brayden Bailey
Beware of Dog 2
Moving arenas to avoid a bomb threat
Owen Brooks
It's not sacrifice if its something they're forced to do, dummy.
