Well?

Well?

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NOTHIN

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Kick his rickety knee

whip out my cucumber and shove that sumbitch up his candy ass

God forbid she cucks me with somebody new

Take out my anti-carder cucumber

laugh in his face for 5 minutes straight, then say

>Listen, mark. Why don't you go on and head back to the local 81, alroght lil guy? See you around.
>...
>...
>...
>b-bitch

Mmmmm, wouldn't wanna mess with him.

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There are only a few things that are truly badass. Theres me, the Undertaker, the American Badass. Theres the Hell's Angels. Mmmhhmm you dont wanna mess with them. Theres the special forces, the seals, the rangers. Then theres those who play football on the XFL. Hmm youre bad to the bone.
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Mmmmmm wouldn't wanna mess with him. He's badd ass.

>move in towards him then away again
>put my hands up
>put my hands back down again
>back up a little
>inhale
>exhale
>back up some more

Settle the matter in wrestlers court

pull out a dime, he fears those

Ask Hells Angels to help?

I-I didn't like her anyway!

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I'd let my date handle it as she starts cracking up laughing at him.

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mmmm, don't wanna mess with him

wait until we leave the bar then start smacking the shit out my gf and calling her a whore.

Walk up to him and immediately start throwing some ding-dong diddly pure strikes

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I pick him up on my shoulders, F5 him and break his streak for all to see..

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Based.

>tell him I’m a big fan
>pay him $25,000
>slap him in the face with my big floppy dick for 55 minutes
>kick him in the balls
>shit in his mouth
>take my money back
>”Keep your faggy hands off my girl, MARK”

Imagine being afraid of this

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So it's official he's not at WMania?

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Prepare to pay funeral arrangements as a woman can not take too many pure strikes

how do you get this old without knowing how to throw a punch?

work answer, fuck carder he's a pussy and I'd kick his ass

shoot answer, I'd probably piss myself and run because I'm a sub 6 ft manlet who wouldn't wanna mess with an American badass

laugh in his face and say "you actually cosplay as a gay biker in real life? I thought that was just a wrestling character". And generally goad him into punching me so I can have a lawsuit on my hands

Hey MARK, how are you give it a REST and give us some PEACE

Then I 720 Jumping Tombstone him through my table.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Watch out, Mike tyson has found Yea Forums

>flatlines you and breaks your jaw, in court has 20 fucking people from the bar testify that you attacked him first because he's The fucking Undertaker and probably a regular while you're some simp who picked a fight with him
>worst case Vince arranges for that
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM wouldn't wanna get worked like that.

Show him a cucumber

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Flip him off
kick him in the gut
grab his head and hold it close to my shoulder as I sit straight down

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Tell him to talk to her, thus removing all of his appeal

hi mmmmmark

Take off my jacket, revealing my Hells Angels vest

>"mmmm didn't mean to mess with you"
*DONG*
>*vanishes into the night*