Why doesnt anyone have gear like this anymore?
Why doesnt anyone have gear like this anymore?
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Because wrestling is ding-dong diddly shit now.
Because they're all boring CAWs
The only guy left with really extravagant, eye-catching gear on the regular is Okada.
wearing long pants is not extravagant
He doesn't wear long pants anymore you simpola
I meant his based coat and bling
Why doesnt anyone have gear like this anymore?
Because most of them are weak manlets who would never be able to even lift this mask, let alone wear it.
Cause that shit is cringe and gay.
His theme song was based
careful who you call ugly in middle school
Not bad. The WWE needs a new Kane/Abyss/Mankind. Some big freak in a mask.
Could be Dan Matha but Matha's actually kind of a good fast-talking shitheel promo.
It 100% should've been Braun. They could've had a little arc where Bray loses control and Braun's power grows too much to handle, after which he becomes a monster unto himself with a new mask.
this is a pretty good mask, it actually looks like his face.
Yeah I like Braun but there's something about his face. He'd benefit from a mask.
based
WCW Vader was honestly one of the most perfect wrestlers ever.
>Huge
>Muscular
>Great music
>Great manager
>GOAT entrance gear
>Awesome moveset
>Could have great matches with anyone, whether he was having classics with Flair or beating the piss out of jobbers
>Charismatic
>WHO DA MAAAAAN?
If Vader wasn't his high school's bully I'd be seriously let down.
It's weird how WWF Vader was one of the worst
>Huge
>Fat
>Not quite as good, but still pretty based music
>fat libtard manager past his prime
>no cool entrance gear and modified moveset
>let a manlet pill popper live in his head rent free
>has a shitty match with the manlet and cried afterwards
>loses push
>"Im just a fat piece of shit"
Its not marketable, WWE wants a bunch of pretty boy GQ fags that all look the same
The only good thing is he had a pretty great run in Japan for a couple of years afterwards, even though he was broken down.
As big, strong, and tough as Vader is there's stories of him being very sensitive. Cornette has called him a kitty cat. Stories of him tearing up when Shawn Michaels bullied him.
it was all a work for sympathy. The way he tells it he went up for a check up for the flu and the Doc pops his bonce ronce the cornew and des his gona sasd ewrg.
That's badass as fuck
You have autism
If it actually fit and it was a bit more grand, it would have been based
They should do it with Lars, might help his anxiety.
Boiling
>Yeah I like Braun but there's something about his face.
Neither would surprise me. Everyone says he was a big teddy bear, but watch any match. His opening shit, is fuck the lockup, throw them into the corner and start throwing forearms (not punches, entire FOREARMS) at your opponent.
His meat clubs would fuckin hurt. Everyone would just try to duck out of the corner.
Would've been cool if it weren't on Trippetty
True, but Vader's based mask would get shit on today, since everything gets shit on.
"That mask is ding-dong-diddly cringe."
Looks like it came from Halloween Express for $60 bucks.
>tfw the bingos did your entrance better
>let a manlet pill popper live in his head rent free
>has a shitty match with the manlet and cried afterwards
More info on this?
>whojanettey coping this hard
YIKES
It's a shame the mask was so shit because the video was perfect.
Lol what a geek
not a bad idea actually
SummerSlam '96. This time period was peak dickhead phase for HBK and supposedly he was "bullying" Vader and buried the fuck out of him to Vince after their match and that pretty much killed Vader's run in WWF
Watch the whole entrance, video package and match if you haven't seen it. One of the greatest entrances ever. Just try to mite the commentary but that goes without saying.
vader wrestled hbk back in the day. i think jim cornette was managing vader at the time. after a match, shawn yelled at vader for being too stiff and threatened to get him fired. vader subsequently shoot ran crying to jim cornette about it.
Cause Liger would fuck it up for the lulz.
Because no shitter today can pull off a character like Vader while also having the wrestling ability to back it up. This nigga Vader was actually hitting moonsaults and a few times he even hit them perfectly while weighing 450+ pounds. We won't ever see a wrestler like Vader ever again in today's shitty wrestling that favors sub 200 pound manlets that know nothing but flips.
Because you aren't allowed to be any more over than anyone else, the ceiling is comic book cosplay and Jannetty fringe tassels on your gear.
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you're cringe and gay
are you having a stroke?
Everyone but Stan Hansen. Those are some of the most bad ass brawls in pro wrestling history.
Finna
Why was Vader such a geek in WWF when he was a legend in other promotions?
Shawn Michaels was a cancer in the locker room
were you the same person who made the thread yesterday claiming Okada was the only larger than life wrestler left?
You're being generous with sub 200 pound
Random drug tests.
his 5* match with Cell was the GOAT
absolutely based
>forgets the new day
basadillo
Coming out in anime cosplay is cringe
No. But it's not a disagreeable notion. He carries himself better than anyone else.
Tanahashi and Naito are next-best when it comes to presenting themselves in that manner.
Kenny's shit at it because he's too goofy and can't switch that off.
Yeah, because I'm not a faggot that cares about the Who Day.
>on the regular
Don't they only meme up their outfits at PPV?