How do ya deal with havin' an itchy anus in public? The urge to ding-dong diddly dig my digits into my bumhole and diddle around in there is damn near irresistable but I don't wanna be judged by society. What do?
How do ya deal with havin' an itchy anus in public...
clean your ass properly in the first place and you won’t have an itchy b hole you scumbag
Lick me clean ya bitch! *spreads cheeks*
I know your pain bro. I unironically almost cried the other day because of how itchy my hole was and I wasn't able to scratch it.
Had to sprint like Usain Bolt to the bathroom to wipe my ass, which to my surprise was all dirty.
Silly user, itching your anus only makes it worse. Shower daily with a non scented soap and pat dry, then use baby powder to keep dry. Try to work your shits before your showering time to stay as clean as possible, and wear clean underwear every day.
Thanks fren.
There should be an actual real holocaust but for frogposters this time
Keep your anus dry and clean user, it helps to ease your seethe
you fucking faggot
Use Gold Bond powder, user. That stuff works miracles