this week's card
last show was probs the first one i genuinely felt i disliked since 2015, but at least today we're guaranteed rosemary kino and a good tag match, i also hope alisha's announcement is about eddie because i couldn't give less of a shit about her
callis if you're reading fire ethan page
is Ace Austin a woman?
he's a indie guy with a gambit gimmick, h'es decent
Ethan Page is a fat slob. Disco V Owl is dimes. I reckon Alisha will announce she is leaving to have a baby. Don’t care about these Indy signings. They need to get a clue and get on the gas. It’s a shame there isn’t any legends left that can go. I watched the rockstar pro/impact special and they looked ridiculous stood opposite Cage
>SOON
Who is the third member of Team Su?
Be one of her undead brides
Previously
Allies milkers are a thing of beauty. I hope she doesn’t go back to her Easter egg costumes when she is saved.
In the past it’s been KC Spinelli (as an undead bride)
I swear that the Fenix and Pentagon are booked in every promotion right now
They need to bring back Mr Anderson.
Based
As a commentator, sure. As a wrestler he peaked in his first year in the promotion. Also didn't he get fired for wrestling under the influence of drugs?
Callis. Strap. Now.
What time does this shit start? Gonna try and watch it. I always found Impact comfy af
10:00 PM EST
he looks like a women
this card looks like shit
i'll still watch because i am pathetic and depressed
comfy
im gonna watch this
Is rosemary back in the ring?
card is fine, just stop being depressed bro lol
>im gonna watch this
Same
>wrestling under the influence of drugs
This used to be a right of fucking passage, fucking zoomers
Is time
Cool
based mr.opening match rich swann
This
Rich Swann jerking the curtain once again
Dont Booed Ethan.
Wrestlers who come from WWE to Impact are usually shocked by how much creative control over their own characters they are given and the amount of leeway they have to get themselves over. I'm surprised Anderson never really used that to his advantage. He might ad-lib on the mic from time to time but he really seemed to be much more comfortable inside his little box that the writers created for him and preferred to stick to the script as tightly as possible.
Also, he wrestled drunk and could have hurt someone so fuck that guy.
Looks like a great show minus Alisha Edwards.
Like he said... he's a magician Gambit type dude who is pretty good and has his own gimmick so he stands out.
He's a flippy indie guy though so most people will probably shit on him even though he's good.
do you guys like it when the ramp is the same height at the ring?
>magician Gambit type dude
This seems cool
>and has his own gimmick
Sounds like he has a Cajun X-Man's gimmick.
>He's a flippy indie guy though so most people will probably shit on him even though he's good.
You're in an Impact thread. We like spot monkeys here.
>You're in an Impact thread. We like spot monkeys here.
Cool
So a combo of Vinny Vegas and Phantasio?
Nice Opening so far.
It introduces opportunities for some unique spots, and as long as every match doesn't do spots on it, it's fine.
OVE
>We like spot monkeys here.
i dont, but im not usually here so ill believe you
Based
RIIIIIIICH
Got em
Based Kross.
is this still tna?
TICK TOCK
Melissa tech troubles
The company is Impact now.
Melissa not knowing how to use technology is so cute
For some reason I find it amusing that a stable of big rednecks desperately wants to recruit a high flying black dude.
i hate this old roastie with the muted mic
>Melissa not knowing how to use technology is so cute
Agreed
>TICK TOCK
This
2
these little breaks with this bitch make me not want to watch, i toughed through it last week because i didnt know this was a permanent part of the show
>For some reason I find it amusing that a stable of big rednecks desperately wants to recruit a high flying black dude.
Same
They aren't rednecks. They're crust punks/travel kids. Why wouldn't they want a natty dread locked black dude? It would enhance their crusty cred.
just mute it
Based Gambit
i will i just cant believe they think that is a good segment for the show, i like this announcer alot though, isnt he the guy who did triplemania last year?
ROYAL FLUSSSHHHHHH
Nice Debut
Competitive jobber match > Squash jobber match
I like what I saw from Ace. I haven't seen a couple of those moves before.
Johnny Neckbrace
Melissa again
cringe
:(
Based
Based Poo.
Oh shit Desi Hit Squad going in
Based promo
USA USA
based indian incels gimmick
yeah he just said the realest shit, and i hate poojeets, these announcers are gay af lol numale faggots
>incels
This is actually a part of their culture. Western Asians treat women like second class citizens.
>yeah he just said the realest shit
True
E LI DRAKE
>those blading scars on cage
yikes
Audio troubles.
>treat women like second class citizens
because they are, convincing them that they need to compete with men is the worst thing you can do for a society, did anyone see the u15 mens soccer team beat the “best” women’s national team in the world? the uswnt that is suring for a raise?
and now they do back to this stupid muted roastie and ruin the good segement
2
girl power? womens revolution? we do everything? no wonder this stupid fucking company sucks
you think young men want to tune into her more lecturing and virtue signalling? i would never recommened this to anyone
Nice
God Damn Jeff.
Moosed
>Kill Kross Kill
Um, that's gonna be a yikes from me.
how long is this show? i cannot believe they are going to melissa after every segement
2 hours.
Weed
Allie Time
>"cuck me" shirt
Does anyone in their audience even remember That 70's Show?
Based Father James Mitchell
Who's the tubby bitch?
>Based Father James Mitchell
Goat manager.
Demon Tits.
this angle is so fucking weird
ok, this is epic.
Cool
Mommy?
Is this women on every week? How about the PPVs? This is like Renee Young breaking down every half segment on RAW, I would rather watch commercials.
It's normally the guy who does commentary.
DISCO
BASED DISCO FEVER
RIP
that restraining into leashing was pretty hot not gonna lie
AEW BTFO
BASED DISCO
>he's right ya know
wow impact really working that sexism heat tonight
>Women's wrestling hasn't been good since bra and panties matches
where is the lie
>have the woman who got over by showing off her body and being an exhibitionist talk about fighting misogyny, women's equality, and being taken seriously
I haven't watched Impact since they were on the channel with the owl, have they always been like this?
>Rascalz main event
BASED
GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME
i turned it off
Nice
>Didn't drag her out on all fours
Missed opportunity.
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>Missed opportunity.
Agreed
lucha bros are unbelievably based
>thanks for defending israel
>have a free ticket to a show you would never buy a ticket to
interesting ending
disco is BASED
great episode
Next week
Damn, I intended to watch this but forgot. Do they do replays on Twitch?
>Do they do replays on Twitch?
IMPACT Wrestling announced that episodes of IMPACT will replay every Monday beginning at 6 p.m. ET on their Twitch channel. And new episodes will be added to the Global Wrestling Network every Tuesday.
twitch.tv
Eli is now a babyface or is Eddie a heel?
I wonder if any of the girls thought this was as hot as I thought it was.
just done watching
ethan page vs swann was better than expected and im glad wasnn didnt turn heel
the rascalz are soooo good in the ring, shame their skits suck
the red lights were a bit much but aside from that im glad rosemary's back and allie's not a demon anymore
disco inferno was a real surprise, dude's got a sense of humor
and im glas alisha is fucking off forever, boring screeching slut, how did eddie end up with her is a mistery to me
well, all in all a good episode, see ya next week niggers
>That pop for Rosemary
Lance Storm will be a backstage producer at the next taping.
RVD says he's working future Impact shows after April 4th PPV.
Nice
>>That pop for Rosemary
Based demon youtube.com
Those 10 people popped huge.
Why the fuck did they have 2 identical segments with Indians telling womyn to go home and then Disco Inferno telling womyn to go home.
