Holy ding-dong diddly shit how can an indy shitter look so much like an indy shitter...

Holy ding-dong diddly shit how can an indy shitter look so much like an indy shitter? My dimes got absolutely REPELLED today, they hided themselves deep in my pockets at the sight of Mikey Nicholls.

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He couldn't look more genetic if he tried.

ding-dong diddly YIKES

What were they thinking?

I think they're featuring him cause he's part of the roster of NJPW's australian indy fed partner. Only plausible explanation I can come up with.

He was in the original new japan L.A dojo

Why wouldn't he just go back to being Mike Bennett?

That's not Mike Bennett

why do they wear those unremarkable jobber tights?

Because Jericho and Benoit used them and all of these kind of simps have been trying (with no success) to emulate one or the other for the last 20 years

Shit name
Shit gear
Boring in the ring
Doesn't even have the tag team partner he got somewhat famous with to sell them as a package anymore
Bad gyno

MK is the type of shitter that brings everyone down around him, he makes all indy guys look bad

Unirronically who is this?

what's the matter, not epicanthic folded enough for ya??

Isn't he the dude that was in that shit NXT tag team?

>shit haircut
>generic tights
>oversized logo
>kneepad/kickpad combo
*yawn*
next..

Looks like knockoff Buddy Murphy.

Could have fooled me

I thought Davey Richards came back

Yes

This

Why's he so obsessed with Mad Max Fury road? He has the cult of v8 logo on his tights, the nickname "mad", and in nxt he was doing the warboys salute with shane.

because the original mad max was filmed in aussieland, but they probably did current max shit because zoomers love handsigns and don’t like old shit

That's how early NXT people were taught to make gimmicks. They rip off a pop culture thing and combine it with other shit.

Fuck I thought it was him but he looks slightly bigger than he did in NXT so I wasn't 100% sure.