Just took the biggest bump of my life
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Also, list your biggest (wrestling related) bumps.
Just took the biggest bump of my life
Brayden Perry
Charles Nelson
Post with timestamp faggot or I'll call the pedomod and get you a ding-dong diddly 3 day ban
Elijah Garcia
>Fell asleep drunk in the shower while standing >woke up as im plunging through the shower curtain into the toilet tearing it off the floor
>Me laying there with the toilet on top of me stunned with water spewing every where
Jose Bennett
also took a bump in the shower once, slipped and smashed my ribs on the side of the bath and lost my breath. had pain sleeping on that side for a month
Logan Wilson
Lad i just broke my rib in the shower
This happened 5 minutes ago
I got matt Hardy side effect into the soap tray. I'm out here bumping myribs into SAWDUST for this board
Ryder Walker
You have feminine hands
Isaac Carter
I fell off my roof when I was a kid and did a perfect flat back bump on the concrete. Only two stories but holy fuck it fucking hurt. Jesus christ
I still cringe whenever I see someone take a really solid back bump
Zachary Cox
I’ve slipped getting in/out of the shower but came away generally unscathed. I slipped on some black ice a couple years ago and sold it like death, it was a genuine banana peel moment and knocked the wind out of me
Logan Cooper
Did a elbow drop off a roof on to a trampoline & gave myself whiplash. Fuck you Foley for making it look fun.
Asher Martinez
>get drunk watching toonami
>try blading like Jake the Snake described on the stone cold Podcast
>fresh razor blade I used for model building
>push then twist
>drunken state means the blade goes deep
>ooohhhh I got a gusher
>hastily run upstairs while trying not to bleed on the carpet
>get cleaned up but bleeding won't stop
>fuck it I have to go to bed because work
>just duct tape the wounds I'll be fine