ITT we predict HHHs gay Wrestlemania entrance dis ding-dong diddly year
ITT we predict HHHs gay Wrestlemania entrance dis ding-dong diddly year
Alexander Allen
Nathaniel Turner
wearing his chaperone gimmick driving a schoolbus
John Scott
>Avengers:Endgame dropping April 26th
he ding-dong diddly is gonna have a Marvel entrance, Dave too
Evan Baker
Here's a leaked pic of his entrance gear
Zachary Martin
he will be Thor + Thanos combined minus the purple skin because it will be gold like a king
Lincoln Williams
flys to the ring on a giant robot dragon with steph dressed like a skank. ring is surrounded by past and present nxt wrestlers chanting, "missa".
Leo Kelly
Would mark tbqhwy
Blake Reed
>His music hits, but when it comes time to hear ITS TIME TO PLAY THE GAME we hear a poor imitation of Lemmy screaming ITS TIME TO FIGHT WITH PAUL. The music slowly fades soon after that line.
>Suddenly, a jumnbotron blimp is seen flying through the sky. On the screen is the footage of the writers meeting just before Wrestlemania started, its subtitled to show Road Dogg, JJ, Vince, Paul all going through whats happening that night and whos going over in each match.
>Suddenly, Paul snaps. He picks Vince up by the scruff of his neck and says LISTEN HERE OLD MAN IF YOU DONT CLEAR ME TO FIGHT DAVE FOR REAL THEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU RIGHT HERE.
>The feed on the blimp cuts to static, Paul makes his way down the ramp in complete silence, this is for real after all. Cant have any distractions.
>He still goes through his whole entrance, walks down slowly with the water bottle, gets on the ramp ready to spit. But instead of spitting the water up he just screams at the top of his lungs into the tarped, silent dome before him
>WRESTLING IS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Jonathan Ramirez
He's gonna be Thanos and Dave is gonna be Drax.
Robert Mitchell
He'll come out in a boxing robe with an entourage of Steph, DX and the Kliq - wants to make it look like the entrance for a real fight
Dominic Wright
*lights slowly fade to darkness*
*Pre entrance promo about New York, being 9/11 survivors etc. American flag, firemen helping people out of rubble, cold saluting have etc*
*Two planes fly into large NYC set as crowd panics*
*Annual overly compensating green lighting, represents Rock and Austin's jealousy*
>DUNNNNNNNNN
>ITS TIME TO PRAISE ALLAH
>DUNNNN
>DUNNN DUNNNN DUNNNN
>ITS TIME TO PRAISE ALLAHHH
>DUNNNN
>ALALALALALALALA!!!!!
*Paul's best friend's Lemmy guitar rift*
*Triple H enters as Bin Laden with Stephanie in fully blown hijab*
>it's all about allah and how you praise him
>it's all about the mat and if you can lay it
>mecca calls me and now i must face it
>oh great allah, my faith has not left me
>all these infidels, they will not shake me
>like my left hand, they're nothing but feces
>a goat is my wife, her name is Stephanie
>her brapping is haram, but I can still breathe
>look it's a bomb, ready to blow
>like the fires of hell, where america will go
>he is Allah, and he makes the rules
>patience brother, it will soon go kaboom
>sports entertainment in the land of saudi
>join based islam, brother, it's all meant to be
>salah in two hours, you must come pray
>crown jewel is nigh, on the network press play
>time to pray again...
Jaxson Martin
No matter what it is, I bet he's gonna email a video of it to Austin and Rock to make them jealous.
Owen Ramirez
dimes
Nolan Myers
HHH enters woithout music, on casual gear, shirt and sweatpants. doesn't walk to the ring. Stays on the entrance waiting for Dave to come out. As soon as he appears, he attacks him because THIS IS REAL, he doesn't need to wait for any bell, later he leaves mid-match when Dave is down because real fights don't end with stupid pins or submissions.
Landon Martinez
Good unlike myself
Charles Williams
Crinre
Bases
Nathaniel Collins
I hope he comes to the ring fully nude and hard
Owen Lopez
he's gonna walk from the back through the crowd with no music because this isn't part of the show
Alexander Edwards
Nah Batista is just going to be Batista. Fuck knows what HHH comes out as though because Thanos is a heel and Trips thinks hes the face in this feud. Maybe come out as Thor but wearing the gauntlet
Charles Walker
something like this after his waifu lauren southern
Lincoln Sanchez
Hannibal Lecter-esque being wheeled out strapped to a hand truck while wearing a mask over his mouth surrounded by prison/asylum "guards"
Jace Perez
Rides to the ring in the popemobile
Lucas Mitchell
Street clothes because this isn't a wrestling match it's a FIGHT
Luke Walker
He will enter the arena flanked by men in penis costumes
Oh wait, someone already did that and it was the gayest shit ever
Henry Cook
Jason Ross
He just walks to the ring in street clothes
Remember this is a REAL FIGHT
Jace Moore
Lol
Jaxson Diaz
Omg, I would blow a load so hard
Dylan Lopez
it was actually the payoff to a comedy storyline and made sense in context
I wish they would've made it more clear that All In was a BTE thing because it seems random as fuck if you don't watch BTE
Easton Carter
I'm still waiting for a helicopter entrance.
Cameron Gutierrez
Sure thing Matt, or are you Jeff?
Samuel Collins
Batista as The Beast Rabban and HHH as Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV
Cameron Clark
He is 100% grooming his beard for the Kratos look
William Reyes
With MMA shorts like brock and a robe to pay homage to Richard Fhleyr.
James Wood
With Michael Cole saying "It looks like the GAME of the Year is finally making his entrance..."
Connor Rivera
>God of War...the Game of the Year
>Triple H....The Game of the Century
Christian Morgan
>Batista enters ring
>DUNNNNNN TIME TO FACE THE LAME
>Triple H marches to the ring in MMA gear, mouthguard and everything
>Batista: What are u doing?
>HHH: WHATS THE MATTER DAAAAVE!? I SAID THIS BE FOR REAL. WHATS THE PROBLEM YA SCARED?
>Batista: No lets do this
>DING DING DING-DONG DIDDLY
>match starts
>HHH starts galloping towards Batista like CM Punk @ his UFC debut
>Batista shoot kicks him in face
>Starts ground pounding HHH to a bloody mess
>crowd chants THIS IS AWESOME
>Ref ends the match
>AND YA WINNER BY TKO THE ANIMAL BATISTAAAAAAA
>Stephanie McMahon runs out
>HHH cries out: GET THE HAMMER STEPH
>Batista beats her to it though
>MAMMA MIA WHAT IS BATISTA GONNA DO WITH THAT HAMMER
>*SMASH* *CRACK* *BANG*
>HHH screams in agony as Batista breaks both his legs making him an cripple
>Batista laughs
>Stephanie: YOU EVIL SON OF A BITCH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>She runs to the ring and tries to save her husband
>Batista grabs her
>HHHs three daughters come running out from the back
>They enter the ring pleading for Batista to let their parents free
>Batista aint having it
>He pulls Stephs dress off and bends her over
>The crowd watches in awe
>Batista pulls down his undies slowly revealing the infamous animal dick thats been hyped up for years
>MAMMA MIA THAT PYTHON OUTTA BE OVER 14" LONG THAT IS THE BIGGEST DING-DONG DIDDLY IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
>Batista starts fucking Steph ripping her body in half within seconds
>HHH: WHYYY DAAVE. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. WHERES RICHARD FLEEEEEUR. SOMEONE HELP ME.
>Batista: You said you wanted this to be for real right?
Dominic Edwards
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
Joseph Smith
Based Matt or Jeff poster
Robert King
Ayden Murphy
based
Luke Roberts
Elijah Gonzalez
>it was actually the payoff to a comedy storyline and made sense in context
iT mAde sEnse in conTexT
Ayden Johnson
Mmm
Jason Taylor
fucking kek
Adrian Gonzalez
WWE finally transitions into WCW by having HHH come out in the Kiss demon gimmick. Also Kiss sings his interest and is inducted into the hall of fame next year
Isaac Reyes
Holy shit I laughed so hard
Luis Brooks
cringe
Kayden Moore
Based
Xavier Rivera
kek
You tried way too hard
Caleb Wright
>patience brother, it will soon go kaboom
Kek
Charles Gonzalez
Did you even find this funny while typing it