Book his debut

Book his debut

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I hate this fucking guy so much.
He legit makes me seethe because he's so annoying.
Worst NJPW commentator ever. Makes Saxton and Otunga look good.

Cringe
Charlton provides great on the fly translation and interesting factoids, he is a valuable asset to the New Japan announce team

>takes flight on his final fantasy in your path

Should unironically be the first hire of NXT Nihon.

Why does he speak with a jap accent if he's fucking English ?

GOAT English team is Kelly as play by play and Don as the color guy. This guy was the third wheel and sounds and looks like a stick insect

Shoot thought he was a jap (despite being called Chris) before seeing his face, based on how he sounded and the fact that he was translating. Then again, I'm not a native English speaker, so can't tell accents that well.

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Look at this slimey jew

I think he's either English or Australian but being a pencil-necked weeb he has a hint of jap to his voice.

Dude's been living in Japan for decades, working with the Japanese language, no less. It'd be weird if he's speech WASN'T affected.

>Charlton provides great on the fly translation and interesting factoid
It's only great when he's livetweeting and I don't have to hear his fucking disgusting simp voice

Remove him from this picture and you're left with the best EngCom team

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I'd have him rape Kevin Nash right in the arena. I'm talking bent over the announce table and everything.

Seriously though what are the chances that he's an incel ?

>he explains the story to me because I don't get it otherwise so he gud!

He has shit delivery, voice is awful and he adds nothing aside from a fact about Chink culture every 10 minutes that you don't really need to know

THE FOUR-EYED INCEL SEEKS TO TAKE FLIGHT
WILL THIS BE DON CALLIS' FINAL FANTASY

He posts his kid/about his kid on twitter sometimes

He is married and has a son

0. Based Chris has a son, likely with a qt asian since he is Japan since 2005.

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>weeb
>had sex
>works for Nujapan
>fluent in jap
>"FINAL FANTASY" was call of the century

He's a shoot incel, his marriage and child are a work

>>"FINAL FANTASY" was call of the century

Kelly's old soldier call at the end of the match was better

THE HULKMANIA SEEKS TO TAKE FLIGHT, WILL THIS BE ANDRE'S FINAL FANTASY

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Seething incel

COPE

THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE SEEKS TO OPEN A CAN
WILL THIS BE DWAYNE JOHNSON'S FINAL ASS-WHOOPING

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Harry Potter gimmick

That would be (you)

based

Kek

This is why David Bixenspan needs to relocate to Japan. He could be fucking a girl who looks like Io Shirai.

HE'S SPREADING HIS WINGS KEVIN
TANAHASHI DOESN'T SEE IT COMING
KENNY TAKES FLIGHT
TAKES FLIGHT
TAKES FLIGHT
TAKES FLIGHT
TAKES FLIGHT
OH MY GOD
THE FINAL FANTASY IS... OVER

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his english. i thought he was south african because they have a kind of weirdly pseudo-posh english accent

i wonder how ugly his wife is

The absolute COPE.

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I have no issues with Based big calls Chris.
However my preferred English NJPW announce team is Kevin Kelly, Rocky Romero and Don Callis